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Ask Jeeves to Introduce Jeeves9000

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the i-can't-do-that-jeeves dept.

delymyth writes "The future of search arrives and is brought to you by Ask.Com. He'll help you in your searches, he'll help you at home, and the price is affordable, only $399,99! If you still think it's too much, you can always get a free version, but sometimes he'll suggest you some products (you know, robotic adware). A demo video is available." Personally I still think Ask Jeeves bought for $2 billion is a hoax.

6 of 34 comments (clear)

  1. Don't look now but... by popo · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Slashdot just "jumped the shark"

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  2. Is it just me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or does April 1st last 2 weeks at slashdot?

  3. Stop it by TelJanin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is boring. Make them funny

  4. Uhhh.... by FS1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone go unplug CmdrTaco's computer

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  5. The $2 billion's gotta be a hoax, you're right. by artifex2004 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Asking Jeeves what he's worth gives a top answer of " ...ain't worth crap "

  6. coming next is by rritterson · · Score: 3, Funny

    the next upgrade will be the BFJeeves9000 that will answer any question asked by anyone in your line of sight with only a trigger pull.

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