Biological Activity on Mars

visination.com writes "Recent ground based observations of Mars have confirmed the presence of water and methane. The 300 year life time of methane on Mars is short, giving scientists reason to beleive that Mars may be biologically active." From the article: "Every one of these longitudes shows a very substantial enhancement in the equatorial zone...So this is a very intense source of methane on Mars in this region. It also requires a very rapid decay of methane...more rapid than photochemistry would allow..."

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Late-breaking news:

[TripMaster Monkey]

Today the Council of Elders confirmed the rumours that the sinister blue planet third from our star has managed to detect traces of life upon our world.

K'breel, speaker for the Council, stressed that there was no cause for alarm:

"While this is truly a troubling development, rest asured that the mighty Council has forseen this, and has taken the necessary steps to deal with the situation. The asteroid the Council has set in motion is on target to strike the invaders' planet in a few short years, and its payload of biological toxin, specially formulated to destroy their disgusting cellular structure, will insure our continued safety and serenity."

When challenged by pro-life activists present at the conference, who asserted that the invaders were living beings just as we are, and that we did not have the right to arbitrarily exterminate an entire species, K'Breel replied tersely:

"Wrong. Watch us."

Re:Late-breaking news:

[0x461FAB0BD7D2]

Disgusting cellular structure? 3G is not that bad, honestly.

Re:Late-breaking news:

[notmyeye]

"...will insure our continued safety and serenity."

I hope the deductible is reasonable.

Re:Late-breaking news:

[Vengeance_au]

However what K'breel fails to understand is:

Biological life on mars --> fossils --> oil

therefore, I give Dubbya 5 days to declare a war on Martian WMD's, terrorism, or being anti freedom. And hey, if the above news about the asteroid comes to light, he'll have a 50% strike rate on invading for legitimate reasons!

Re:Late-breaking news:

[kfg]

. . .he'll have a 50% strike rate on invading for legitimate reasons!

Nah! After Mars is reduced to a giant, radioactive Christmas tree ornament it will turn out that the above letter was a "misinterpretation" by the "intelligence" community.

It will come to light that the actual letter said:

"A disease has wiped out most of our male population. Mars needs geeks to insure the survival of our species, and our women are HOT! Them pulp novel covers? Phhhhhhhhbt! You ain't seen nothin' yet, Earth nerd. Because our need is so pressing and so great we have converted an asteroid into a transport ship and will be sending it right over. Fill it up with everyone who knows how to root, if you know what I mean."

Oops.

KFG

Methane

[Hatta]

Great, we discover extraterrestrial life and it smells like farts.

This has been found on other planets too

[The_Rippa]

Scientists recently found large amounts of methane gas around Uranus.

Re:Just Curious

[TripMaster Monkey]

The Bible pertains to humans only...God neglected to mention his other projects to us.