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anonymous writes "





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  1. A CmdrTaco first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A story without spelling or grammar mistakes.

    1. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by antiMStroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dupe!

    2. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by atreus_max · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG. It's the linux kernel implemented in Whitespace!

    3. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by ultramk · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...followed up by a Slashdot first: a First Post that's both Funny and Insightful.

      If anybody wants me, I'll be outside waiting for the sky to turn black and the seas to turn to blood.

      m-

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    4. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by qewl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, actually an ending quotation mark should never be by itself on a line. There should have been at least one character before it, or some characters from the preceding line pulled down.

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    5. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by takeya · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod this up..

      it's april fools day.... have a bit of fun. and I have to type for 20 seconds, unlike editors (afaik>..)

    6. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdotted already. Here is a mirror. http://www.nantasketbeach.com/slash.html

    7. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by alex4u2nv · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if you were to RTFA, you would know that: - pretty much.

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    8. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by homeobocks · · Score: 5, Funny
      Well, actually an ending quotation mark should never be by itself on a line. There should have been at least one character before it, or some characters from the preceding line pulled down.
      What, isn't \n a character?
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    9. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by perseguidor · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, but don't panic when dusk comes.

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    10. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by jdray · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks. I hate when the OP doesn't supply a clicky-linky thing. I just have one question: Does it run on Linux?

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      Updated 6/28/2011
    11. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Phillup · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously you are not a Perl programmer...

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      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    12. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by archen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't that violate the gpl?

      1. You may copy and distribute verbatim copies of the Program's source code as you receive it, in any medium, provided that you conspicuously and appropriately publish on each copy an appropriate copyright notice and disclaimer of warranty;

    13. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by BobPaul · · Score: 3, Funny

      You need to learn HTML, buddy...

      The article summary clearly states:

      "<br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>"

      There's a whole word on that last line before the quotation mark. The word is <br>

    14. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Zemran · · Score: 2, Funny

      but I have copyright to that story!!! Where is my lawyer? I will sue CmdrTaco for every cent!!!

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    15. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 3, Informative

      No problem:

      Link

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    16. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every piece of GPL software always begins with the PREAMBLE. You start by including a copy of the GPL like so:

      #include <stdio.h>
      #include "gpl.h"

      int main(void) {
      fprintf(stdout, "%s", gpl);
      return (0);
      };

      gpl.c:7:6: warning: no newline at end of file

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  2. Wow by takeya · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't read the article. Sorry.

    1. Re:Wow by Xoro · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't read the article. Sorry.

      Didn't read the article? This is the biggest news from the Enlightenment community in years!

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  3. Wow. by SparksMcGee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, it's novel. I'll give them that.

  4. Yes! by Mullen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I totally agree with the submitter!

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  5. You said it. by Flakeloaf · · Score: 5, Informative

    anonymous writes "

    "

    I couldn't have put it better myself.

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  6. Hmm. by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a sudden disturbance in the force..

    ..and then silenced.

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    Starsucks
  7. Great by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they've run out of April Fools jokes, but they still keep posting...

    1. Re:Great by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least it's not a Dupe....

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  8. Now that's funny. by Secret+Agent+99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Almost.

  9. |____ by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Informative



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    1. Re:|____ by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ---

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    2. Re:|____ by JudgeDredd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...

    3. Re:|____ by mobby_6kl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      WTF? Is April 1st the Free Karma Day?

    4. Re:|____ by numbware · · Score: 2

      yes. wait, i mean _____

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    5. Re:|____ by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I want to know is who modded the grandparent as "Flamebait." Must've been something he said. :-)

  10. Nazism by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 3, Insightful

    LOL! It's "Their", not "There," you stupid fucks!

  11. awesome!!! by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    at last, a slashdot article that isn't a dupe and which I can completely understand!

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  12. Whoa. by The+Spoony · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the best Slashdot story today.

  13. Wow! by blinkless · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great news for everyone!!

  14. Yes, I see now! by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    It all becomes clear to me!

    I must add to the above:"

    "

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  15. Copyright Infringement!!! by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

    That story is exactly four minutes and thirty-three seconds long!

    1. Re:Copyright Infringement!!! by WWWWolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      And it was a clever rewording of a section of a story published in Kuro5hin ages ago! And the original story had more religio-philosophical values in it, too!

  16. Error Messages by OblvnDrgn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never before has "Nothing to see here. Please move along" been so relevant.

  17. Only got one thing to say! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Funny





  18. Cat got your tongue? by The+FooMiester · · Score: 4, Informative

    (something important seems to be missing from your
    story ... like the body or the subject!)

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    The previous has been a secret message to my comrades.
  19. too many Apr 1st Stories .. by macaulay805 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not enough mod points.

  20. I'm impressed by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the most factually accurate story Slashdot has ever posted.

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  21. That's odd... by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny
    I would've thought that by

    " "
    they would've at least considered the possibility of , considering the

    that's involved.

    Either way, I'm sure some solution to this will be revealed next week. If not, then we're all in trouble.
    --

    Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  22. Once Again by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny


    Our rights are being trampled. Next they are going to patent air. I am going to boycott them for good.

    This time I mean it.

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  23. E+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    E+ is back from 1998! Party!!!

    What is E+ anyway?

    1. Re:E+ by ttfoxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      between a D and an F.

    2. Re:E+ by shish · · Score: 3, Informative
      It seems to be the early enlightenment; the DR9 / DR10 era. Other articles in the category mention imlib 1 coming out and redhat 5...

      As an enlightenment fanboy; I'd actually quite like to see what DR1-15 looked like, but all the links are dead :(

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  24. E+ by killerface · · Score: 5, Interesting

    wow i havent seen that E+ symbol in a while

  25. Re:Today... by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Curses, foiled again....

    Now I'll never get laid.

  26. Google News by smart.id · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it really funny that Google News indexes Slashdot, because all of this stupid shit is now going to be on there.

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  27. On the plus side: by failure-man · · Score: 2, Funny

    This particular story won't trigger a wave of computational mayhem somewhere . . . . . .

  28. Dammmit! I submitted the SAME story a week ago! by EQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    GRR!

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  29. Site slashdotted already - Cached here by kiore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a cache for Linux, *BSD, and other unix users only.

    1. Re:Site slashdotted already - Cached here by Famanoran · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, that link actually works for me...

      But then, my machine's hostname is devnull, and I run apache on it :)

  30. Re:fp by soupdevil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fewer. Fewer spelling errors.

  31. Re:yeeha by grammar+fascist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    first post

    And a Score:3, Insightful? What is this, free karma day?

    Hey, moderators! Gimme some of that good lovin'! It's just a little drop-down...it's not like you have anything better to do today.

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  32. The E+ Icon!?! by WoTG · · Score: 3, Informative

    It hasn't been used since 1998. Welcome back!

  33. Pity we can't by zrk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    rate thread topics like we can postings.

  34. Typos by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leave it to /. to spell "" wrong.

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  35. RTFA! Re:|____ by templest · · Score: 5, Informative
    WTF? Is April 1st the Free Karma Day?


    Didn't you RTFA? It clearly says:

    "

    "

    Hey, I like karma too. :)
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  36. OK, who else thought by starseeker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that this might be a story written using the whitespace programming language?

    http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/index.php

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  37. Re:Obligatory... by tomsuchy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new

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  38. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia,

    YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. Re:RTFA! Re:|____ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny



    I for one welcome our silent overlords.

  40. Re:RTFA! Re:|____ by Swamii · · Score: 4, Funny

    Brilliant.

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  41. WARNING GOATSE.CX LINK! by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod parent down!

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  42. Re:RTFA! Re:|____ by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Interesting



    I know this comment *shouldn't* get modded up, but I'm crossing my fingers and hoping for a miracle.