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Puzzle Pirates Reviewed

Posted by Zonk on from the days-of-grog-and-booty dept.

Gamespot has up a review of Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates, examining the game now that it has seen commercial launch in stores. From the article: "Massively multiplayer online puzzle game. Those are the only possible terms you can use to properly describe Yohoho! Puzzle Pirates, one of the weirdest and most original puzzle games we've come across in quite a while."

22 comments

  1. Avast! Dupe ho! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny



    <pirate>

    Avast, ye scurvy dog! This wretched excuse for a story be a scurrilous dupe!

    </pirate>

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  2. Re:Avast! Dupe ho! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see now dupe lad. Ye eyes must be suppered.

  3. Of course it's a dupe by Copperhead · · Score: 4, Informative
    Zonk is getting good $$$ everytime he mentions the program. I said that in the last post. I'm waiting for him to post a "9.5 out of 10" Slashdot review of the program.

    Is there a way to filter his submissions off the front page?

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    1. Re:Of course it's a dupe by gmhowell · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yup. The same way the oldtimers ducked Jon Katz and michael the asshat: go to Preferences, click Homepage, then unclick the editors you don't want.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    2. Re:Of course it's a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yar! He be gettin' a bottle o' rum arrr!

    3. Re:Of course it's a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, no kidding. Puzzle Pirates is a second or third tier game that isn't particularly interesting. If I wanted to play puzzles, I'd go to Popcap. If I wanted an MMOG, I'd go play WoW. What is it with Zonk and pimping this game?

    4. Re:Of course it's a dupe by Psychochild · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm probably feeding the AC troll by posting this, but....

      See, this is the attitude that keeps the games industry stagnated. I assume you've never even tried Puzzle Pirates with that attitude. What I if I wanted to play puzzle games but interact with other people by role-playing? Popcap doesn't even have a chat room to talk while playing games. WoW doesn't have puzzles, unless you consider "GO KILL FOOZLES TO THE NORTHEAST" to be a puzzle, since you have to find the monster labeled "foozle".

      Puzzle Pirates is actually a superb game that combines a lot of different aspects into a unique game. Sure, maybe you don't like it because you can't do headshots or see pixel boobies, but there are a lot of people that do like it. And there's probably a lot more people that would like it if they knew about it.

      One of the biggest problems for independent games is one of exposure. Large publishers can buy ads in magazines; hell, they can even buy good reviews (directly or indirectly). A small game created by a self-funded small team doesn't have that luxury. The developers at Three Rings made this game on a shoestring budget, and they rely on people getting the good word out in order to let people know the game.

      Of course, there's a bit of irony here. It's funny that Gamespot is just now reviewing a game that has been available for over a year. It took making a deal with a publisher to get boxes into stores for Gamespot to even pay attention to the game. And that's why getting mention on a place like Slashdot games is important for an independent developer; the large sites like Gamespot aren't going to touch you until you've danced with the devil and gotten a publishing deal.

      Unfortunately, then there's the "gamers" that are ruining games. They think that unless a game has the latest cutting-edge graphics it's just a "second or third tier game". They forget that games are about fun, and that the graphical presentation should complement the fun instead of subsuming it. A pretty but boring game is still a boring game. A plain but fun game is still a fun game. And, really, aren't games supposed to be fun? Unfortunately, the market keeps buying the pretty but derivative games and then people turn around and wonder why only clones and sequels get made.

      Don't like Puzzle Pirates? Fine, go back to pwning n00blers on the prettiest game you can find. But, don't get in the way of other people finding out about a great game.

      My rant as an independent game developer.

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      Brian "Psychochild" Green
      MMO developer's blog
    5. Re:Of course it's a dupe by Swanktastic · · Score: 1

      Cheers to an excellent post...

      Unfortunately for Three Rings, the best part about Puzzle Pirates is the fact that it is a gem in the rough. It would not be the game that it is without the clever, mature community. The folks who play PP do so to avoid the mainstream MMOG audience. I'm thinking it could and will never be more than a niche game...

    6. Re:Of course it's a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, don't get in the way of other people finding out about a great game.

      Oh for christ's sake. If you don't know about this game by now, you are living under a rock. I STOPPED playing it over a year ago, because it was stale (and way overpriced for a suite of Tetris games).

      And if you read /. and are unaware of this game, you are too stupid to live. It's only mentioned about every other week.

      My rant as an independant game consumer, who is unimpressed with rip offs of games from the early 1990's wrapped in a thin veil of MMPORPGism. All powered by a "talk like a pirate" script.

    7. Re:Of course it's a dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss the point. Slashdot is here for news. Slashdot isn't here to act as a PR outlet for games companies. A year old game being reviewed isn't news in any way, shape, or form.

  4. Fun game by gmhowell · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Fun game. I played for a few months last Fall/Winter while saving up money for a new video card. Looks like there are lots of new puzzles. Might have to reactivate my account. (Especially since my Mac mini is in manufacturing now, and Puzzle Pirates is WAYYYYY better than that slider puzzle game).

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    1. Re:Fun game by roseblood · · Score: 1

      Especially since my Mac mini is in manufacturing now
      Funny, my Toyota Prius is in the exact same place. I didn't realize the Mac was on backorder too.

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  5. Why can't they... by Retroneous · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Why can't they ever post a link to one of my reviews here at Slashdot? I'm sure more people are interested in a review of Mario 64 DS or Nintendogs than they are a random puzzler... :)

    I can but dream... :)

    The pirate talk is always welcome though. Pieces of seven.

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    My Mind Is Rewired. Is Yours?
    1. Re:Why can't they... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

      I am still waiting to get my Pong-review through...

    2. Re:Why can't they... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Because you're not paying them, I guess.

      Seriously, WTF is up with the constant hype about some stupid puzzle game? Does anyone care? I mean, I know there are lots of different gamers out there, but a puzzle game?

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      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    3. Re:Why can't they... by Merusdraconis · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's because the game is open source, and this is Slashdot.

      I'd say more, but I'd just say the same two things, over and over again.

    4. Re:Why can't they... by damiangerous · · Score: 2, Informative

      Puzzle Pirates itself is not Open Source. The Narya toolkit used to create it is. This is an important distinction. While you could potentially recreate Puzzle Pirates from the OSS tools, it's not the same as downloading and compiling something off, say SourceForge. Of course, lots of people have created other games with the toolkit.

  6. Re:Avast! Dupe ho! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see what damage can be done by not bothering to learn the language? In attempting to sound piratey, you accidentally agreed with him and promised to eat his eyes.

    Please, for the children, learn to use the language properly!

    Also (for once), this article is not actually a dupe, although it's not even remotely "news".

  7. NO ONE CARES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've already seen this stupid game reviewed here... and now we're seeing it again. And still, nobody cares! Is it just me or is Slashdot going down the crapper quickly? Anyone know of any good alternatives?

    1. Re:NO ONE CARES by Robmonster · · Score: 1

      You must HATE being forced to read this site every day.

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  8. bizarre ? by odan · · Score: 1

    What's simply original seems 'bizarre' to them. Lobo'ed.

  9. Original?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puzzle Pirates, one of the weirdest and most original puzzle games we've come across in quite a while

    Uhh, shouldn't that read

    "Puzzle Pirates, one of the weirdest and most original set of Tetris puzzles we've come across in a long while"

    Enough with this game. It is OK, as a free game. Subscription to a set of puzzle games from the early 90's, uhh, no thanks.

    And whoever the tool is that keeps flogging these stories on /., for the love of god, get a life, or fuck off already. We get it, you like lame games. Now, go find a game worth discussing, and review it.