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Google Readies Platform for Video Distribution

Posted by Zonk on from the i'm-waiting-for-the-google-pet-store dept.

Eric writes "According to BetaNews, 'Google is preparing a video distribution platform that provides a complete ecosystem of services for content producers, publishers and end-users.' The first phase of its video upload program rolled out today, and 'content owners will be able to control distribution rights themselves, even setting a price for their video clips. Eventually, users will be able to search, preview, purchase and play videos directly from within Google.'"

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  1. GOOGLE PLANNING TO KILL TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Evil buggers

  2. Come on submitter... by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get with the program. You need to jazz up your submission a lot. Your's is much too calm.

    If a product is not going to "Kill", "Murder" or "Burninate" the opposition, I'm not listening.

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  3. WTF by cca93014 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Google now have an ecosystem.

    Fan-fucking-tastic.

    When are /. going to start distributing "-1 - Google Sycophantia" mod points?

    I, for one, welcome our "we're not evil, but we are a publicly owned corporation, just like all the other fuckers; give it a few years before we turn into another bunch of wankers" overlords.

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  4. The Google Universe by mwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahh, Google, the emacs of Web services.

  5. Amatuer porn distribution by Bullfish · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great. A source for selling those "home movies".

  6. Google's taking over by Kimos · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're breaking into the biggest industry on the net. Porn. First images now video...

  7. I want my Googlevision! by amcdiarmid · · Score: 0, Funny

    The jingle goes...

    Googlevision, Googlevision
    Video bars
    See what the girls look like
    in their drawars

    Googlevision, Googlevision
    what do you see
    what the girls look like when they pee

    Googlevision, Googlevision
    Feelin Fine
    Made chash from a feed
    in that bar of mine!

  8. Lights! Camera! Profit! Maybe? by webzombie · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. Shot vid of topless neighbour.
    2. Upload to GoogleVideo
    3. Profit!
    4. Neighbour find video
    5. Sues the living shit out of Google
    6. Profit!
    7. Google shuts down video service
    8. Profit!

  9. Re:Dark Fiber by Momoru · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well that....or the 15 slashdottings it gets each day .

  10. Re:Will it work? by crabpeople · · Score: 3, Funny

    "What if other search engines jump on the bandwagon"

    what other search engines?

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  11. Re:Too many products and betas? by baadger · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's creepy in the way that it paints a picture of an utopian work environment, where you'll want to have fun working and never leave...yes.