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New Rodent Species Found
IZ Reloaded writes "A new species of rodent has been discovered by World Conservation Society researcher Dr. Robert Timmins. He found this creature in a hunter's market in Central Laos. The creature known as Kha-Nyou to the locals is so unique it represents an entire new family of wildlife. Kha-Nyou diverged from other rodents millions of years ago."
A new species of rich asshole has been discovered by OSS programmer Richard Steven Hack. He found this creature at a computer company press conference in Redmond, Washington.
The creature known as Bill Gates to the locals is so unique it represents an entire new family of rich assholes.
Bill Gates diverged from other rich assholes only thirty years ago - an example of accelerated evolution which is expected to provide years of research grants to sociologists and economists.
Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
Psssssssst....just because you believe in Creation doesn't mean you can't believe in microevolution and evolution within species, especially since we've actually been able to witness it in observation of existing species. But I guess it's more fun to laugh at anyone who doesn't share your viewpoint, isn't it.