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Batman Begins Trailer Released

Chris_Jefferson writes "The full-length trailer for Batman Begins has been released. Christian Bale looks great as Bruce Wayne, and hopefully I can recover from exposure to the awful last couple of Batman films, and the equally terrible Catwoman."

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  1. The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by _undan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and there's no comedians, glow-in-the-dark villians, kids, or Joel Schumacer in sight.

    How could it suck?

    1. Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by El+Gordo+Motoneta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Batman can kill anyone he wants! Batman cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that there was this time he was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Batman killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Batman totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

      And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      If you don't believe that Batman has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

    2. Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      And apparently his friend Robin loves Batman with all of his body (including his pee-pee).

    3. Re:The batsuit doesn't have nipples... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not that there's anything wrong with that..

  2. Re:Christian Bale by phloydphreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    he also ruled in Equilibrium.

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  3. Fullscreen Trailer is only for ITunes users by cheezus_es_lard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too bad for that... Apple is probably just trying, like usual, to leverage it's involvement into more users of it's products. Scary, that... when you think of how far convergence and consolidation can take us.

    1. Re:Fullscreen Trailer is only for ITunes users by isd_glory · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's only for iTunes if you're too lazy to check out all the redirects that the "Full Screen" link brings you to. All that's going on is that the webpage attempts to use iTunes to open a specific weblink. In this case, the full-screen movie would be found here:

      http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/batman_begins/ba tman_begins-tlr4a_ifs.mov

    2. Re:Fullscreen Trailer is only for ITunes users by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " Apple is probably just trying, like usual, to leverage it's involvement into more users of it's products."

      It's funny how the description of this practice is a lot more colorful when it's about Microsoft.

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  4. Before anyone brings it up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The vehicle is NOT the "new Batmobile"

    It's not even the old Batmobile. It's the tumbler, the precursor to any Bruce-designed rides. This was a prototype vehicle developed at Wayne Enterprises R&D for military purposes, and the project got scrapped.

    Batman is not flying. He is gliding, using the rails sewn into the edges of his cape.

    There will be lots in this movie* that doesn't line up with the other 4 flicks, because it's in a completely different continuity line. The director wanted everything in this movie to be believable and realistic. It's going to be darker and more real than even the first Batman in 1989.

    *SPOILER: The end shows Commissioner Gordon holding up a clue from the next villain they can't catch without Batman's held, a playing card (Joker).

    1. Re:Before anyone brings it up... by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There will be lots in this movie* that doesn't line up with the other 4 flicks, because it's in a completely different continuity line. The director wanted everything in this movie to be believable and realistic. It's going to be darker and more real than even the first Batman in 1989.

      All I can say is "good!". After the last two debacles the only tenable option was to his the big red PANIC!/RESTART! button in the corner, ignore the existence of anything else and try again.

      I kind of appreciated Burton's take on Batman. While I didn't really like the films that much (for reasons relating to poor plots and a little too much humour) I do think he had an interesting and worthwhile vision for Batman. After Burton left so did any last semblance of sanity. We lost the strong vision, the plots and attempted humour only got worse, and well... How to sink a franchise really.

      I must say, though, that given the success of Sin City it would be interesting to see a similarly styled take on The Dark Knight Returns. I guess that really depends on how much money Sin City makes.

      Jedidiah.

    2. Re:Before anyone brings it up... by Quarters · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's going to be darker and more real than even the first Batman in 1989.

      I dunno, it's gonna be hard to be more real than a guy falling into a vat of acid, having plastic surgery done to make himself look like clown and then defacing an art museum while dancing around to Prince music....

    3. Re:Before anyone brings it up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, it was the late 80's, this sort of thing happened like every day.

    4. Re:Before anyone brings it up... by Will+Sargent · · Score: 5, Funny
      I dunno, it's gonna be hard to be more real than a guy falling into a vat of acid, having plastic surgery done to make himself look like clown and then defacing an art museum while dancing around to Prince music....

      Seen the Michael Jackson trial recently?

  5. Direct Links courtesy of AICN talkback by hyperm0g · · Score: 5, Informative
  6. Re:Christian Bale by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you want to see a change watch The Machinist. Bale is literally nothng but skin and bone - he apparently lost fully 1/3 his weight for the film. A pretty good performance as a man on the edge of losing his mind as well. I can definitely picture Bale as Wayne/Batman, hopefully bringing a little more of the psychological edge to the character than previous films attempted.

    To be frank I think the previews look uninspiring. I just keep looking at the cast (which is for the most part great) and the director (Christopher Nolan) who while new has some decent films under his belt already. Surely they can't make too much of a mess - hopefully the previews are just badly put together. At the very least it looks like it will be far and away superior to the last couple of Batman films.

    Jedidiah.

  7. Equilibrium by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is a good action movie with Bale, go rent it.

  8. Well this cannot be right... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    A trailer for a DC Comic turned movie that looks good? What? I must be in some bizzaro world...

    Seriously though, this trailer looks just awesome... Dare I say it, it looks the way Batman should have been done - just like how Spiderman 1 and 2 were done: Exceptionally well.

    To make things even more frozen over in hell, I a Unix geek, now have a girlfriend, and she codes, and she is cute...

    Batman looking good, hot coder girlfriend, where did I get these drugs again?

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    1. Re:Well this cannot be right... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny

      I must be in some bizzaro world...

      Just don't give turtle-face batman a peanut. He's allergic

      (reference for those who didn't get it)

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    2. Re:Well this cannot be right... by pappy97 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well the director of this movie is Chris Nolan, who you might know as the brilliant guy that brought us MEMENTO.

      No surprise that Batman Begins looks so damn good: So much of it has to do with Chris Nolan as director.

  9. Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in stately Wayne Manor. My name is Bruce Wayne. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Bruce Wayne, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

    1. Re:Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? by shigelojoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I heard the next Batman movie is going to be titled "Batman Returns Some Videotapes".

  10. The impact. by TheEditorJonKatz · · Score: 5, Funny

    One has to ponder the socio-economic impact that batman has had on our culture. In a post 9/11 world, one has to take into consideration that kids, seeing this man become a vigilante and being revered for it, will soon immitate him and start their own crime-catching crusade.

  11. A must-see for me...but only after researching by Cplus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Dark? - Check.

    Good Director? - Check. (not that Burton wasn't..it just went wrong somewhere) You might remember Chris Nolan from Memento, Insomnia, and Following (good, but under-budgeted and not quite flash enough). He's definitely the kind of director that gets entirely inside the head of his characters.

    Good Writer? - Unsure. David Goyer has spawned such pap as the three Blade movies and the sequel to The Crow...no way to call if he can pull it off. Then again, he did write 'Dark City', so he's had his moments.

    Christian Bale? - No comment...we'll see.

    This has the potential to be the creepiest Batman yet. I've always considered 'the bat' to be someone that everyone should be a little unsure about, not just a someone that kicks ass.

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  12. Re:Purr... by JediTrainer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Catwoman was hot, what's wrong with you? :)

    Uh huh. And how long until you realized that you were checking out a GUY most of the time (ie her stunt double - look it up).

    I always enjoyed watching people's faces when I told them that one :)

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  13. But I liked Batman Forever. by tu_holmes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really thought Batman Forever was pretty good. I should probably say something more, but really, I thought the film was pretty decent on it's own right.

  14. I'm confused... by slapout · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...is this an even-numbered film?

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  15. Re:iTunes?! by Directrix1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    After digging through the itms xml crapola. Here is the link to the fullscreen mov.

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  16. Re:Purr... by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah.. well... he was HOT...

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  17. Re:Purr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Uh huh. And how long until you realized that
    > you were checking out a GUY most of the time
    > (ie her stunt double - look it up).
    >
    > I always enjoyed watching people's faces when
    > I told them that one :)

    I've cranked off a few to Jaye Davidson in The Crying Game. Doesn't bother me none.

  18. What they really have to do... by Headcase88 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... is make another campy movie like from the 60s. I mean, first, you've got the bomb. Then, you've got the costumes. And if that's not enough, you've got the quotes. Here's a quick taste of what you'd expect:

    Gordon: Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!
    Batman: We've been given the plainest warning! They're working together to take over...
    O'Hara: To take over what, Batman? Gotham City?
    Batman: Any two of them might try that!
    Gordon: The whole... country?
    Batman: If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be... the entire... world.

    Note how angles apparantly vary from rectangle to rectangle, and the startling synergy achieved when all 4 supervillians team up as opposed to 2 or 3. Oh, and if you're curious about the "plainest warning" that the supervillians sent to Batman, go look up the full quote!

    Ok, I know if they actually tried to make it campy, it would be boring and it would suck. And this whole post is just an excuse for me to bring up the 60s Batman. So......

    Bring on Batman Begins :D

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  19. Obligatory Quote by Demoknight · · Score: 4, Funny

    What kind of a world do we live in...
    where a MAN dressed up as a BAT...
    GETS ALL OF MY PRESS?

  20. Re:American Psycho... by johnjay · · Score: 4, Funny

    Free advice. Although American Psycho is a great movie, with a real mind-fuck ending, it is NOT a first-date movie. It's really hard to convince a girl to get cuddly after she's seen a movie like that. The more clean-cut and all-American you look, the more jumpy she's going to be.

  21. What am I, chopped liver?! by caspy7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when is Batman, "New for Nerds?"

    I donned my cape, cowel and trusty utility belt just to watch the trailer.

    Don't I count as a nerd?

  22. Grayson by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does anyone think that this batman was influenced by the famous "Grayson" trailer/fan film that people kept wishing would be made into a movie ??

    http://www.theforce.net/fanfilms/nonsw/grayson/

    Does anyone think it'll ever get made ?