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New Bill Would Ban Public NOAA Weather Data
ckokotay writes "Here we go again. Apparently for-pay weather companies (specifically Accuweather) have lobbied Senator Rick Santorum to introduce a bill to ban the National Weather Service from 'competing.' The NOAA just made data available for free on the internet in XML format. Essentially, that means no more free data, and the possible elimination of the NOAA web presence all together. Nothing like being able to buy off a clueless Senator - lets hope the rest do not fall in line, as I for one, do not like to pay for my information twice." This debate picks up where the last one left off. According to the article, the bill's biggest critics are complaining of the bill's vague wording which makes it unclear what exactly is being banned.
Once the bill motors through the Senate and House, and has the signature of the prez (Hey, the GOP loves private businesses, right?) I'll be able to direct when and where war actually takes place.
This should undoubtably improve my popularity gasp and maybe get me a gulp date with that cutie gosh I've had my eye on for a while!
Ok, Kim's check bounced, you can invade now.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
the Weather Channel is asking cable companies to add a surcharge based on the number of windows in a subscriber's household, to recoup lost revenues due to subscriber's looking outside to see what the weather is like...
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
Santorum is "analubepoo"
Santorum (n.)
1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Accuweather is headquartered in Pennsylvania. And Santorum is a senator from PA. I mean, come on, what are the odds of that? ;)
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
The government should just get out of the information business. The free market is the best way to ensure that we get the most unbiased information.
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I think I have a new sig...
XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
Workaround: Learn to read FAA weather reports. It will be a little difficuly to take away access through that channel.
You should definitely check out the official spin on this:
Santorum Proposes to Modernize National Weather Service to Better Serve Public
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Halliburton has beat you to it (and might hold the patent).
Sustainability and energy independence essay
Ewww! santorum..
Starsucks
Maybe we should just privatize everything... Instead of having a Free Representative Government, let's have one where only the people with the most money get elected and where votes can be bought... oh, wait...
Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from Mediocre Minds - A. Einstein
No. More than half.
You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
the DC area to experience a shower of bullshit tapering to blowing turds in the early evening. Accumulations of twelve to fourteen inches are anticipated while Congress is in session...
Perhaps Slashdotters should pool the resources and buy a senator. Owning a senator could be useful in instances like this. ;-)
Those who can do. Those who can't sue.
I bet most don't even read their own mail
Mail? Ha...I bet most don't even read the laws they're proposing, much less voting for.
Politicians want votes. Voters want pork.
As a Jew, I am deeply offended by your suggestion that I want pork. Please try to find a more culturally inclusive metaphor. Thank you.
Your half blind yourself in that you think Democrats make a more "honest" politition then a Republican.
Although Democrats are often liars, it can be mathmatically proven that Republicans are more dishonest. It's short inference from known facts:
1) spreading a lie requires advertising
2) advertising costs money
3) Republicans have more money
(Fact 3 can be taken as a given, although construction of a proof is a simple exercise for the reader)
In short, Democrats are more honest because they are poorer, which gives them less ability to lie convincingly.
Seriously, though, would you want to trust the private sector to get severe weather warnings out in a timely manner?? OK, so maybe we shouldn't trust a government-run operation either, but at least we're not currently getting:
[1] Note: that wasn't a serious suggestion - if any more than three of us chipped in, we'd never agree on a target. There's so many choices - Redmond, SCO, certain Senators, Diebold, etc... :)
Are you writing a Star Wars prequel or something?
"Star Wars: The Revenge Of The South" is actually the second sequel to "Star Wars: The Nixon Menace".
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Politicians want votes. Voters want pork.
So, clearly the solution is to convert America to an Islamic state,
because then pork will be illegal.