You sick Amerikans with your fetish on money and gold, obscene gluttony, and your filthy focus on the anus. With you Amerians everything is about how much more you can get and how you squirt it out! Never do you give a care for the lovely trees, the sun setting on a languid ocean, the touch of a soft and lovely breast upon our lovely 90 Kilogram Soviet beauties. Ugh! I swear, I'm going to puke! The very thought of it revolts my delicate communist soul.
You... you... AmerikansUGH! you will go to mars, you will cut it up into little postage sized stamps and call it "property", you will destroy the natural wonder that is to be found on that special red, red, RED land! You sick, filthy, disgusting capitalist pigs! You shall all be shot. Now to the wall with you!
You think just because you landed a few capitalist pig astronauts on the moon you're so high faluten and mighty! We Soviets kept men in space for 439 days! We had the first woman in space! We had the first childrens space morning cereal! You bourgeois Amerikan NASA idolists live in delusion over your puny accomplishments. So you Saaaaaved the crew of Apollo 13. Ohhhhhh! I'm SOOOOOOO impressed! You capitalist pigs only exploited this tragedy by turning it into a profit driven Hollysick movie! So that is what you think of your great fearless icons! Fit only for money making propaganda!
You bourgeois capitalist Amerikan's make me sick; stealing surpluss labor from the masses for your precious French perfume. BAH! Against the brick wall for you!
You do not need a great deal of RAM capitalist pig! The entire population of China will easily be enough human labor to meet these needs. And so through this socialist distribution humanity becomes valued more than simple machinery. Because people count more than computers! Does your computer love a wife at night? Does it eat morning gruel? NO! It is a thing. And as long as you value CPU more than people, the cycle of money more than the cycle of life, you will forever be a money grubbing MCM overlord of labor stealing, evil capitalist, ideologues!!! When the revolution comes we will cover you in plaster, make statues of you, and pour hot grits down your calcified pants!!! REVOLT!!!
With AMD I've only seen 8 stick support on 4-way SMP motherboards. And yes, they're expensive as hell. But you do get up to 32GB RAM support, and it's all shared. Which is perfect for absurdly large matrix calculations, but less than helpful for your situation.
The thing to remember about Microsoft, though, is that the marketing department, not the actual engineers, seems to run the company. Microsoft is so into destroying the competition that sometimes the implementation of their products get a bit sloppy[...]
They're a monopoly. All monopolies act sluggish when external competitive pressure is removed. Engineers never run a company, because they're not the owners. Nor do marketers. The board of directors runs the company, and it is the board that sides with the marketers over the engineers; for whatever reason.
This is why capitalist pigs like Bill Gates and Steve Balmer should have their private property claimed by the great ruling masses. Then we should cover them in plaster, make statues of them, and pout steaming hot grits all over their calcified bodies. Coders of the world UNITE!!!
AMD, Intel, IBM, MIT... these are simply instruments of the bourgeoisie to suppress the common man. Moore CPU speed only brings about greater inequality. You have a PDP-11, Pol Pot a Commodore 64, the great evil Bush a 3.2Ghz P4; all capitalist inequality! We should strive not for better interconnects, but equal speed among all central processing units so no one might be left behind! The worker struggle demands a fair sharing among all so that productivity gains stolen by our capitalist pig masters might be shared freely. This way MCM, CMC, and CPU is equalized throughout the economy, ending the ever continuing cycle of transformation into commodity-monetary nothingness.
You fools still don't get it. *bang!*
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Superconductivity will be a great boon to efficient power distribution. By spreading efficiency across the grid we'll see greater centralization of power, which can only lead to capitalist tyranny. Thus, be wary of Superconductivity. For while the Luddites were a conservative force against change, so too could they have weaved these carbon nanotubes into power cables capable of suppressing all revolutionary thought. Worldwide!
In short, not all new technologies will help bring about the worker paradise. Scientist and their capitalist pig ways!!! Soon the proletariat will rise and all you carbon nanotube superconductor makers will find yourselves up against a brick wall...
Perhaps you did not pay attention in class. The Internet is run by megacorps for the creation of capitalist gigaevil. They suck our precious fluids to make bourgeois French perfume while they play bridge and badminton. They wear their little monicles and spout about educating the masses, or raising the masses up to the lower middle class. Forget class! Take the reigns of power from these evil capitalist masters! Regain your dignity!!!
And that means starting with community WiFi... we will topple this evil society one electromagnetic wave at a time!!!
Drugs are yet another way for the capitalist pigs to suck you dry of your precious fluids; to make bourgeois French perfume. King Loius XVI said it best, "It's good to be the King!" Therefore, be your own king. Resist the capitalists, join our worker paradise, and just say NO!!!
tripe of this sort will warp your mind. It will turn you into the automatons your capitalist masters demand. It is the means whereby your individuality is sucked out through your nose and bottled up by capitalists, who then turn it into bourgeois French perfume. It is an opium. Except you don't smoke it. Or inject it. Or stick it up your nose.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy might seem like a million wonders, like stars speckling the night sky. It is not. It is a dangerous weapon to sap you of your humanity and dignity. When walking into the theater your first thought will be: Do I want popcorn or JuJuBes with my Coke? And upon walking out you will feel a strange desire to kiss a woman. Resist this temptation!!! Join the mass of thinking men who will avoid this capitalist propaganda and SAAAAAAVE YOURSELVES!!!!
This is due to the superior construction of European socialist toilet paper. It breaks down easily out of environmental concerns. The ugly Americans with their bourgeoisie toilets and toilet paper! Their capitalist evil wiping schemes never stop!
Prisoners host it. They're friends host it. Some crazy chick they met through a penpal service who marries them while they're still behind bars and then gets knocked up by some other local townie loser who didn't know she was married to a dangerous felon... *whew!*... hosts the web site?
It's all just prisoners plotting to avoid buggery. And tent cities in the middle of the desert. We can't let that stand... who will think of the children?!?!?!
The power of the common man is just waiting to be tapped. If you think surpluss labor productivity has been sapped away by your employers, just wait till you see the waste in your phone bill!!!
I say it again: Cell phone users of the world: UNITE!!!
"That could be one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard,'' said Ivan Seidenberg, chief executive officer of Verizon Communications, during a meeting with Chronicle editors and writers on Friday. "It sounds like a good thing, but the trouble is someone will have to design it, someone will have to upgrade it, someone will have to maintain it and someone will have to run it."
And worst of all, that someone won't be Verizon!
What Verizon needs is a good 'ol common man smack-down... Internet users of the world: UNITE!!!
Prisoners should be glad they stay alive. They are scum and worthy of a bullet to the back of the head, never mind the pleasantries of prison buggery. And to host a web site? For their own defense? Surely that's constitutional excess.
What I think should be done is that they should be taken out to the desert. Just as you say. Make them exercise, drink water, and eat cold meals. Major felons should be forced to build tent cities, and then tear them down. Then we make them eat a cold meal again! And finally, more buggery.
Harsh? Probably. But when I see common criminals roaming free, I think: Damn, that's a fiiiine suit!!!
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You... you... Amerikans UGH! you will go to mars, you will cut it up into little postage sized stamps and call it "property", you will destroy the natural wonder that is to be found on that special red, red, RED land! You sick, filthy, disgusting capitalist pigs! You shall all be shot. Now to the wall with you!
*bang!*
You sorry bourgeois fool! Don't you know the power of steaming hot grits poured over the calcified remains of our capitalist masters? They will PAY!!!
You bourgeois capitalist Amerikan's make me sick; stealing surpluss labor from the masses for your precious French perfume. BAH! Against the brick wall for you!
*bang!*
*sigh* I think I'm getting tired of this....
*bang!*
Wow... not even my posts have been this incoherent. Way to go slashdot!!!
Now: get on your knees capitalist PIG! Stalin is here and he has a pistol...
*bang!*
They're a monopoly. All monopolies act sluggish when external competitive pressure is removed. Engineers never run a company, because they're not the owners. Nor do marketers. The board of directors runs the company, and it is the board that sides with the marketers over the engineers; for whatever reason.
This is why capitalist pigs like Bill Gates and Steve Balmer should have their private property claimed by the great ruling masses. Then we should cover them in plaster, make statues of them, and pout steaming hot grits all over their calcified bodies. Coders of the world UNITE!!!
You fools still don't get it. *bang!*
In short, not all new technologies will help bring about the worker paradise. Scientist and their capitalist pig ways!!! Soon the proletariat will rise and all you carbon nanotube superconductor makers will find yourselves up against a brick wall...
*bang!*
Perhaps you did not pay attention in class. The Internet is run by megacorps for the creation of capitalist gigaevil. They suck our precious fluids to make bourgeois French perfume while they play bridge and badminton. They wear their little monicles and spout about educating the masses, or raising the masses up to the lower middle class. Forget class! Take the reigns of power from these evil capitalist masters! Regain your dignity!!!
And that means starting with community WiFi... we will topple this evil society one electromagnetic wave at a time!!!
Drugs are yet another way for the capitalist pigs to suck you dry of your precious fluids; to make bourgeois French perfume. King Loius XVI said it best, "It's good to be the King!" Therefore, be your own king. Resist the capitalists, join our worker paradise, and just say NO!!!
tripe of this sort will warp your mind. It will turn you into the automatons your capitalist masters demand. It is the means whereby your individuality is sucked out through your nose and bottled up by capitalists, who then turn it into bourgeois French perfume. It is an opium. Except you don't smoke it. Or inject it. Or stick it up your nose.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy might seem like a million wonders, like stars speckling the night sky. It is not. It is a dangerous weapon to sap you of your humanity and dignity. When walking into the theater your first thought will be: Do I want popcorn or JuJuBes with my Coke? And upon walking out you will feel a strange desire to kiss a woman. Resist this temptation!!! Join the mass of thinking men who will avoid this capitalist propaganda and SAAAAAAVE YOURSELVES!!!!
This is due to the superior construction of European socialist toilet paper. It breaks down easily out of environmental concerns. The ugly Americans with their bourgeoisie toilets and toilet paper! Their capitalist evil wiping schemes never stop!
It's all just prisoners plotting to avoid buggery. And tent cities in the middle of the desert. We can't let that stand... who will think of the children?!?!?!
I say it again: Cell phone users of the world: UNITE!!!
What Verizon needs is a good 'ol common man smack-down... Internet users of the world: UNITE!!!
Prisoners should be glad they stay alive. They are scum and worthy of a bullet to the back of the head, never mind the pleasantries of prison buggery. And to host a web site? For their own defense? Surely that's constitutional excess.
What I think should be done is that they should be taken out to the desert. Just as you say. Make them exercise, drink water, and eat cold meals. Major felons should be forced to build tent cities, and then tear them down. Then we make them eat a cold meal again! And finally, more buggery.
Harsh? Probably. But when I see common criminals roaming free, I think: Damn, that's a fiiiine suit!!!