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Something Awful on G4TV
Reader Mantorp wrote in to mention an article over on Something Awful (reader beware) discussing the good and bad points of everyone's favorite video gaming channel, G4. Except for not mentioning Icons (which I view as a variable but generally good program), they nail the channels pros and cons dead on. From the article: "I almost wrote an update like this when the merger first happened, but it would have been purely reactionary. The resulting channel needed time to ferment for better or worse, and luckily for you it got much worse because my only backup article idea was a fake guide to an NES game based on the Herman Melville book Bartleby The Scrivener."
Kevin: So that's how you download the newest fake nude pictures of Angelina Jolie and your "legal" (long dramatic pause to let his delicious rebellion sink in) mp3s to your PSP's memory card and your Xbox's hard drive.
Sarah: (giggles) Your hard drive sure was in my Xbox last night! If you know what I mean!
Kevin: (turns to the camera and gives a slow wink) I know how to crack your app! PEER TO PEER NETWORKING.
ROFLMAO
but wasn't "Bartleby the Scrivner" just a short story?
(Oh, and a shout-out to those of you who caught the "Go Go Gophers" reference... Now there's a show which will never again see the light of day! My childhood memories of Saturday mornings brim over with laughter at shockingly politically correct depictions of Native Americans.)
Information wants to be anthropomorphized.
In the absence of goatse.cx, I wonder where Rich is going to be directing his Slashdot referrals this time...?
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
"Is Something Awful making the leap to the small screen thanks to G4TV?"
-1, Redundant.
G4 is already something awful
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I used to have something to watch on TV (TechTV), now there is nothing....I dont agree with his opinions of the personalities: Adam Sessler is the fucking man. Who the hell likes Adam Sessler? He is the most annoying person ever to be on TV, ever. Kevin Rose and Sarah are alright, I'd grant him that they can be cheesy and may not be the most techy people, but I can take them compared to Leo and Patrick, with Leo being annoying, old, and plugging books non-stop and Patrick knowing more about fixing old hotrods then the latest in computer trends. I feel like at least the ages of Kevin, Sarah etc are more suitable for the content and viewers of the show.
You could always, yano.. RTFA and find out.
That's true of every article... yet they still have titles. It's almost as though the titles are the to serve some kind of purpose, isn't it?
If all the titles from now on were changed to "Information About Subject" your precious advice would still be true, but so would my observation.
So read what's under the title.
"Reader Mantorp wrote in to mention an article over on Something Awful (reader beware) discussing the good and bad points of everyone's favorite video gaming channel, G4."
Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
Wait, we're not going to get the fake guide?!!!?
From what Iv'e watched on the site some of the stuff is good, mainly the HUGE NES controller :D
Anyway I can't get it in the UK, even if it isn't as good as it was it would still be cool to have :(
All spelling mistakes are due to solar flares...honest
kate botello was one of the original hosts of the screen savers along with leo. patrick norton came on after she jumped ship to go to gamespot.tv/x-play. actually, i think it became x-play when she made the conversion.
I didn't have access to the channel back when it was TechTV and I've only had the chance to view what is now G4. That being said, I like the channel enough to watch (at least Attack of the Show) on a daily basis. Sometimes what I see is a repeat of things I've already read about that day online, but it is still presented in an entertaining way and I can relate to the humor/personalities of the cast (Kevin Rose, Kevin Pereira, Sarah Lane, Brendan Moran). I like Icons and even Formula D is starting to become interesting to me.
Cheat pains me. That Kristin Holt is not the person for the job. I think the execs feel that all geek/gamers need is some decent looking girl repeating what was written down on a piece of paper to host the show and it'll work great. I'm 26 and that formula doesn't cut it for me anymore. I wish I could have seen Adam Sessler back when he was supposed to be good at what he does, but I missed the boat on that one. When it's him and Morgan Webb talking in those damn monotone voices doing reviews I can't imagine either of them play a crucial role in keeping X-Play alive. I need something with more personality.
The worst part of G4 is the repeat shows. I'm not talking about just reruns from the night before...or even the week before. Just today at lunch I was flipping through the channels and heard the voice of Adam Sessler talking about the future PSP...before they even knew when it would come out or how much it would cost. I know every show can't be brand new but at least keep it within a relative time range. Replaying a show that is so extremely dated doesn't work well when your dealing with something that has to stay up to date. It would be like watching reruns of the news from 5 months ago.
My Xbox Live Gamer Card
...and to me, the whole Something Awful review (is that what this is, a review of G4?) comes of as bitter. This article is comparing what it used to be with what it is now. Things change. Corin Tuckers Stalker needs to get over the fact that G4 is not the same channel as it was before and it has a different format working for it.
I just re-read the article and it still comes off as a lot of hate. G4 is at attempting to grow and develop better programing as they move along.
*purely speculative from this point on* Maybe this troll in the form of an article has something to do with the fact that Somethnig Awful hasn't been invited to be on any of the G4 shows. I know I've seen Drew Curtis from Fark.com on there along with many other people that have no celebrity status other than what has developed for them on the Internet. Actually G4 does a lot for the otherwise regular people with interesting pages online. They're getting these people on national television and giving them even more exposure to the people that might not have heard of their site before. That's a great service...a service that hasn't been extended to Something Awful and now I can't imagine it ever will.
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There isn't much they show that's worth a crap. X-Play is OK, so is Icons. But Cheat with Kristin Holt is pure trash. Apparently at G4 they think that all they have to do is put a good looking female (she's not even that) in front of the camera reading off cue cards and every 20-something male will get all excited and want to tune in. Wrong! She's absolutely incompetent. Attack of the Show!?!! Is this supposed to be humourous?????? Whip Set???? The cars you want and the girls you can't have....crap crap crap
Don't forget that (as previously reported on /.) The original Screen Savers bunch are doing weekly PodCasts now. If you were a fan of the original screen savers show, you're sure to enjoy the podcasts, which they call it TWIT: This Week in Tech.
h e-revenge-of-the-bleep/ works right now.
http://twit.tv/ should be the permanent URL, but is still under construction as of this posting. http://leoville.com/blog/index.php/TLR/comments/t
Some of you already have those cute little shirts on that say disco sucks, right? That's not all that sucks.-Frank Zappa
The article title should either read, "Everything Awful on G4TV," or, "G4TV is Something Awful."
In related news, the website Something Awful has announced that they have now changed formats. From now on, visitors to somethingawful.com will be greeted with a splash screen and a redirect to a random page in the g4tv.com domain. "We have finally discovered the unlimited source of the most awful things on the internet in the g4tv.com domain, so our purpose is done," said Mr. Kyanka of the development.
Yes, I am losing karma points to shout out to my SA homies.
There is no spork.
Cinematech. I can just let that runin the background while I work. It really brings back memories or lets you see things you never would have seen but always wanted to.
I loved the original screen savers, in fact I was telling people to pay extra to get TechTV just for that show. It never failed to inform me on a wide range of topics in a single episode.
Then, the G4 bomb hit.
The screensavers was pillaged and plundered and all that was left was hollow remains and the logo. I am glad that they eventually rebranded it 'Attack of the Show', because it didn't resemble anything of its namesake.
However Attack of the Show is getting better, at being what it intends. A little informative, a lot of tries at humour (some payoff, some don't) and then a lot of fluff. I think it is starting to hit it's stride, tossing out the segments (with one of the new hosts that was completely clueless) that don't work and allowing new segments to try and get a footing.
It's no screen savers, but it is getting a little better at the new target market.
On the plus side I get Call for Help, reborn and broadcasting from Toronto. Having Leo escape regularly to my city and broadcast his unique brand of show is one good thing to come out of the merger.
Also, the producers were awesome, bought us all lunch and, for the hell of it, like 2 cases of coke for no reason (like 48 bottles). Mmm... caffeine highs for 2 weeks! And... he shared some "interesting" stories about Morgan Webb which I probably shouldn't start "rumorizing" about...