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A Look at Silicon Valley Cafeterias

Posted by timothy on from the google's-helps-you-find-the-food dept.

boycottthecaf writes "The San Jose Mercury News has a story on the cafeterias of Silicon Valley companies, and how they are used to keep workers on site during lunch. Google, of course, has the cafeteria everyone envies."

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  1. Cafeterias not the best value... by Krankheit · · Score: 4, Funny

    I need a big lunch, so I don't want to go into the cafeteria and order four lunches and four 20 ounce bottles of Mountain Dew. I prefer to go to my local Wal-Mart and pick up two of those two litre bottles of Mountain Dew, pick up some coffee at the BR Dunkin' Donuts inside Wal-Mart, and two dozen of jelly filled doughnuts. Then I get a bag of cocoa puffs, and head to Burger King to get my cheeseburger. Problem is by the time I get back to the cafeteria with all my food to sit down and eat with my laptop, lunch is usually over. :(

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  2. ebay cafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do eBay employees have to place bids for their meals?

    1. Re:ebay cafe by victor_the_cleaner · · Score: 4, Funny

      But $23,000 for a Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese is a bit steep.

    2. Re:ebay cafe by Cylix · · Score: 4, Funny

      The problem with eBay cafeteria...

      The lunch lady is using her alternate account to pump of the bid price.

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  3. Re:Article text. by ForestGrump · · Score: 4, Funny

    And where I used to work in the valley...

    There was no cafetria, but Costco was accross the street. Hello samples!

    Grump

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  4. The Executive Lunch room by goneutt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where they dine on the souls of that they've sucked out of the employees, feast on the marrow of the bones that they've been worked down to, and maybe a baby or two that's wondered out of the daycare center.

    GET IN MAH BELLY

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  5. Google's Strategy by nxtr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, you need invites to go their cafeteria.

  6. What??? by advocate_one · · Score: 3, Funny

    your lunchbreaks are long enough for you to actually leave your desks???

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  7. Re:Wow, they have lunch in California? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The chili is good. Just watch out if someone gives you the finger instead.

  8. Re:The Cafeterias... by still+cynical · · Score: 5, Funny
    the company stopped giving it away. In fact, the ice water cooler was likewise turned off. The breakrooms were stripped of their free coffee and tea (and hot chocolate, *sigh*). And their water coolers were removed. And then the styrofoam cups (and their subsequent paper brethern faced a similar fate). Then they got rid of the plates and plastic forks and spoons. Finally, when the free sugar sachets left, so did I.


    When they came for the soda, I did nothing because I wasn't a soda. When they came for the coffee, I did nothing because I wasn't a coffee. When they came for the water cups, I did nothing because I wasn't a water cup. And when they came for me, there was no one to help me because they were all down at the local 7-11 getting something to drink.
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  9. Anal by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Funny

    anal shithole

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