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Xbox Unveiling Tonight on MTV

GamesIndustry.biz has a reminder that the Elijah Woods hosted Xbox 360 unveiling will be happening tonight on MTV. From the article: "Microsoft has already said that it will demonstrate 'the Xbox vision for the next generation,' which 'ensures that the user experience is always connected, always personalised and always in high definition'."

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  1. Most Repulsive Combination Ever by theclam159 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Xbox...Elijah Wood...MTV...
    It's the three things I despise the most.

    Seriously, what demographic is Microsoft trying to reach? The people who know the least about good gaming? Oh, wait, I think I figured it out...

    1. Re:Most Repulsive Combination Ever by mbrewthx · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they wanted to do that they would have introduced it on G4.

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    2. Re:Most Repulsive Combination Ever by HAKdragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is a bit odd that a station for music is showing a debut for a video game console, while a video game station isn't,

      MTV has music now?!

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  2. I want my, I want my.... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    To badly quote Sting and Dire Straits: "I want my, I want my, I want my BSOD!"

    Seems like they should have unveiled it instead on CNN on "Anderson Cooper 360". It fits with the name better than unveiling it on the "48 Hour Road Rules Marathon" channel.

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  3. Bye, bye, a blue screen will I die by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Xbox...Elijah Wood...MTV... It's the three things I despise the most."

    "And the three things I despise the most,"
    Xbox, Elijah, and MTV's host"
    They caught a virus, and now they're toast
    Because... the Xbox...fried.

    And they were singin'...

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  4. Re:x-box name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We used to call it the Malcolm X-box, spiritual successor to the IHaveADreamcast.

  5. Re:bsod by ABaumann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, that's part of teh AWESOME functionality of the XBOX 360. The new graphics capabilities will allow for a fully rendered screen of death. Sources close to Microsoft claim to have seen the new death screen with a 3-D rendering of the Jolly Roger, but Microsoft claims that those machines have pirated software.

  6. Re:bsod by Technetium+Web · · Score: 2, Funny

    sounds great! i can just imagine a beautiful 3d rendering with "ERROR OUT OF MEMORY!!!" complete with 1024x1024 texturemapping, of course with bumpmapping and specular highlights and realistic reflections and caustics.

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  7. Re:Those whacky MTV kids by BinaryOpty · · Score: 2, Funny

    No wonder obesity's such a problem! Kids aren't just eating food, but eating technology as well!

  8. Re:bsod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    I've already heard someone refer to it as "The Xbox Reach Around"