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  1. Re:Long live.. on AOL to Shut Down Netscape Support/Development · · Score: -1

    That 8bit pron...

    pr0n

    /fixed, no charge for this one

  2. Slashdot: The place to be Gay on Google Mobile Phones Debut in Feb? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Believe it or not, the majority of Slashdot readers are male, aged 12 to 24, are computer literate or computer proficient, introverted, and homosexual. Slashdot creator and self-avowed homosexual Rob Malda, who, in 1997 in his Holland, Michigan dorm, was running a gay singles' list, had the following to say:

    If I hadn't had Slashdot when I was coming out, I don't know what would have happened. There would have been no one to connet with, no twinks to share my rage with, no bears to gain knowledge from. Slashdot was the ultimate gay hookup and for that alone am I thankful I created it years ago.

    Obviously, Slashdot serves more than the tech community it purports to cater to. In 1999, Slashdot hired then-Wired columnist Jon Katz, another openly gay literary genius. Sporting blue hair and multiple facial piercings, the angst-ridden Katz expresses in his writings are clearly visible in real life. I'd found a home with Rob. Wired was too straight, but at Slashdot I fit right in.

    Finally, in early 2000, public homosexual and Nazi censor Michael Sims joined the Slashdot orgy crew. I wanted to introduce goat sex and a lot of non-Slashdot, homosexual, erect male penises to the group, said Sims, So ESR got involved with donkey dicks and we all like to suck each other off. Without Rob Malda, Michael Sims would be nothing except an aggravated gay male without a place to call home.

    Slashdot is definitely the place to be gay concluded Sims. Definitely the place to be gay.

  3. Re:Well crap on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: -1

    Do they make a do-it-yourself microwave in kit form for the kids these days?

  4. Slashdot: The place to be Gay on Viacom Wants Industry Wide Copyright Filter · · Score: -1

    Believe it or not, the majority of Slashdot readers are male, aged 12 to 24, are computer literate or computer proficient, introverted, and homosexual. Slashdot creator and self-avowed homosexual Rob Malda, who, in 1997 in his Holland, Michigan dorm, was running a gay singles' list, had the following to say:

    If I hadn't had Slashdot when I was coming out, I don't know what would have happened. There would have been no one to connet with, no twinks to share my rage with, no bears to gain knowledge from. Slashdot was the ultimate gay hookup and for that alone am I thankful I created it years ago.

    Obviously, Slashdot serves more than the tech community it purports to cater to. In 1999, Slashdot hired then-Wired columnist Jon Katz, another openly gay literary genius. Sporting blue hair and multiple facial piercings, the angst-ridden Katz expresses in his writings are clearly visible in real life. I'd found a home with Rob. Wired was too straight, but at Slashdot I fit right in.

    Finally, in early 2000, public homosexual and Nazi censor Michael Sims joined the Slashdot orgy crew. I wanted to introduce goat sex and a lot of non-Slashdot, homosexual, erect male penises to the group, said Sims, So ESR got involved with donkey dicks and we all like to suck each other off. Without Rob Malda, Michael Sims would be nothing except an aggravated gay male without a place to call home.

    Slashdot is definitely the place to be gay concluded Sims. Definitely the place to be gay.

  5. Re:Industry experience harder to substantiate on Bill Gates to Finally Receive His Harvard Degree · · Score: -1

    That's weird 'cause I presently work @ Cat and they pretty much said just that...

    //only wish i were kidding

  6. Re:Should I be impressed? on Building a Programmer's Rosetta Stone · · Score: -1

    Should I be impressed?

    Yes. And here are two points:

    1) Imagine an older, wizened Dr. Daniel Jackson in one final all-out war with the Gay-ould. A line of antiquated C++ code will allow him to upload a virus to the mothership from a PowerBook, thus leaving all of humanity unscathed (relatively). He hits rosettacode.org, translates Gay-ould into C++, and voila! No more evil alien fem-dom.

    2) A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.


    PS-> Fuck you.

  7. Re:Resources on State Trooper Fights For His Source Code · · Score: -1

    That reminds me of the infamous bumper sticker: "If you can read this, thank your teacher."

  8. G'ould? Anyone? Jack O'Neil? on Snake-Robots To Assist Surgeons in Tight Spots · · Score: -1

    I'm in your stomachz...takin' over yur mindz.

  9. Re:Make people think to figure out your e-mail on Best Method For Foiling Email Harvesters? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah. Your lmergen il.com ['gma' in gap] is reallll professional. Jerk.

  10. Re: on The War Is Over, and Linux Has Won · · Score: 0

    It's cool how Google, et. al., can raise your perceived Internet IQ by about 30 points....hmmm? Not hacking on you....just sayin' ;-)

  11. HuH? No ANARCHY COOKBOOK v.666 By: Jolly Roger? on UK Woman Charged As Terrorist For Computer Files · · Score: -1

    Seriously, it was about the only item in her library was stinkingly absent... ;-)

  12. Re:Wow, and accurate assessment! on Make Linux "Gorgeous," Says Ubuntu Leader · · Score: -1

    I took your challenge and pressed F1 w/ the desktop on XP Pro in focus and typed in "mount network drive." All I got was a definition of 'fsutil' and an admonishing that it was for professional support personnel. OK, fair enough, but typing into the same phrase in the Google on teh Internets produced significantly more detailed information. I believe the reason for this is simply b/c of all those pipes teh Internets is composed of. Umm...*feet shuffling*...I think we're done here. Or something. So there.

  13. Re:Her website is damn UGLY!! on Slashdot's Vastu · · Score: -1

    I think you meant: "The GOOGLE...it does nothing!"

  14. Wiki provides instant content... on Google or Wikipedia - Which is Your First Stop? · · Score: 0, Informative

    If I want deep-texture content on a particular subject (e.g., polynomial rings) I hit Wiki first. Boom. Instant content. Google will give links *to* the content...why take two steps?

  15. Re:We need dual screens on the inside. on Twin-Screen Vista Laptops · · Score: -1

    Yep, and I hear those new-fangled spatial induction AC power supplies last darn near forever. Damn commies and their batteries...

  16. Re:Bah on 10 Terrible Portrayals of Technology in Film · · Score: -1, Troll
    Too bad my mouth doesn't, though. Heheh :)

    If you suck on Zonk's cock long enough it will. Hehe :) Might even have a gooey filling in your mouth, as well. Hehe :)

  17. DIE IN A FIRE on Cell Phone Secrets Die Hard · · Score: -1

    Seriously. If you *really* want those e_harmony hook-ups to never, ever come back JUST BURN IT.

  18. Re:Ahh, I can see it now... on Game Developers Missing Their Target? · · Score: -1

    Good way to troll for that +5 Funny. You bleeding asshole. ;-)

  19. Re:Come on, 'entirely computer designed' ? on Computer Designed Car Sets Speed Record · · Score: -1

    I'm waiting for the next gen Fjord Ranchero myself.

  20. Re:Works for a limited audience on An Alternative to Alternative Fuels and Vehicles · · Score: -1

    Check your fuel pump. Mine was putting out something around ~30 PSI (it should be around 60 PSI). My fuel economy sucked and I had no idea why.

  21. Teh real headline: on Dell's Exploding Laptop Autopsy · · Score: -1

    I read this as "Dell's Exploding Laptop Autopussy." Who's with me?!

  22. Re:USED it? on An IE-Based Tabbed Browser from China · · Score: -1

    Hey, 14% of a billion Chinese can't be wrong...can they? Oh, yeah, I guess that whole Tianmen Square thing, well, shit. Is this thing on?

  23. Re:All goods geeks know on Who Controls the Internet? · · Score: -1
    In Soviet Russia you dant have to put up with these crappy jokes

    don't. As is In Soviet Russia crappy jokes don't have to put up with you

  24. Re:Microsoft doesn't partner with folks it assimil on Who Will Join Microsoft in the Portal Wars? · · Score: -1
    Who has ever done it and lived to tell the tale?

    The Borg.

  25. Another way of testing? on GSM Cell Phone Reception Quality? · · Score: -1

    Could I use my penis as a make-shift antenna to test cellphone reception quality?