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IBM to Hire Firefox Developers

ta bu shi da yu writes "According to news.com, IBM has placed an employment ad for a developer who would be responsible for 'enhancing the Mozilla Firefox Web browser with new features complimentary to IBM's On Demand middleware stack.' IBM might possibly be interested in FireFox integration with their Workplace software. The job is not for just anyone, however, as those who wish to apply for the job should have some cred with the Mozilla development community."

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  1. Too Cool by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Firefox==IBM's Browser?

    Years ago many of us would cringe at the thought, but these days Big Blue has taken on a certain cachet with their cozying up with Tux, sharing the wealth (IP, source and application contributions) and profit(!!!)ing (which many of us don't mind, because it helps promote the cause.) Sounds like a dream job, I just hope between Google and IBM they don't deplete the Mozilla development team. Maybe IBM would be friendly to the development and effectively underwrite some of it in this manner.

    The job is not for just anyone, however, as those who wish to apply for the job should have some cred with the Mozilla development community."

    For sure. Don't expect a successful interview to go like this:

    IBM: "What experience do you have with Firefox?"
    Interviewee: "I've installed it on my computer and read all Slashdot postings about it and I know how to block ads and pop-ups!"
    IBM: "Have you contributed to development?"
    Interviewee: "I've donated $10 through the mozilla.org site!"
    IBM: "Why do you think you're qualified for this position?"
    Interviewee: "I hate Microsoft, I bad-mouth IE at every chance and overlook any bugs in Firefox!"
    IBM: "We'll be in touch." [Picks up phone, hits a button, whispers, "Security. Please come to my office and escort my visitor off the premises!"]

    just a heads-up, ya know
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    1. Re:Too Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      what!!! there is no santa!!!!

  2. It gets worse. by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It gets worse.

    There are bugs in Santa.

    1. Re:It gets worse. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just don't bring up the Easter Buggy.

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  3. Re:Article Text by chachob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, yeah, thanks... Just in case C|Net gets slashdotted...

  4. Re:Just imagine... by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But, but... those On Demand commercials are BLUE!

    Firefox is RED!

    Blue! Red!

    It will never work!

  5. in other news.... by mangus_angus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft followed suite by placing the following ad:

    "Wanted, anyone who is currently or is wishing to be part of the firefox team for immediate interrogation and death. Email names, addresses, daily schedules, to Not.Microsoft@gmail.com.

  6. how about a white-on-yellow marquee across the top by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "IBM OnDemand is too cool for words"

    Maybe an Easter Egg: you check a certain weird combination of properties under Tools | Options, and a list of OnDemand developers appear.

    I've got some other ideas as well.

    Oh wait, the ad says complimentary to OnDemand...

  7. Re:does "brain drain" impact Firefox development? by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you can't buy the company, buy the people.

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  8. Re:Just imagine... by kihjin · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, IBM announces it's adoption of the color Purple...

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  9. Re:Just imagine... by SunFan · · Score: 2, Funny

    If MS product fails, they'll point the finger at MS.

    Sun, Novell, SuSE, Red Hat, and several others are more than happy to have fingers pointed at them in exchange for letting people buy their Linux desktops. Sun will even shoot the lawyers for you (indemnification). Okay, they won't really shoot the lawyers, but, still, the legal risks are low.

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  10. Shoot the lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There you go, building my hopes up. I was all ready to run out and buy some stuff from Sun. Good thing I finished reading your post before I left. I might have gotten in trouble when I walked into Sun's HQ with my 9mm and my checkbook. Why should they get to have all the fun. I would even pay extra if they let me take a shot or two at the lawyers myself.

  11. Re:Loathsome Notes by barzok · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could have stopped between "well" and "with".

  12. I always pick the wrong project by bluGill · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was refused an interview for a linux kernel development position because I hack FreeBSD. Now IBM isn't interested in me because they want FireFox and I hack Konqueror.

    Many people made lots of money in the .com boom, while the company I worked for kept going downhill. Get a job I like, and they go bankrupt in 3 months.

    If this trend continues much longer, companies are going to refuse to allow me to work for them because I'm bad luck. Then I won't be able to earn money and I'll starve ...

    Sorry, I got little carried away. Its all true up until that last paragraph though.

    1. Re:I always pick the wrong project by ignipotentis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can I place a formal request that you start hacking internet explorer?

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  13. This Just In by slazar · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just in, IBM says fuck you to Microsoft yet again!