Near-Perfect Einstein Ring Discovered
Fraser Cain writes "Universe Today is reporting on the discovery of a nearly perfect Einstein Ring; a gravitational lens of a nearby galaxy working as a natural telescope to focus the light from a more distant galaxy. Gravitational lenses have been seen many times before, but never so complete, with a close lensing galaxy and a distant magnified galaxy."
It can't be long now that we noticed the lens of the Vorgon sighting device. Are you sure those are galaxies on the other side, and not the twinkling of a charging energy device of a demolition crew?
What's a Vorgon
When you have five apple and you eat all but one, you have Vorgon.
"I think everyone is an agnostic but just doesn't know" - Frazz
Recently a tiny blackhole was discovered near ./ server room. It causes most of astronomically related comments to vanish into another dimention.
As a proof, I show you 34 comments in about 90 minutes. There's simply no other reasonable explanation for this phenomenon, but I'm currently using a galaxy telescope to conduct further investigation.
Hey, I think being the father of Quantum Mechanics entitles one to a little booty every now and again.
"OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
It's like having our own super-weapon -- we can shine our sun through it and fry their planets.
He's been dead 50 years and they only just found his ring?
Pay girls to strip!
Well just look at other famous figures who've lost their rings for precedent.
Sauron lost his ring for a whole age, so in comparison this was quite a quick job!