GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel
Enjoi writes "GeNToo is a version of the Gentoo meta distribution based on the NT kernel, (virtually) completely free of any Win32 code. It provides a complete text-mode Gentoo environment, with all GNU tools, Perl, Python and the other usual suspects. In addition, it comes with with full NT hardware driver support." Aptly named GeNToo, is it a step towards bringing Windows closer to open source?
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So much April Fools, so little news.
I know its April Fools but come on its not a half bad idea.
Why clone Unix when I can clone Windows instead. http://www.reactos.org
How many of these must we be assalulted by? T3h funnays are lost.
:-M
Courtesy of Wikipedia:
"Traditionally, pranks are supposed to end by noon. Those done afterwards are supposed to bring bad luck to the perpetrator."
Gorkman
Taco only gets to blow off steam by trolling readers this much once a year.
Last year it was posting the evil bit story 12 times.
This year it's posting obviously parody/satirical stories, a little too obvious to be good April Fool's jokes as someone pointed out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1%2C_2005 /. picks up on. There, now you can all go out and enjoy the day. Note: Definately read the article about Microsoft introducing World of Wordcraft, the first MMOWP.
Read that list and you won't need to hang out all day to see which ones
If you're on the "best" coast, you've still got 15 minutes left!
for Taco to dupe an April Fool's post.
Do you have ESP?
Come on, loosen up...this one was Funny! Way funnier than the space shuttle one.
Although, is there always this much fake-posting on April 1?
insightful?
:-M
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
Error 404: Funny Not Found
my other computer is your Windows(tm) box...
The screenshots leave much to be desired. Their bootlog.txt, likewise, looks hacked together from a standard NT boot and a CLI transcript. Plus, their Quick Install Reference mentions a "nt-isocreator.sh" script which is missing from the main page, pending a blessing from their lawyer friend.
Perhaps someone could check on #gentoo-nt on irc.freenode.net (also from the quick-install ref) to see what's up?
Assuming this is a joke, kudos to them for back-dating the page; I'm now curious.
The April Fools "pranks" that I have come to respect the most are those that use the cover of a silly prank to challenge an idea or convention that's too ingrained to even bring it up without that cover.
Something like the Pope entering a purely vegetative state before making his thoughts known on the subject as they apply to him personally. You'd get roasted alive as a heathen and heretic for even mentioning this possibility, but properly couched in an April Fools story, it'd give the avenue to address a previously inexpressible idea (due to social conventions).
This type of Gentoo on NT is probably a good geek equivalent of that, but I'm disappointed that there are fewer examples of the trend. Admittedly, any real conversation probably wouldn't happen today (if ever on Slashdot), but using the cover of April Fools pranks to break social conventions is probably the best and most justifiable use of the day. I just wish more constructive discussion had been generated from expressing the inexpressible.
This isn't an April Fools joke.
Gentoo for NT actually does exist:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/gentoocygwin/
I think it's a sure winner.
"Will it float, will it float? Will it foat, Wiiiillll it floooaaaaatttt????!?!????"
Is it beer:thirty yet? I read
"Gentoo meta distribution based on the NT kernel"
as
"Gentoo mentally masterbates on the NT kernel".
Jeesh.
No Nyarlathotep, No Chaos
Know Nyarlathotep, Know Chaos
NT is a Mach Kernel
NT is not based on Mach, but it has similarities in its design.
the POSIX subsystem has been implemented once by microsoft and independently by opennt.com (can't find them any more)
Try Windows Services for UNIX, which is based on the POSIX subsystem and what this alleged GeNToo is based on.