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How Motherboards Are Made

Techno-consumerist writes "Ever wonder how motherboards are made? How all those little electronic bits and pieces are put in place, and how each board is tested? PCstats takes a look behind the scenes of the Nan-Ping Gigabyte factory in Taiwan, and documents the amazingly complicated process from start to finish. Very cool, but surprising about how much labour goes into each board."

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  1. Did any of the articles mention by syntap · · Score: 3, Funny

    the phone numbers of the girls testing the boards at the factory in Testing Stage 2?

    1. Re:Did any of the articles mention by digitalchinky · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mmmm, nothing like that new motherboard smell, fresh out of the silver anti-static bag... Hot asian taiwanese chick writing on the little green 'QC OK' sticker...

      If only motherboards were as soft and good looking as the testers, complete with dual breast cards as a standard option...

      (In real life I'm not that much of a deprived geek, I am living in asia though)

  2. I always thought.... by O-SUSHi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aren't they made when a motherboard has sex with a fatherboard and have another(mother)board?

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  3. Where are the fatherboards? by Bongoots · · Score: 4, Funny

    From my understanding, motherboards can have daughterboards.. but where are the fatherboards?

    Illegitimacy seems rife in the computing world! o_O

    1. Re:Where are the fatherboards? by mysticwhiskey · · Score: 5, Funny
      My guess is that the fatherboards refuse to perform garbage collection, misinterpret the communication protocol with the motherboard, and are constantly scolded for eyeing off the newer models of GPU's.

      Thus they are kept in solitary confinement far from the eyes of the public and are used only to pump out offspring. It's solely for the XY86 chromosome, I'm sure.

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  4. Nice poster by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check out that "fine motivational strategy" sign on page 10...

    Be more responsible
    Complain less
    Be more attentive
    Make lesser mistakes

    Yay. I feel so motivated just reading it.

  5. must be the same guy. by the_mind_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Guy that made the sign on the airshower door must be that same guy that translates the manuals that comes with the motherboards.
    "Please Push and Pull the Door Tenderly" :-)

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  6. Re:PCB by imroy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow! And all this time I thought it was referring to Polychlorinated biphenyl. Man, they really cleared that up for me!

  7. Re:You don't need their phone number - just use an by a16 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you ever been to Taiwan you'd know most girls there look absolutely great (it's not only me noticing this). I don't know how did they achieve it.

    How do you know he's interested in their looks? This is slashdot - he probably just wants a free motherboard ;)

  8. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not in the US. Two MOTHERboards ?!? Sanctity of marriage !!!

  9. Stress Tested by Paska · · Score: 4, Funny

    Each system is run through several hundred loops of 3D Mark 2001 in 40C temperatures. This tests stability under the most grueling of conditions.

    Now I know why I've never had much luck with Gigabyte boards, they arn't tested to Australian climates, they really need to test these things in 50+C temperatures as you can bet my room in Australia gets that high in summer.

    1. Re:Stress Tested by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now I know why I've never had much luck with Gigabyte boards, they arn't tested to Australian climates

      Actually, I think you'll find your problem is that Gigabyte motherboards aren't designed to work upside-down.

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