Auto Code Commenting Software, Free Chairs

sien writes "When you think about it, code is usually fairly mundane and simple. Finally someone has come up with a parser and lexer that actually auto-comments code, allowing for vastly more rapid coding. This amazing new tool is called The Commentator and claims to analyse source code as it's being written and insert the necessary code comments. It's absolutely amazing. Also the problem of seating for eXtreme Programming has finally been solved."

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ROTFLMAO

[xTMFWahoo]

that chair is funny- yeaaaaaaaaaaahh April Fools

ENOUGH!!!!

[forgetmenot]

Would you F-off with the April Fool's jokes already! We Get it! We've figured it out already. It's April Fools!FOOLS!

God I hate this day.

Re:good code

[lukewarmfusion]

That's right! Like this:

function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}

(As an aside, this is a good example of optimizing code for production web delivery vs. clear, well-commented or self-documenting code for development.)

If you hate Slashdot so much, leave

[Quattro Vezina]

Dear Zod, it's one fucking day. If you don't like it, what the fuck is so hard about not reading Slashdot for one fucking day?

Just leave already, you're not welcome here.

Asshat.