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Ask Jeeves to Introduce Jeeves9000

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the i-can't-do-that-jeeves dept.

delymyth writes "The future of search arrives and is brought to you by Ask.Com. He'll help you in your searches, he'll help you at home, and the price is affordable, only $399,99! If you still think it's too much, you can always get a free version, but sometimes he'll suggest you some products (you know, robotic adware). A demo video is available." Personally I still think Ask Jeeves bought for $2 billion is a hoax.

16 of 34 comments (clear)

  1. Don't look now but... by popo · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Slashdot just "jumped the shark"

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    1. Re:Don't look now but... by toocoolforschool · · Score: 1

      I don't mind as long as the shark has friggen lasers mounted on its head!

    2. Re:Don't look now but... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Dunno...if I were forced to jump a shark, the LAST thing I'd want is for them to have friggin' lasers mounted on their heads!

  2. Yes, but... by the_sidewinder · · Score: 1

    Can he do my homework for me?

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  3. Is it just me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or does April 1st last 2 weeks at slashdot?

  4. Stop it by TelJanin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is boring. Make them funny

  5. Uhhh.... by FS1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone go unplug CmdrTaco's computer

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  6. Nothing for you to see here, please move along. by cybercobra · · Score: 1

    Okay, this is just plain stupid. Any moron could tell this is fake.

  7. The $2 billion's gotta be a hoax, you're right. by artifex2004 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Asking Jeeves what he's worth gives a top answer of " ...ain't worth crap "

  8. It's true! by Tx · · Score: 1

    April fools day was over an hour ago, so this must be the real deal! What's that you say .. timezones? Damn!

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  9. Re:F1rst P0st by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1

    Uh, no. April Fools Jokes are funny....

  10. April Fools at Leaky Cauldron.org by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 1

    Just for today, Harry Potter fans can Ask Peeves

  11. I'm sorry, Jeeves... by Megane · · Score: 1

    I can't let you do that.

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  12. 25th post by notthe9 · · Score: 1

    tfp.

  13. Doing as I'm told by Brian+Kendig · · Score: 1

    Ask Jeeves to Introduce Jeeves9000

    Jeeves, would you please introduce Jeeves9000?

  14. coming next is by rritterson · · Score: 3, Funny

    the next upgrade will be the BFJeeves9000 that will answer any question asked by anyone in your line of sight with only a trigger pull.

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