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The Wasp Micro Air Vehicle

Victor Cheng writes "In developments that bring together a variety of technologies including robotics and digital imaging the Wasp Micro Air Vehicle is one of the Pentagon's latest tools currently in testing of the Nimitz Carrier Strike Group (although I'm thinking its not going to need a carrier to get this one up and flying). The 13 inch Wasp comes equipped with 2 video cameras, GPS and has a myriad of possible applications. Next time you hear something Buzzing around when you're at a family picnic you might think twice before swatting it could be an expensive action."

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  1. Swat it? by FirienFirien · · Score: 5, Funny

    Swatting a 13-inch wasp is unlikely. Scream and run away, or possibly even cower and say "I for one welcome our giant robot wasp overlords"...

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    1. Re:Swat it? by first.last · · Score: 1, Funny

      It will be very useful for keeping an eye on a small area (say a block in Falluja)

      That or the nude beach at spring break.

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  2. Don't need a carrier for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they've made a special 4 foot long mini-nimitz to go with it? That way you could fit an entire carrier group in your garden pond. How cool would that be?

    1. Re:Don't need a carrier for this? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      My goldfish want to know if the mini carrier group can be programmed to attack cats.

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  3. Glass Half Full, Really by Scoria · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have the wrong perspective. Slashdot stories are more like a fine Merlot than leftover potato chips. They don't produce stories with class like this anymore!

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  4. Scales a little off? by dreamquick · · Score: 5, Funny

    "next time you hear something Buzzing around when you're at a family picnic"

    If its a 13 inch wasp (just over a foot), then quite frankly if something that size starts buzzing around a family picnic I doubt it would be able to hide from you all that well, and secondly I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to attack a foot-long wasp with a rolled up newspaper or magazine.

    If horror films have taught us nothing it's that when freakishly large mutant insects attack (TM) you just run and hope you aren't the extra with no name who's destined to die in the first 20 minutes.

    *sigh* Journalists these days...

  5. If you do swat it by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hope it hasn't invited any of it's mates to the picnic.

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  6. Obligatory HL2 reference by Thorwak · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone please get Gordon Freeman on the phone

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  7. Re:Grammar Nazi Strikes Again! by archeopterix · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Next time you hear something Buzzing around when you're at a family picnic you might think twice before swatting it could be an expensive action."
    Slashdot editors are above grammar is for nazis only.
  8. Re:A neat little toy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Walmart has one for $1.99 but it doesn't fly and doesn't take pictures. However, it does *look* like a wasp.

  9. Micro Air Vehicle!!! by richieb · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I was a kid we used to call these things "model airplanes". :-)

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  10. Payload by fox9397 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if you were able to have a payload of say a water balloon or an M80 I could see its use in neighborhood warfare.

  11. Re:If you buzzed and took pictures at my picnic by SysSupport · · Score: 1, Funny
    But using it to annoy others and invade their privacy, is one use I'm not entirely looking forward to.

    Aha, There's that extra comma that was missing from the original post. Been looking for it.

  12. Maybe I've been at work too long.... by Arbin · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...but, all I can remember from your post is, " it's got to have a nice big pair on it. " *mind wandering, with visions of big pairs running through it..*

  13. Re:Privacy by Cyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    The reasons they build UAVs in the first place is because they can't bring agents into the area, because its still too hostile. I hardly think a family picnic is so 'hostile' as to require a UAV.

    Clearly you've never been to one of my family picnics!

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  14. Oh, the humbling of naval aviation! by DulcetTone · · Score: 3, Funny

    The brave efforts of the past will never be repeated!

    Then: "Torpedo Eight has been wiped out, sir!"
    Now: "Torpedo Eight is stuck in a tree, sir!"

    tone

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  15. Neat civilian use... by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine an autonomous beowolf cluster of these.
    It would bring an entirely new level to the
    quality of trap/skeet shotgun competition.
    I, for one, can hardly wait...

  16. WASP by eclectic4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    " you might think twice before swatting it could be an expensive action."

    A 13" White Anglo-Saxon Prodestant with two video cameras and a GPS device? I agree, you're just asking for trouble coming at that with a fly swatter.

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