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Tracking Your Taxes

CTealL writes "Apparently Intuit thinks it's okay to share information about taxes with third paries. According to this article, Intuit is using a third party tracking technology on all tax forms submitted to the IRS. "We could capture your name, your Social Security number or any other information that you willingly pass to a Web site," acknowledged Matt Belkin, who serves as vice president of best practices for Utah marketing giant Omniture, which tracks the online activities of people using Intuit's TurboTax. The IRS disavows any knowledge of this, saying "The IRS does not take a position on Web tracking tools." Makes you wonder where your tax information is going..."

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  1. Re:The moral of the story: by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No.. the true moral of the story is.. American corporate greed knows no bounds...

  2. Re:The moral of the story: by oirtemed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    shorten it to greed and you got it right. Americans are no worse than other humans.

  3. Try to hack this... by kwoo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A HP48GX and a #2 pencil. Straight into the envelope.

    It's slower than an e-file, but far more anonymous, providing you don't put a return address on the envelope.

  4. National sales tax now by panxerox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its time to crush this 30 year old unholy alliance between the IRS and the 3 party tax prep companys. The tax system has become like the legal system - a systematic exploitation of the American people to keep an elite in business, in this case IRS agents and retired IRS agents.

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    "It's so convenient to have a system where everyone is a criminal" - A. Hitler
    1. Re:National sales tax now by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      tax system has become like the legal system - a systematic exploitation of the American people to keep an elite in business, in this case IRS agents and retired IRS agents.

      Except, all they do is function to collect what the tax code says they should. Don't like it? You have to change the law. Fix it in congress, thus treating the problem, not the symptom.

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    2. Re:National sales tax now by Quarters · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A national sales tax is the most regressive form of taxation imaginable. The tax system now is (mostly) fair. Everyone pays a % of their earnings.

      The problem with a national sales tax is that middle to low income earners spend a larger percentage of their earnings. Upper class earners spend a much smaller percentage of their wages. A national sales tax would hurt low wage earners the most as they would be using the majority of their wages on food & basic necessities. The little $ they might have left after their purchases and their tax burden won't be enough for an adequate savings.

    3. Re:National sales tax now by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Its time to crush this 30 year old unholy alliance between the IRS and the 3 party tax prep companys. The tax system has become like the legal system - a systematic exploitation of the American people to keep an elite in business, in this case IRS agents and retired IRS agents.

      The national sales tax has nothing to do with third party tax preperation services.

      If you want to fix the tax system, how about closing the loopholes the rich use? Wouldn't that be a better place to start. To remove their tax shelters.

      To be fair, democrats are doing it too. Look at John Edwards. Before he was elected to the Senate, he worked as a liability lawyer. He won a big case, and had $600,000 in taxes due. Instead, he formed a corporation and using tax laws, did not pay one penny. He kept all the money for himself. Republicans do it far more often then democrats, but that is only because most democrats are dirt poor.

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    4. Re:National sales tax now by fimbulvetr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to change the law. Fix it in congress, thus treating the problem, not the symptom.

      Congress? You mean that other entity that systematically exploits American people to keep elites in business?

    5. Re:National sales tax now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The tax system now is (mostly) fair. Everyone pays a % of their earnings

      That's hardly fair. A taxpayer should pay for what he/she receives from the governmemt, and nothing more.

    6. Re:National sales tax now by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Now she gets all the benefits of that military and police protection, the roads, the schools, etc, but doesn't have to pay for any of it!"

      Uh... if they recieved an inheritance, and that money had already had its taxes paid on, then they already have paid for it. It's money changing hands, not money suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

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    7. Re:National sales tax now by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering rich people tend to buy more stuff and generally stick to more expensive items, they will pay a lot more in sales taxes than a middle class or poor person buying mostly essentials. Most states, cities or countries with a sales tax exempt food and other essentials from sales taxes or give a yearly credit for money spent on essentials. Other than putting a lot of tax professionals out of work, I don't see what is wrong with this plan. Getting the government out of peoples' financial lives is hardly a bad thing.

    8. Re:National sales tax now by EzInKy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh... if they recieved an inheritance, and that money had already had its taxes paid on, then they already have paid for it. It's money changing hands, not money suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

      That money is not going towards paying for ongoing maintenance. Without inhertance and property taxes the burden falls solely on the backs of current wage earners.

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    9. Re:National sales tax now by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Their descendants will miss the money, but so what? Inheritance is the most unfair, un-earned income imaginable.

      I earned the money - not you. I paid taxes on the money - not you. I decide what the hell I'm going to do with my money - not you. And if that means that I want to give it all to my kids so that they don't have to work a day in their lives, that's my business - not yours.

      What's unfair here is that some of my neighbors think they have the right to divvy up and distribute *my* property against my wishes. Now *that* is bullshit.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  5. I am that you are, or was, for I am now by Leontes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Identity theft is really becoming more of institution these days. So much information is out there, so quickly can someone hijack someone's life and such a pain in the ass it is to reclaim it. How much of a problem will this have to become before the laws change and identity is more easily secured? Can this be done without some sort of national privacy-killing registry?

  6. trust us! by chocochip · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "You've just got to trust us," Miller replied, adding that "if we didn't uphold our privacy commitment, we wouldn't be here."

    Yeahhh, I'm gonna say no!

  7. Trusting Intuit is insane. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quicken used to be an excellent product around 1997 or so. But then they started adding in-program spam and call home features. And that's when I stopped upgrading.

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    I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
  8. Bad reasoning for not capturing SSNs...... by xiaomonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article: But he said Omniture doesn't do this. The reason, he said, is that client companies don't authorize Omniture to do it.

    So, is he saying that given the opportunity to capture this information, his company would? Semi-distrubing. What about not caputuring this information since it would be wrong to do so? Particulary with recent problems with identity theft.

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  9. Turbo Tax "web" version or by the_skywise · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the boxed version? The article doesn't appear to say and I'm not quite sure why "web bugs" would be used to collect data on the boxed version. (y'know, like... when you could just capture the keystrokes?)

  10. RTFA by firephreek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The /. article is totally misleading. Makes it sound like Intuit is actively tracking the actual returns and trying to compile info on the users, not just tracking and compiling the user process. Until there's something shown that the tracking is done beyond the site, I'm gonna reserve judgement.

    If you're gonna get the tin hats out for this, then don't forget that Intuit also makes and sells the number one financial tool for not just businesses, but also personal finances. Quicken and Quickbooks. They don't need your tax return information. All your bank accounts are belong to Intuit. If they wanted to track your buying habits, the checking history of hundreds of thousands of individuals is at their fingertips.

  11. Ugh...... by Alcimedes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what's in place to keep a dishonest employee from gathering more information than they should and turning around and selling it to ID thieves?

    If identity theft is supposed to be as big of a business as we're told, you'd think that getting a few moles inside these companies would be a top priority.

    You'd know the person's income, what they purchased, address etc. That data would be worth a fortune to theives, and there's zero legitimate marketing purpose to them having my SS#.

  12. The morality of the story: by IPFreely · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If the IRS would actually come out with a method of E-Filing that does not require third party involvement, they would go a long way towards elimenating this type of problem. Look at the E-Filing instructions and it's all about how to find the right third party to do it for you (for a Fee!). Bleh.

    At least some states have figured out how to file taxes electronicly and directly (and free!) without involving someone with a profit motive in the mix.

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    1. Re:The morality of the story: by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It would also be a large taxpayer expense.
      Bull. It costs much more for the IRS to print and process a paper return than an online one, and if there were an official, taxpayer-supported IRS filing site, many more people would e-file.

      I don't know what you're saying about everybody writing their own tax preparation software, but an official IRS site could certainly prevent fraud at least as well as paper forms or TurboTax etc.

      This is a case of purposeful government waste in order to create a market for some companies. Like if I started printing my own paper tax forms, charging $10 for them, then lobbied Congress to stop the IRS from printing tax forms because it was "competing with private industry."

    2. Re:The morality of the story: by Saeger · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I'd much rather they withhold too much and I just get a refund in the spring so I don't have to worry about it.

      Frankly, that's a retarded attitude, but a lot of lazy people share it. To have your employer automatically subtract (sorry, "withhold") taxes just so you can feel like you're winning the lottery when you get your "refund" is... retarded. Not only do you lose out on the interest, but the government has you by the balls because you don't even really feel the pain of PAYING taxes.

      Since I'm self-employed, nobody withholds from me, so I get to feel it when I write my two checks to Fed and State treasuries.

      By the way, Tax Freedom Day for 2005 falls on April 17th, so you're still working to payoff taxes until then... but at least you won't feel it. :)

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      Power to the Peaceful
    3. Re:The morality of the story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since I'm self-employed, nobody withholds from me, so I get to feel it when I write my two checks to Fed and State treasuries.

      Don't you mean "eight checks"? How long have you been self-employed?? This statement surprises me (self-employed since 1997).

      The US tax system is a "pay as you go" system. You have to pay your taxes close to when you earn the income. Otherwise you pay penalties. Unless your taxes are under $1000 or you just started out you will have to pay penalties (8%? something like that).

      Does the phrase "estimated tax payments" ring any bells?

      The only time I haven't paid quarterly tax payments is during the boom, when I could easily beat the penalty elsewhere.

      So if you're self-employed, you *do* feel the sting of paying throughout the year (and yes you can overpay and get a refund, but that's retarded as you point out.. the government will loan YOU money at 8%, but when you loan THEM money throughout the year by overpaying, they give you nothing :-).

    4. Re:The morality of the story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      You must either have a very high income or are just plain stupid, then. Basic tax principles will tell you that a tax system based solely on sales favors the extremely wealthy, who save more than they spend, and places the majority of the tax burden on the middle class, who consume a majority of their income on an annual basis.

      But at least your statement is consistent with today's Republican rhetoric.

    5. Re:The morality of the story: by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      but someone has to pay the bills. By overpaying one is insuring that one does not have to pay money unexpectedly at the end of the year. Many firms go through great length to avoid all unexpected expenses, though things such as service contracts and planned replacement of equipment, even though it might be cheaper to do otherwise.

      What is retarded is believing in a free lunch, and is what is wrong with the current US administration. They live in a fantasy world in which they can give their friends all the pork they want, but, through magiks, not have anyone pay for it.

      I guess I love this country enough to pay for the privilege to live in it. Sure there is money to be saved, and cheaper places to live, but that is always true. Since we are civilized I know that there things I have to pay for that I wish I didn't, and there are things that others have to pay for that they wish the didn't, but overall it tends to work out.

      And the interest argument, for most people, is absurd. For many people, the marginal benifit of the interest will not offset the time it takes to plan. Sure, the money is nice and we can spend it, but so can the government. Again, things have to be paid for.

      I have been self employed, and the only thing I felt when I wrote check, aside from the twinge that I may have not fully accounted for the expense, which is my fault, is pride that I was contributing to this great country, and pride that I lived in a place where I was allowed to have the opportunity to suceed.

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      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    6. Re:The morality of the story: by Fezmid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but things come up that you don't expect that really could end up costing you in penalties. For example, last year my wife worked part-time at H&R Block doing tax returns (ironic, no?). They didn't take much out in taxes there, but we didn't mind since I have extra taken out of my check and we figured that would cover it. Then later in the year, the state hired her as an independent contractor and she made a few thousand more teaching classes. None of that money was taxed at the time. Then I taught a class late in the year as well, and none of that money was taxed. We ended up paying $86 to the Federal government, even though we had a refund of around $1,000 the previous year. If I hadn't taken extra out of my check, we would've been surprised to owe over $1,000, and I'm pretty sure penalties kick in around that threshold. If the system were more predictable (or there were no penalties for underpaying), I'd agree 100% in having less withheld from check to check. But since it's impossible to predict what you'll earn the entire year, it's nice to overpay a little every pay period and get some of it back at the end of the year.

    7. Re:The morality of the story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So... I have $999 that I can earn interest on over a year, you say?

      Perhaps more like, I accumulate $999 over the course of the year.

      I can't put that money in a CD, because for most banks, either it's not enough to open a CD (early in the year), or it is so low a period there's no point (late in the year).

      So I put that in a typical interest bearing account... which earns maybe 1%. Let's be generous, and call it $500 for a year at 1%.

      $5, or thereabouts, yes?

      Now look at the time I spend making sure that I owe exactly $999 to maximize my earnings. I generally value my time at $15/hour.

      I don't know about you, but I find it worth the investment of "lost interest income" to a) be assured I don't have a lump payment come due at tax time, and b) not have to spend the additional time gaming the system would require.

  13. IRS position by NoseBag · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, the IRS position is a smart one. Basically they are saying "Until it gets to us (e-mail or snail mail or whatever) we have no knowledge of it, or its journey, or what happened to it between you and us."

    That's fair, damn it.

    The issue is with the go-betweens. I say - take 'em to court and smoke 'em.

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    Cloned foods give the statement "We had that last week!" a whole new meaning.
  14. Raise holy hell and watch them squirm by Windcatcher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They can only get away with this because they haven't been called out on the carpet for it. Single a bank out and make sure all the bloggers get the word. Eventually the news will filter to the MSM that "Bank XYZ" is selling customers' info. Even if they all are doing it, the other banks will get the message that they're next. If the pressure is strong enough, you can get them to change...all it takes is one bank to give in and the rest will follow suit to compete.

  15. Re:Where your tax information is going by techguy911 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The answer is obvious, companies like LexisNexis

  16. Attention, obvious by taylortbb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think any web surfer with basic internet knowledge knows that servers can tell what pages you visit, of course, they are afterall giving you the information. If most users find this surprising they should know what else goes on.

    Can you trust the person sorting your mail not to open it? about as much as you can trust Intuit, however as soon as its online everyone gets freaked out.

    As soon as you let someone else transmit your personal information this can happen. When you submit a form containing your SSN (social security number) the person on the recieving end or anyone in transit can read it, be the form HTML or paper.

    Anyone sorting real world mail could open a letter and read it. Any company sending your data over the web could read the data you are sending them, well, of course, you're sending it to them for a reason.

    Could a marketing company get people to infiltrate the post office and steal random letters to examine content? of course. Could a marketing company forcefully aquire data (via hacking, etc.) online? of course. But now its much harder, the data is encrypted.

    Unfourtunatly most average consumers don't read /., but for anyone that reads this, *your computer is more secure, just because its in the real world doesn't mean it can't happen, and in the computer world there is cryptographically secure prevention*. People steals cars, break into houses, and commit fraud without computers all the time, don't be afraid of your computer, or stuff online.

    (For those who are going to attack me because the article isn't about hacking, the only way for the marketing companies to get data is hacking, Intuit is *not* going to share that info. Either a or b is true: a) its against privacy laws, paper or internet. b) they could do it with your paper forms too, making it a moot point.)

  17. Offtopic, but I gotta vent by qengho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've never used Intuit's products, but I've hated them since the mid-90s when they made a corporate decision, under the leadership of Bill Campbell, to blow off their Mac user base. "Want new features? Use Windows." Punks. So I guess it's not really surprising that they're screwing over their current customer base like this.

    For some reason Apple decided to put Campbell on its board of directors, despite his demonstrated inimicality (yes, that's a word). I own a fair amount of AAPL, and every year I mark my proxy to withhold my votes for that SOB. Sadly, he keeps getting re-elected. Oh well.

    Thanks for listening.

  18. Re:END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR! by mzwaterski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By filing with Intuit you have already put your trust into a big corporation. Many Intuit employees have access to your personal information. ONE rogue employee from Intuit could compromise your SSN. Why would you be so trusting of Intuit but not Omniture?

  19. Re:Sales tax NOT regressive by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In many countries there is a national sales tax and they do have exceptions for necessities and alot of little strange little rules around this. If you want to simplify taxes, this is not the way to go. If you want to reduce taxes, this is not the way to go.

    For example, here in Canada we have the GST. The exceptions are;
    http://www.cra-arc.gc.ca/tax/business/gstgui des/rc 4045/rc4045-e.html
    So notice that full sized pies are not taxed but single servings are. And I'm sure that other countries have rules like that too.

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  20. Re:Paper Filing Is Still Legal by StupidKatz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then you're stupid.

    Physical evidence is harder to 1. tamper with 2. copy, and 3. process, at least where #2 involves a handwritten, sealed letter.

  21. Re:The moral of the story: by monkeydo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well this story would be interesting, if it weren't for the fact that people are willingly trusting the companies in question with their personal information. When Intuit asks for your SSN to prepare your return, it isn't exactly covert. If you don't trust them not to disclose it to other companies, then you should probably stop before this step.

    Yeah, they use third party web bugs, but they say that they don't send those bugs your private data. If you don't believe them when they say this, see above.

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  22. Re:Sales tax NOT regressive by daigu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Progressive tax, by definition, is a tax the has different rates based on total income. Thus, a sales tax is not progressive. It's a regressive tax.

    A regressive tax, in contrast, is a tax that takes a larger percentage of the income of low-income people than of high-income people.

    Example: If I make $1,000,000 a year, and you make $75,000. If we both spend $75,000 on however we define sales, we both have to pay the same in taxes. You are being taxed on 100% of your income. I am being taxed on only .075% of mine.

    While a regressive tax such as this one that is focused on consumption has benefits, it does not help address income inequities or have any built in system that recognizes the responsibility of people in fortunate circumstnaces have to the larger society and for people not as well off as they are - such as those that make below the poverty line.

  23. Re:The moral of the story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, for those of us who don't have the benefit of a single W-2 from Burger King, tax preparation software can be very useful.

    My wife, who graduated from Pepperdine with a degree in accounting, has used TurboTax for years.

  24. Re:The moral of the story: by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Our greed is eclipsed only by our stupidity.

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    In Soviet America the banks rob you!
  25. Re:Sales tax NOT regressive by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mathematically regressive, perhaps, when you look at income earned versus expenditures.

    But when you look at *utility gained* versus expenditures, a sales tax isn't regressive anymore. It's equitable, and some might even say it's progressive if you consider the necessities of life (shelter, food, etc.) to have a higher per dollar utility value than luxury goods.

    Sure, that person earns $1M and spends $125k, and gets taxed $31.5k or 3.15% of their income. But what's that other $875k doing? Are they papering their house with it? Stuffing their pillows? Wiping their ass? No, they're socking it away in savings, mostly in investments, thus allowing other people to benefit from it for a time.

    Money by itself, in the absence of something to buy with it, serves no purpose and has no value. Why should a person get taxed on the money they don't spend and don't get any real benefit from? That's already a concept implemented in traditional IRAs, where money saved in the IRA is not taxed, but when the money is withdrawn (presumably, when you are about to spend it) you pay taxes then.

  26. Re:Legitimate by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Companies, being fictional entities, don't have the capacity to give a shit. The people that run those companies do but choose not to, since they don't really give a damn whether you or live or die so long as they get a cut of your paycheck while you're still drawing breath.

    Too many people blame faceless 'companies', 'corporations', or 'governments'. But let's remember: we're getting bent over and reamed by our neighbors. They're the ones fucking us over and fucking us up. Everyone who actively supports the organization that's screwing you is part of the problem whether they revel in it or willfully choose to ignore their complicity.

    The ethics of the company, corporation or government is a reflection of its constituent members. If the organization acts maliciously it's because it's composed of malicious human beings - or at least a combination of the malicious and apathetic, and I'm not sure which of these two is morally more debased.

    Max

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  27. Re:Read the fine print for your savings and checki by BlueHands · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your assuming that they got that info from the bank. All itmeans is that SOMEWHERE, something change that said to them you might be worth checking out. There are millions of bits of infomation that are tracked about you and even more if you have money and spend it. People watch people that spend money.

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  28. Re:The moral of the story: by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Surely you realize that when you try to ascribe any characteristic to a couple hundred million people, you're going way out on a limb?

    I could just as well say that Europeans have nasty tendency to lump people together into groups.

    -jcr

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  29. Re:The moral of the story: by hyfe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you honestly think that Americans are more 'shallow' than Europeons then you are a fool.

    I do, I honestly do.

    As for you not believing there are any differences, well.. you live in an extremely large fairly homogenous country, which is built upon the foundation of pretending you're all alike.

    Just here in Scandinivia there is a distinct difference between Danish and Norwegians. I attribute this mostly to the fact that Denmark has better weather and get to spend more time outside, aswell as Denmark carving out an existance as a small country right next to so many big ones. In norway, we spend most our time inside quite simply because of the fact that it's freezing outside.

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  30. Re:The moral of the story: by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But the grandparent said that doing you taxes with software was stupid because doing taxes is so simple. I can think of many things that are more simple than filing a tax return, and many of them are done using software. There are very few people who do their own taxes, hence the large tax filing business sector. Being it real people, or software doing the taxes for you. I think the real problem is that people are too afraid to screw up the calculations and what will happen to them if they do.

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  31. Re:Sales tax NOT regressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    " I think the best way to fix the problem is to:

    * eliminate income taxes on labor -- People who sell their labor tend to be poorer."

    == The only good point you make...

    "* make the capital gains tax >50% and tax stock transactions a flat fee of $.01 -- People who simply move money around (which requires no work) should be taxed accordingly."

    === Based on what? You consider 'moving money' NOT WORK? Ya.. so what do you consider those investment offices? Playgrounds? Whether the money is earned by your sweat, or by YOUR money being 'moved around' that was earned by your sweat shouldnt make it more vulneralbe to socialist ideas of taxation.

    "* institute a national sales tax in the form of a "progressive sales tax" -- "luxury" items should be taxed at much higher rates than necessities. That new mansion? 100%. That new H2? 50%. That new toaster? 1%."

    === Another stupid idea.. This is been tried before and FAILED (Just another example of liberal thought that demonstrates that for them, history began last week). We had luxury taxes and the 'luxury item industry' tanked. So..you want that boat? More taxes.. And ya know what happened? Sales went thru the floor.. People lost jobs.
    Proof that liberalism always produces the opposite of its stated intent..

    Ya.. I know this will get mod'd into oblivion..
    Why? Because I probably hurt the 'feelings' of the handwringing liberals. If I included 'monkey boy bush' I'd be in Karma heaven...