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The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard
An anonymous reader writes "Pasta? Pizza? Keyboards are often subject to the harshest of conditions -- spaghetti sauce, coffee spill, et al. ZDNet is running a list of worst-food nominations. What is your pick?"
This article is way out of date, most keyboards aren't worth money anymore - they're disposable items. I buy a new one every few months because keep smashing the old one's - its a great tension relief, especially for Windows. Just find a cheap brand of keyboard that you like the feel of and keep buying the same one, theres no need for this fancy crap.
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How about a $2000 laptop? You wouldn't still care?
That's why I usually turn my keyboard upside down before I lay a line on it, sniff, and turn it back again.
No. No-one wonders.
I bust my boyfriend like this all the time.
Mouseclicks.
Translation:
Searching.
Mouseclicks followed by uncertain typing.
Translation:
searching password site, found one, trying to remember logon and password.
Mouseclicks followed by distinct double-key.
Translation:
searching password site, found one, trying to
ctrl-V the password in so I dont get suspicious.
One Mouseclick followed by confident typing.
Translation:
The one site he actually subscribes to.
Almost no mouseclicks or typing at all, but the sound of the scrollbar.
Translation:
He got a winner. Time to wander in sleepy-eyed and innocently ask if he's coming to bed.
He now says that he's learned women are NEVER asleep. No matter how much you think we are.
{...reality is wrong, Dreams are for real...}