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Behind the Scenes At Google

An anonymous reader writes "University of Wahington TV Presents "behind the Scenes With Google." From the site: 'Search is one of the most important applications used on the internet and poses some of the most interesting challenges in computer science. Providing high-quality search requires understanding across a wide range of computer science disciplines. In this program, Jeff Dean of Google describes some of these challenges, discusses applications Google has developed, and highlights systems they've built, including GFS, a large-scale distributed file system, and MapReduce, a library for automatic parallelization and distribution of large-scale computation. He also shares some interesting observations derived from Google's web data.' "

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  1. Google's dirty secret revealed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google is actually a giant super computer which has become self-aware. Every person it "hires" is actually one more person it saps knowledge from. In the not too distant future, it hopes to be able to network every human completely so that it can collect the remaining knowledge on Earth more easily.

    1. Re:Google's dirty secret revealed by ardor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes! It is skynet! Prepare for Armageddon, folks... And beware the T-800 with the strange austrian accent. Must be an error in the firmware.

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    2. Re:Google's dirty secret revealed by Seumas · · Score: 3, Funny

      Real men would have identified this as Colossus.

    3. Re:Google's dirty secret revealed by geoff43230 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think I saw this on "Star Trek" (and, also, "Futurama" - the "scooty-puff, junior" episode) one time. "Borgoogle : Resistance is results 1-10 of about 200."

  2. What -- I Have To Watch TV Now? by CheeseburgerBlue · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, that's *so* twentieth century. I came to /. for the bleeding edge in information acquisition technology: realtime optical scanning blocks of glyphs encoding human language.

    I can't absorb information I can't copy/paste.

  3. 5.6 Mbps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow. If anything can melt a university web server surly a slashdot posting with a link to a 5.6 Mbps mpeg-2 stream on a Google talk is it.

  4. Backups are for pussies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Real men don't do backups.

  5. WTFV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whoa, whoa.. it's hard enough for us to RTFA but now we've got to WTFV (an hour long one too)?

    The average slashdotter has an attention span of 5 secon.. ooh look a birdie!

  6. Network everybody together, eh? by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't wait for the "I'm Feeling Lucky" feature on that one!

  7. Re:Images of clowns by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Behind the scenes at Google" invokes images of clowns and mimes. Is it just me?


    Yup - it's only you.

  8. Re:I use Google at work by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You happen to be only one of the millions of people searching for adult pictures online.

    You are about as anonymous as it gets.

  9. Re:GFS by Seumas · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've never realised that GFS was developed by Google

    So what did you think the G stood for? :P

  10. jeez, more goog fluff? by t_parker16 · · Score: 1, Funny

    one word: short any rally.

  11. Re:I use Google at work by ggvaidya · · Score: 2, Funny

    The receptionist signs an NDA promising to never turn around ... :P

  12. Re:I use Google at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That must be one embaressed receptionist. And lots of embaressed visitors.

  13. the director... by Stalyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    can anyone confirm that Leni Riefenstahl was behind this film?

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  14. Pfffft. by Das+Auge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats no secret, it's pigeons.

  15. Re:I use Google at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
  16. http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/ ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..has never been more appropriate

  17. Re:the video is slashed someone post a bittorrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a summary of the most interesting part.

  18. Has anyone else noticed that... by omeomi · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Google seems to be down a lot lately? Like right now, I can't seem to get to it...what's with that?