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Bush Signs Law Targeting P2P Pirates

BlakeCaldwell writes "CNet is reporting that President Bush signed into law the Family Entertainment and Copyright Act (previously-reported). A lawbreaker can land in jail for up to three years for distributing a single copy of a prerelease movie on the Internet. The MPAA's president Dan Glickman applauded the move, stating he wanted to 'thank the congressional sponsors of this legislation for their strong advocacy for intellectual property rights.'"

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  1. In soviet russia... by TrippTDF · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they don't have this problem.

  2. New name for law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should call it the Federal Entertainment Copyright Act of Law (FECAL). That way, when the FBI goes to bust someone, they can have a press release where they say:

    "We here at the FBI take FECAL matters very seriously, and Jimmy here is in way over his head."

  3. Funny that they stress "Family Entertainment". by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, Mr President, I don't think this has anything to do with the American family. Just say Movie Protection or something.

    1. Re:Funny that they stress "Family Entertainment". by John+Harrison · · Score: 1, Funny

      Have you read the bill, or even the recent /. story that portrayed it in a positive light? All you slashbots just riff off the original post without doing any thinking on your own. This bill has its pros and cons, and some of the pros involve the family.

    2. Re:Funny that they stress "Family Entertainment". by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm perfectly happy with this technology so long as it is easy to generate an inverse playlist from their "safe" versions. I want to be able to pop in a DVD and just see the nude/violent scenes.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  4. irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    irony: President Bush signing anything that involves the word "intellectual"

    1. Re:irony by gowen · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't worry. He only has to sign the bill, not to spell or pronounce any of the words in it.

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      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
  5. Nice knowing you guys by sgtron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Been nice knowing you guys.. wait.. we'll all meet up again in the big house and talk over the old times together.. it'll be fun!

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    No todo lo que es oro brilla
  6. *sigh* I knew I'd have to do this sooner or later. by doublem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Start -> Control Panel -> Add Remove Programs

    Wait for "The list to be populated"

    Click "Remove" next to "eMule, used Frequently"

    "Are you sure you want to uninstall eMule?

    *sigh* "Yes"

    Remember kids, when you use P2P, you're supporting terrorists, and because of that, using P2P will get you shipped to Syria where a confession will be tortured out of you, and then you'll be imprisoned without trial or access to a lawyer until such time as Democrats seize control of the government.

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  7. Re:Not that bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    At first, they wanted to cut off all four of my limbs. However, after years of negotiation, and much effort, we've managed to reach a compromise where they only cut off my left foot.

    I'm happy with the deal.

    huh?

  8. Re:the word sponsor just leaves a bad taste.... by doublem · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the REAL Golden Rule.

    The one who has the Gold makes the Rules

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  9. Re:Not that bad... by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Simply put: Passion of the Christ DVD sales

  10. Thank god! by Ath · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that this law is passed, unauthorized peer-to-peer filesharing of copyrighted materials will be stopped and we can move on to more important subjects.

  11. Re:Not that bad... by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 1, Funny

    They would have checked out hell, but it's pre-release at the moment.

    Personally, I think it's vaporware, and clearly not open-source.

  12. Re:Not that bad... by rworne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, the bill allows the editing of "offensive material" from what I've read.

    Know what I find offensive?

    FBI warnings, MPAA "messages" and commercials on DVDs that I cannot skip or circumvent. Now THAT's offensive.

    Using this law, we might be able to get user restrictions removed from DVDs.

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    I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
  13. Re:Amazing by Pofy · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Don't the RIAA/MPAA count damages of $10.000 to
    >50.000 for every shared file, in claims against
    >file sharers?

    Yes, that is due to todays high speed DVD players which can stearm data that is the equivalency to watching 1000 divx movies in the time you watch a typical movie! It is all MPAA math!