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Resurrection Ecology Gives Life to Old Eggs

Ant writes "ABC News reports that scientists are bringing the past to life by hatching eggs once thought to be dead and producing colonies of animals as they existed decades ago. They are calling it 'resurrection ecology,' and it's a whole new field that quite literally allows scientists to observe evolution as it occurred, using animals that were quite different than their kinfolk today."

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  1. Side effects may vary. by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Resurrection Ecology Gives Life to Old Eggs

    Maybe this will put an end to those viagra emails I keep getting too. ;-)

  2. Finally! by aendeuryu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can this possibly be used as an argument for evolution?

    1. Re:Finally! by HumanTorch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can this possibly be used as an argument for evolution?

      Not until zooplankton evolve into seamonkeys it won't.

    2. Re:Finally! by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny
      If it can't swim against the current (on a macroscopic level), and it isn't a plant, it's zooplankton


      Hmm... by that definition, Stephen Hawking is a zooplankton.... so I think the definition is a bit broad....

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
  3. Evolution? by psychgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    How does this demonstrate evolution? Don't they know the eggs were planted there just to fool them???

    1. Re:Evolution? by Bullfish · · Score: 2, Funny

      As the mythologists correctly point out, we must be fair and give equal time to other theories. I propose schools be required to teach:

      The stork theory in sex ed
      Flat earth theory in geography
      Green cheese moon theory in astronomy
      Politicians serving the people in Civics
      Toilet seat theory of STD vectors in health

      And this just in from ANN (Accurate News Network): Beer Causes Cancer in Asbestos Workers!

  4. movie script ? by noelo · · Score: 1, Funny

    it sounds like a plot for a good movie...I wonder if hollywood would be interested... quick to the batmobile.....

  5. Re:I can't believe this wasn't mentioned by F13 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a Unix system. I know this.

  6. Eggstinct eggcology by Bifurcati · · Score: 4, Funny
    Not that I want to egg them on, but this is an eggstremely interesting eggsample of geneggic research. It eggstends the life of these species, so they can eggsist longer, before they eggsit this life. I hope they eggsplore the eggconomical option for less eggspensive procedures, and eggsceed their eggspectations.

    Most eggcellent!

  7. Wohooo!!!! by Tree131 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's hear it for the Dodo Bird!!!
    Those things must have been tasty if they went so extinct.

    Maybe I'll get to taste one in my lifetime...

  8. Regenerate! by Yonsen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Regenerate, brought to you by the Umbrella Corporation.

  9. Re:This would have never happened by EvilCabbage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why, was he trying to hatch them himself?

  10. I, for one... by savetz · · Score: 1, Funny

    welcome our new extinct avian overlords.

  11. In related news... by xstonedogx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot poster brings back memes thought to be dead and produces jokes as they existed decades ago. He calls it "resurrection karma".

    Unfortunately, no good can come of it, as those memes are the same ones we have today.

  12. Re:Not Dead, Dormant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Reminds me of the old joke -- Easter is canceled, they found the body...

  13. Re:evolution is "just" a theory because.... by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Funny
    For me at least, if it cant be proven, it isnt real. This applies to everything.


    So to you, nothing is real except for some mathematical theorems? I wonder how you are able to get out of bed in the morning... :^)

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    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
  14. Re:I can't believe this wasn't mentioned by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Netcraft confirms that this is an "extinct" unix
    system... (alas, poor SGI).

  15. The Work of the Devil by turgid · · Score: 1, Funny
    The Good Lord in His Infinite Wisdom made Evil and the Devil to Test our Faith(TM). Those of weak or no Faith fall under the Devil's Evil Spell and are Damned for Eternity.

    Satan, the Devil, has no Power but if you are of weak Faith He does.

    The Good Lord bade Satan to put the dinosaur fossils in the ground to tempt and corrupt the wek-minded (scientists, athiests, liberals and "reasonable men").

    Dinosaurs are the work of Satan, and meddling in Satanic affairs will bring no Good, only Hellish Torment(TM) and terror upon those foolish enough to dabble in the Occult.

    By playing with Dinosaurs' eggs, the Occult is being dabbled with, and Bad Men will unleash a thousand years of Darkness upon the face of the Earth, just like in liberal socialist Europe where they're all athiests, muslims and catholics anyway.

    Pay heed, my children and shun the Work of the Devil. Do not dabble in the occult. Do not fiddle with the eggs of Dinosaurs lest ye should unleash Satan's unholy demonic army of plague, death, pestilence and Heavy Metal.

  16. Re:Obligatory Bill Hicks quote by The+Queen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh Bill... I actually think it's a good thing he didn't make it this far because the reign of King George II (or Reagan III, if you prefer) would have made his fricking head explode.

    RIP.

    --

    The House Between - Original Sci-Fi Series
  17. Evidence of the Creation by jgardn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everything around you is evidence of the creation.

    QED.

    PS. You yourself are also evidence of the creation.

    --
    The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.