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Auto Code Commenting Software, Free Chairs
sien writes "When you think about it, code is usually fairly mundane and simple. Finally someone has come up with a parser and lexer that actually auto-comments code, allowing for vastly more rapid coding. This amazing new tool is called The Commentator and claims to analyse source code as it's being written and insert the necessary code comments. It's absolutely amazing. Also the problem of seating for eXtreme Programming has finally been solved."
Won't someone please think of the children!
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That chair is not big enough for some men's asses.
I sure hope this 2-person seat can handle a 500-pound couch potato, otherwise my partner will by flying.
That chair -- the "PairOn" -- is it for intimate co-workers, siamese twins or for people with big, fat asses?
Beauty, this will replace the legions of QA people that used to do my code commenting
The rock, the vulture, and the chain
Good code doesn't require comments - the variable names should tell you everything you need to know about the program.
"If you think you have things under control, you're not going fast enough." --Mario Andretti
I wonder if it will read the code commentary aloud in John Madden's voice for extra money?
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
It could be worse: imagine what it would be if we had dupes about April fools !
Good programmers never comment their code; it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
The PHB wants to order these so he has a place to sit while micromanaging.
Best regards.
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Damn you April Fool's Day! ;)
I guess we'd better cancel Sense of Humor Day too, then.
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major lol
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