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Something Awful on G4TV

Reader Mantorp wrote in to mention an article over on Something Awful (reader beware) discussing the good and bad points of everyone's favorite video gaming channel, G4. Except for not mentioning Icons (which I view as a variable but generally good program), they nail the channels pros and cons dead on. From the article: "I almost wrote an update like this when the merger first happened, but it would have been purely reactionary. The resulting channel needed time to ferment for better or worse, and luckily for you it got much worse because my only backup article idea was a fake guide to an NES game based on the Herman Melville book Bartleby The Scrivener."

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  1. Can't get enough of those catch-phrases by nijk · · Score: 4, Funny


    Kevin: So that's how you download the newest fake nude pictures of Angelina Jolie and your "legal" (long dramatic pause to let his delicious rebellion sink in) mp3s to your PSP's memory card and your Xbox's hard drive.

    Sarah: (giggles) Your hard drive sure was in my Xbox last night! If you know what I mean!

    Kevin: (turns to the camera and gives a slow wink) I know how to crack your app! PEER TO PEER NETWORKING.


    ROFLMAO

    1. Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases by nijk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What is TV useful for again?

      The only use it currently has is porn. If only there was a free x-rated channel. The people want free nonstop streaming high-quality nudity.

    2. Re:Can't get enough of those catch-phrases by frikazoyd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Basically the guy is lamenting the loss of a channel that was for nerds. TechTV (or ZDTV, if you remember that far back) used to cover all sorts of nerdy stuff. Particularly, the Screen Savers was a very cool show with some neat tips and experiments, and was the first TV show I ever saw that publicly acknowledged that Linux existed.

      There was a show that covered new technology that was emerging and reviewed them once they went commercial (handy for buying a PDA at the time), and then Gamespot TV was pretty cool (becuase it was before G4TV was announced, and was actually really good.) And there were some filler shows too, but they seemed to have their own niche (for instance, Call For Help was handy if you didn't want to explain how to burn a cd to your grandmother).

      In short, TechTV used to be really interesting, and the only TV I ever watched. We're all sad that it left, I suppose.

  2. Re:Ambiguous title by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Is Something Awful making the leap to the small screen thanks to G4TV?"

    -1, Redundant.

    G4 is already something awful

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  3. Re:Pretty much agree.. by frikazoyd · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm sure what he meant was "Adam Sessler is the fucking man, but has to play the part of a retard now that he is on G4TV and works with Morgan Webb, just to make her look smart".

    Trust me, when Adam Sessler was solo (or with that other hot chick back when the Dreamcast was still around), the show rocked and I hated to miss it. I think it was Gamespot TV then. Then it changed names to something weird, then it changed to X-Play and started sucking like a Dyson.

  4. Re:Pretty much agree.. by suyashs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Adam Sessler was the worst host on TechTV who has become the best host on G4TV...

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