USB Fundue Set
Several anonymous readers found this hysterical USB Fundue Set, which despite the power limitations of USB 2 should make for great snacks. It's from ThinkGeek.
(TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now).
You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.
What is the difference between this thing and an Athlon?
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Alright, this is not just a dupe, it's a dupe by the same editor. Good grief, do they even pay attention to those 30 seconds a day they actually have to work at their supposedly full-time job?