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Batman Begins Trailer Released

Chris_Jefferson writes "The full-length trailer for Batman Begins has been released. Christian Bale looks great as Bruce Wayne, and hopefully I can recover from exposure to the awful last couple of Batman films, and the equally terrible Catwoman."

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  1. The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by _undan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and there's no comedians, glow-in-the-dark villians, kids, or Joel Schumacer in sight.

    How could it suck?

    1. Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by El+Gordo+Motoneta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Batman can kill anyone he wants! Batman cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that there was this time he was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Batman killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Batman totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

      And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      If you don't believe that Batman has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

    2. Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      And apparently his friend Robin loves Batman with all of his body (including his pee-pee).

    3. Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not that there's anything wrong with that..

  2. Well this cannot be right... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    A trailer for a DC Comic turned movie that looks good? What? I must be in some bizzaro world...

    Seriously though, this trailer looks just awesome... Dare I say it, it looks the way Batman should have been done - just like how Spiderman 1 and 2 were done: Exceptionally well.

    To make things even more frozen over in hell, I a Unix geek, now have a girlfriend, and she codes, and she is cute...

    Batman looking good, hot coder girlfriend, where did I get these drugs again?

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    1. Re:Well this cannot be right... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny

      I must be in some bizzaro world...

      Just don't give turtle-face batman a peanut. He's allergic

      (reference for those who didn't get it)

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  3. Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in stately Wayne Manor. My name is Bruce Wayne. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Bruce Wayne, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

    1. Re:Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? by shigelojoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard the next Batman movie is going to be titled "Batman Returns Some Videotapes".

  4. The impact. by TheEditorJonKatz · · Score: 5, Funny

    One has to ponder the socio-economic impact that batman has had on our culture. In a post 9/11 world, one has to take into consideration that kids, seeing this man become a vigilante and being revered for it, will soon immitate him and start their own crime-catching crusade.

  5. Re:Before anyone brings it up... by Quarters · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's going to be darker and more real than even the first Batman in 1989.

    I dunno, it's gonna be hard to be more real than a guy falling into a vat of acid, having plastic surgery done to make himself look like clown and then defacing an art museum while dancing around to Prince music....

  6. Re:Purr... by JediTrainer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Catwoman was hot, what's wrong with you? :)

    Uh huh. And how long until you realized that you were checking out a GUY most of the time (ie her stunt double - look it up).

    I always enjoyed watching people's faces when I told them that one :)

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  7. Re:Before anyone brings it up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, it was the late 80's, this sort of thing happened like every day.

  8. Re:Before anyone brings it up... by Will+Sargent · · Score: 5, Funny
    I dunno, it's gonna be hard to be more real than a guy falling into a vat of acid, having plastic surgery done to make himself look like clown and then defacing an art museum while dancing around to Prince music....

    Seen the Michael Jackson trial recently?

  9. But I liked Batman Forever. by tu_holmes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really thought Batman Forever was pretty good. I should probably say something more, but really, I thought the film was pretty decent on it's own right.

  10. I'm confused... by slapout · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is this an even-numbered film?

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  11. Re:Purr... by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah.. well... he was HOT...

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  12. Re:Purr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Uh huh. And how long until you realized that
    > you were checking out a GUY most of the time
    > (ie her stunt double - look it up).
    >
    > I always enjoyed watching people's faces when
    > I told them that one :)

    I've cranked off a few to Jaye Davidson in The Crying Game. Doesn't bother me none.

  13. What they really have to do... by Headcase88 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... is make another campy movie like from the 60s. I mean, first, you've got the bomb. Then, you've got the costumes. And if that's not enough, you've got the quotes. Here's a quick taste of what you'd expect:

    Gordon: Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!
    Batman: We've been given the plainest warning! They're working together to take over...
    O'Hara: To take over what, Batman? Gotham City?
    Batman: Any two of them might try that!
    Gordon: The whole... country?
    Batman: If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be... the entire... world.

    Note how angles apparantly vary from rectangle to rectangle, and the startling synergy achieved when all 4 supervillians team up as opposed to 2 or 3. Oh, and if you're curious about the "plainest warning" that the supervillians sent to Batman, go look up the full quote!

    Ok, I know if they actually tried to make it campy, it would be boring and it would suck. And this whole post is just an excuse for me to bring up the 60s Batman. So......

    Bring on Batman Begins :D

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  14. Obligatory Quote by Demoknight · · Score: 4, Funny

    What kind of a world do we live in...
    where a MAN dressed up as a BAT...
    GETS ALL OF MY PRESS?

  15. Re:American Psycho... by johnjay · · Score: 4, Funny

    Free advice. Although American Psycho is a great movie, with a real mind-fuck ending, it is NOT a first-date movie. It's really hard to convince a girl to get cuddly after she's seen a movie like that. The more clean-cut and all-American you look, the more jumpy she's going to be.

  16. What am I, chopped liver?! by caspy7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when is Batman, "New for Nerds?"

    I donned my cape, cowel and trusty utility belt just to watch the trailer.

    Don't I count as a nerd?