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Python Moving into the Enterprise
Qa1 writes "Seems that Python is moving into the enterprise. At the recent PyCon it has become apparent that it's not just Google, GIS, Nokia or even Microsoft anymore. The article points out that Python is increasingly becoming a perfectly viable and even preferred choice for the enterprise. More and more companies are looking at Python as a good alternative to past favorites like Java. Will we finally be able to code for living in a language that's not painful? Exciting times!"
I think parent meant more GAY sex with Roland. Right?
$6.21 is the number of the beast before sales tax. Meh.
Star date 3042005 , we have recently encounter a strange spacial disturbance , The computers logs seem alterd and for some odd reason the Starfleet logo on the lcars monitors is replaced by a cartoon snake . Voice commands have been replaced with typing #! /usr/bin/env python
in the hallway... Well past 50... unliked, unloved, unsettling. A huge pain in the ass to everyone he's ever met. Right now all his considerable talent and strength is totally focused on seducing a tiny dog into the elevator door he holds open.
MELVIN UDALL
Come here, sweetheart... come on.
ON DOG
Sniffing at a particular spot on the hall carpeting. Melvin lets the elevator door close and advances on the mutt who has ignores him.
MELVIN UDALL
Wanna go for a ride? Okay,sweetie?
The dog lifts his leg at the precise moment Melvin lunges and picks him up with a decisive heft -- so that dog urine squirts the hall wall for a second or two. The DOG sensing a kindred spirit starts to GROWL and BARK.
MELVIN UDALL (a malevolent tone)
You've pissed your last floor, you dog-eared monkey.
The dog takes a snap at Melvin, but the man is much meaner and quicker than the dog -- he holds his snout shut with his hand and reaches for the door of the garbage chute.
MELVIN UDALL
I'll bet you wish you were some sort of real dog now, huh? Don't worry... this is New York. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, you know? You ugly, smelly fuck.
And with that, he stuffs him in the garbage chute and lets go. We hear a FADING SERIES of PLEADING "ANOOOOS" from the DOG fade to nothingness..
the women you teach, 40ish,
are they hot? that wood make a big difference.