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The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker

RawGutts writes "This is the story of "bitchchecker" (the hacker) a user who lost it because he thought he had been kicked of an IRC channel by "Elch". The hacker comes back on the channel threatening to hack and ruin Elch's machine, and dares Elch to give his IP address. The address given was 127.0.0.1. "

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  1. Obligatory Simpsons quote by AetherShade · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "HA HA!"

  2. Why? by eno2001 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why is this even front page news? It's not that funny. I've seen far funnier things on Bash.org. It almost seems to be that someone here at /. has an axe to grind with this supposed "hacker".

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  3. Re:Please Rob, don't do this - OT to some extent by omega9 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'd give you a bucket of mod point if I could.

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  4. Re:How is this newsworthy? by mcsporran · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It may be amusing..but what does it have to do with the bone in my upper arm ?

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  5. Re:News? by mclaincausey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey look, the hacker has already resurfaced on /. ! Batten down the hatches, CowboyNeal!

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  6. Re:Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    20% overrated? Was the act of putting it on Slashdot so people can read it overrated or was the article itself overrated?

    The latter is not poster's fault, and the former was needed as the site was /.

    Yes, you could type it into google, but this is easier.

  7. Re:Is this a slow newsday or what?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, I'm not going to do anything drastic like WORK or something!

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  8. Re:I'll bet everyone $10 by jaavaaguru · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And it is on the frontpage of Slashdot so you KNOW it has to be true.

    No, I just know that it's probably happened before... and been covered by Slashdot perhaps a year ago.

  9. Re: April Fool's Day and missing the point by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Pretty much everyone missed the point of the /. April Fool's IMO. . . it wasn't designed to "fool" everyone but to give everyone a look at the various jokes being perpetrated across the internet by sites related (in some way or another) to /.

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  10. Re:Please Rob, don't do this - OT to some extent by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As soon as you pay for /. you can complain.

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  11. Re:Please Rob, don't do this - OT to some extent by xchino · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    YOu act like this is a new phenomenon... on any given day you'll find 2 or 3 stories like this, not always on the front page, but they are there.. did you notice the foot icon indicating humor? If you want to change the way slashdot works, I'd say start with the REAL problems, not the stories you happen to not like. Both the games and IT sections have blinding color themes, we get 20 articles linking to ol Roland P.'s blog, duped stories left and right, flaimbait in the article summaries, and countless other things that are IMNSHO several orders of magnitude more important than slashdot posting an old joke that you dont like.

    Seriously, pick your battles a little better, if editors wont listen to the throngs of people complaining about the real problems, they certainly aren't going to start accepting submissions based on your opinion of what slashdot should or should not post.

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  12. Whuuu...? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Distilled post:
    This is ... to ... the editors.

    ... If I want slashdot, I [go] to slashdot.org.

    Now ... look at the stories submitted here....

    I realise that you guys are now [p]wned.... However, don't let the compulsion to feed ... overcome your editorial standards.

    Now ... this is just lame. On slashdot, ... it's the people who ... make it funny.

    C'mon guys, ... stand up ....

    So you think the editors are actually "editing" the site for content by "selecting" stories?

    You're new here, aren't you?

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  13. Re:Please Rob, don't do this - OT to some extent by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Alright, fine. IF you don't like something in your OSS, you can change it yourself. If you don't like something in Slashdot, you can make your own /. if you want something changed in /. and you pay for slashdot, you can complain.

    It's as simple as that.

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  14. I HAVE A CENTRAL COMPUTER IN MY HOUSE by ColonelFubster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Curtis Lee Jones would be proud.

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  15. Heh by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our new beowulf cluster of advertising overlords.

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  16. Yet another /. link that times out by kuriharu · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I might be barking up the wrong tree on this one, but can we possibly only have links to sites that have enough bandwidth for /. users? It's pretty frustrating to click on links only have to have them denied because the site is a rinky-dink home site with too little bandwidth.

    Sorry, had to vent.

  17. Re:there needs to be a "forum watch" section by internic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yes, you've suffered oh so greatly! Perhaps there should also be a moderation "Whiney", so that I can set the appropriate modifier.

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  18. Re:Had a similar, RL case by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As there is nothing I can do to improve upon your response, I'm simply adding the guy to my foes list.

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