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  1. A CmdrTaco first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A story without spelling or grammar mistakes.

    1. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by antiMStroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dupe!

    2. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by atreus_max · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG. It's the linux kernel implemented in Whitespace!

    3. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by ultramk · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...followed up by a Slashdot first: a First Post that's both Funny and Insightful.

      If anybody wants me, I'll be outside waiting for the sky to turn black and the seas to turn to blood.

      m-

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    4. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdotted already. Here is a mirror. http://www.nantasketbeach.com/slash.html

    5. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by alex4u2nv · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if you were to RTFA, you would know that: - pretty much.

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    6. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by homeobocks · · Score: 5, Funny
      Well, actually an ending quotation mark should never be by itself on a line. There should have been at least one character before it, or some characters from the preceding line pulled down.
      What, isn't \n a character?
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    7. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by perseguidor · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, but don't panic when dusk comes.

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    8. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by jdray · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks. I hate when the OP doesn't supply a clicky-linky thing. I just have one question: Does it run on Linux?

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    9. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by BobPaul · · Score: 3, Funny

      You need to learn HTML, buddy...

      The article summary clearly states:

      "<br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>"

      There's a whole word on that last line before the quotation mark. The word is <br>

    10. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 3, Informative

      No problem:

      Link

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  2. Wow by takeya · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't read the article. Sorry.

  3. Yes! by Mullen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I totally agree with the submitter!

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  4. You said it. by Flakeloaf · · Score: 5, Informative

    anonymous writes "

    "

    I couldn't have put it better myself.

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  5. Great by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they've run out of April Fools jokes, but they still keep posting...

    1. Re:Great by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least it's not a Dupe....

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  6. |____ by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Informative



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    1. Re:|____ by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

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    2. Re:|____ by JudgeDredd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...

    3. Re:|____ by mobby_6kl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      WTF? Is April 1st the Free Karma Day?

    4. Re:|____ by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I want to know is who modded the grandparent as "Flamebait." Must've been something he said. :-)

  7. Nazism by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 3, Insightful

    LOL! It's "Their", not "There," you stupid fucks!

  8. awesome!!! by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    at last, a slashdot article that isn't a dupe and which I can completely understand!

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  9. Whoa. by The+Spoony · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the best Slashdot story today.

  10. Yes, I see now! by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    It all becomes clear to me!

    I must add to the above:"

    "

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  11. Copyright Infringement!!! by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

    That story is exactly four minutes and thirty-three seconds long!

    1. Re:Copyright Infringement!!! by WWWWolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      And it was a clever rewording of a section of a story published in Kuro5hin ages ago! And the original story had more religio-philosophical values in it, too!

  12. Error Messages by OblvnDrgn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never before has "Nothing to see here. Please move along" been so relevant.

  13. Only got one thing to say! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Funny





  14. Cat got your tongue? by The+FooMiester · · Score: 4, Informative

    (something important seems to be missing from your
    story ... like the body or the subject!)

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  15. too many Apr 1st Stories .. by macaulay805 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not enough mod points.

  16. I'm impressed by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the most factually accurate story Slashdot has ever posted.

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  17. Once Again by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny


    Our rights are being trampled. Next they are going to patent air. I am going to boycott them for good.

    This time I mean it.

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  18. E+ by killerface · · Score: 5, Interesting

    wow i havent seen that E+ symbol in a while

  19. Re:Today... by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Curses, foiled again....

    Now I'll never get laid.

  20. Google News by smart.id · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it really funny that Google News indexes Slashdot, because all of this stupid shit is now going to be on there.

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  21. Dammmit! I submitted the SAME story a week ago! by EQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    GRR!

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  22. Site slashdotted already - Cached here by kiore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a cache for Linux, *BSD, and other unix users only.

    1. Re:Site slashdotted already - Cached here by Famanoran · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, that link actually works for me...

      But then, my machine's hostname is devnull, and I run apache on it :)

  23. Re:yeeha by grammar+fascist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    first post

    And a Score:3, Insightful? What is this, free karma day?

    Hey, moderators! Gimme some of that good lovin'! It's just a little drop-down...it's not like you have anything better to do today.

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  24. The E+ Icon!?! by WoTG · · Score: 3, Informative

    It hasn't been used since 1998. Welcome back!

  25. Pity we can't by zrk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    rate thread topics like we can postings.

  26. Typos by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leave it to /. to spell "" wrong.

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  27. RTFA! Re:|____ by templest · · Score: 5, Informative
    WTF? Is April 1st the Free Karma Day?


    Didn't you RTFA? It clearly says:

    "

    "

    Hey, I like karma too. :)
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  28. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia,

    YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Re:RTFA! Re:|____ by Swamii · · Score: 4, Funny

    Brilliant.

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  30. Re:E+ by shish · · Score: 3, Informative
    It seems to be the early enlightenment; the DR9 / DR10 era. Other articles in the category mention imlib 1 coming out and redhat 5...

    As an enlightenment fanboy; I'd actually quite like to see what DR1-15 looked like, but all the links are dead :(

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  31. Re:RTFA! Re:|____ by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Interesting



    I know this comment *shouldn't* get modded up, but I'm crossing my fingers and hoping for a miracle.