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Telegraph Reviews Hitchhiker Movie, Approves

LPetrazickis writes "The Telegraph has reviewed the movie adaptation of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The review notes that the film is every bit as much a loving tribute to Douglas Adams as it is a joyous comedy. American actors acquit themselves well, and the sense of intelligent wonder transfers well to the technicolour screen. The many incarnations of The Guide are summarized at the end."

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  1. Box office earnings... by kwoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I forecast 42 million dollars in the first day. :P

    1. Re:Box office earnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well if it does make that much on the first day, I guess we DO know what the question is.

    2. Re:Box office earnings... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Funny
      I forecast 42 million dollars in the first day

      ...careful, it might be just $42 depending on which review you believe!

    3. Re:Box office earnings... by SidV · · Score: 5, Funny

      6 Million Theartres X 9 Million Theatres = 42 Million dollars.

      Highly possible since the math used by Production companies to figure out the Net when there are people getting paid a portion of the Net is even more complicated, mysterious and convuleted than Bistromathematics.

      Ask anyone who's ever taken a percentage of the Net, Production company will show that it lost more money than it took to actually produce it.

    4. Re:Box office earnings... by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's more likely it will be 6 Million Theartres X 9 Dollars = 42 Million dollars.

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    5. Re:Box office earnings... by friedo · · Score: 4, Funny

      #include <stdio.h>

      #define SIX 1 + 5
      #define NINE 8 + 1

      int main() {
      printf("%d times %d is %d\n", SIX, NINE, SIX * NINE);
      }

    6. Re:Box office earnings... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Funny

      it might be just $42

      The odds of that happening are enough to drive the Heart of Gold from one end of the galaxy to the other in a new record time..

  2. Will The Movie Be A Trilogy Too? by rewinn · · Score: 4, Funny

    If a book trilogy can consistent of 5 books, why can't a movie trilogy consist of 1 movie?

    1. Re:Will The Movie Be A Trilogy Too? by TCQuad · · Score: 4, Funny

      A trilogy: a set of 3±2 literary or dramatic works related in subject or theme.

    2. Re:Will The Movie Be A Trilogy Too? by say · · Score: 3, Funny

      That reminds me: A TV show about movies in Norway recently proclaimed Star Wars to be the "best double sci-fi movie trilogy ever". And what's the competition?

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  3. Re:So does it suck, or not? by kyle90 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who cares, I know I'll be seeing it. Opening night. Vogon poetry couldn't keep me away from the theater for this one.

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  4. Duuuuude... by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't smoke dope and post at /. at the same time.

  5. Just say NO!!! by DmitryProletariat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Drugs are yet another way for the capitalist pigs to suck you dry of your precious fluids; to make bourgeois French perfume. King Loius XVI said it best, "It's good to be the King!" Therefore, be your own king. Resist the capitalists, join our worker paradise, and just say NO!!!

  6. Breaking news: Slashdot ad revenue bust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    REUTERS:

    In financial news today expert industry anylists report that the once popular, geeky, tech news site slashdot.com's ad revenue is in sharp decline.

    Economists assert that Slashdots's new diet of endless lame news items about Google, municipal WIFI and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy are putting off hungry consumers who are going elsewhere.

    "I just can't take it anymore" said one long time Slashdot afficionado. "It's just Google, HitchHiker's, and WIFI"

    Experts predict that of the remaining 12.5 visitors slashdot gets daily, 98.3% use the adblock feature of the controversial "Firefox" browser.

    "It's a bleak situation"

  7. Re:So does it suck, or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can confirm that it's just you.

  8. Re:Some Clips from the movie by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Great, now there's a smoking hole where Maxim's web server

    If they can survive being linked when they had Morgan Webb photos, they can survive anything.

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  9. The Real Question by kizzbizz · · Score: 4, Funny
    How many reviews must a man read before he knows the Ultimate Answer to whether this movie is good?

    42.

    1. Re:The Real Question by MartinB · · Score: 4, Funny

      The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind; the answer is blowing in the wind.

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  10. DNA's life mirror the stories in his books by Teancum · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just reading about how this movie was made would make me think that a "making of..." documentary about this movie would be almost as entertaining as the movie itself.

    In short, DNA could very likely be a character in his own book. Or conversely, his own life was so bizzare that in many ways the books (not just the Hitchhiker trilogy) mirror his own life. The more I read about DNA's life experiences, the more facinating I find him to be.

    I found this bit to be almost priceless from the Telegraph story: (to pharaphrase) The producers of this movie are "two men working from a barge named Polly, moored on the Regent's Canal in an unfashionable part of Islington, north London."

    I don't think DNA could have done better for a new book opening scene.

  11. Simple explanation by datajack · · Score: 3, Funny

    [blockquote]the film is every bit as much a loving tribute to Douglas Adams as it is a joyous comedy.[/blockquote]

    so, it's as funny as a funeral and bears no resemblance to the book then?

  12. Re:Quit mixing metaphors badly by screwballicus · · Score: 5, Funny


    We are, after all, discussing a movie review published on the website of a newspaper called the Telegraph .

    I don't know about you, but my head's spinning.

  13. Tom Bombadil! by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not going to see the movie. They replaced Tom Bombadil with some stupid robot, and I hear Trillian is going to be fighting at Helm's Deep. Isn't anything sacred anymore?

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  14. Re:I will explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're trying to explain this to people who eat at MacDonalds, then go and eat there again. It's no use.

  15. Re:So does it suck, or not? by yesteraeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you! I was beginning to think everyone else (or maybe possibly I) was crazy! It was very painful. Personally, I got through half of the first episode, stopped it and deleted the entire series from my harddrive and did a DoD compliant wipe out of empty space just to be extra safe.

  16. Re:So does it suck, or not? by fcolari · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought he was from... Wales. (Hides)

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  17. "Can anyone say LotR?" by Heisenbug · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh, I dunno ... is that one of those glottal stop words? Here in this country we use vowels.

    "Lo-tor!"

    "Lot-rrr"

    "Lort!"

    I think I hurt my glottis *and* my epiglottis. It's definitely bed time.

  18. Re:I just don't understand by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cinema Mgr: Why should I refund your money? Are you going to un-watch the movie?

    Moviegoer: <pained> If you can tell me how to do that, you can keep the 12 bucks...

  19. Re:Moviefone? by Jeremi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Moviefone? Don't tell me. Every article is written by Kramer, right?


    Believe it or not, Moviefone was a happily operating business long before it was ever referenced on "Seinfeld"....

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  20. Re:I wish I could believe him, but... by coopex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you have any idea how much it'd cost to hire a two-headed actor. The salary would be big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it would be. I mean, you may think it's alot to pay Jim Carrey 20 million a movie, but that's just peanuts compared to paying a two-headed actor.

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  21. Bring a Towel? by Headcase88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, seriously, bringing a towel seems like a good idea. Except it only leads to 2 possibilities:

    1) I'm the only one who does it and look like a total dork
    2) Lots of people do it and I look like an unoriginal hack

    :(

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  22. Re:Some Clips from the movie by op12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd rush too if you were falling rapidly towards the ground :)

  23. Re:Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the Earth will be destroyed five minutes before the box-office figures come in, then?

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  24. Re:Some Clips from the movie by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Such writers can admit to watching something like Matrix or Star Wars only for
    > spectacular stunts and explosions, not for admiring the fictional world or its
    > techno-social implications.

    So it's not just me who sits up half the night wondering just what the government would do were it to discover that the world is actually a computer program run by killer robots from the future? Girls just don't understand this sort of problem.