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Cars that Can't Crash?
johnsee writes "Microsoft is working with Ford Motor Co towards car that can't crash. The future of cars according to Gates will involve high-definition screens, speech recognition technology, cameras, digital calendars and navigation equipment with directions and road conditions." From the article: "Also on Friday, Microsoft unveiled its Performance Peak Initiative -- a line of computer systems to help the auto industry better coordinate supply chains, streamline design, production and sales and fill vehicles with computer gadgets."
Cars that cannot crash, heh. Running Microsoft software. M-m, now that's funny.
Unlike their operating systems that definitely can crash.
Hahaha you're so funny. "the windows go blue". Did you think of that one yourself? You must be a comedy genius. No, seriously. Like, Windows has the 'blue screen of death', and you said 'the windows will go blue', like a blue windscreen of death! That's really funny. Really, you are the first person to ever make that joke comparing Windows crashing and cars crashing. Working in the 'blue screen' thing is really fucking witty. Honestly.