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A Step Toward the Diamond Age

An anonymous reader writes "Carnegie Institution researchers have learned to produce 10-carat, half-inch thick diamonds at rates of about 100 micrometers per hour, which in the diamond biz is blazingly fast. And these aren't cruddy, yellow diamonds either, but gem-quality stones. The goal: A 300 carat beast in whatever shape they want."

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  1. Excellent by PeteDotNu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eventually they'll be so common that they'll be pretty much worthless!

    Viva la fight against capitalism!

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    1. Re:Excellent by sakri · · Score: 5, Funny

      I for one look forwards my kids watching old MTV videos, and laughing at 50cent's and his homeys wearing worthless rocks around their necks :)

    2. Re:Excellent by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      . . .it's an expensive thing to do because people tend to hog all gold reserves for monetary purposes.

      When someone recently asked me what the current value of gold was, and I answered:

      "Well, pretty much the same as always. It's got a low melting temperature, can often be found in a fairly pure state, it's highly maleable, doesn't oxidize,conducts electricity reasonably well and it's kinda pretty if that's the sort of thing you think is pretty."

      They looked at me funny.

      KFG

    3. Re:Excellent by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

      They would just tap on the glass and knock it to pieces. You can break an improperly set diamond with a tap in the right (or wrong) place.

      Search google for "perfect cleavage"...

      Err rather search google for "perfect cleavage +diamond".

  2. Depending on the price by chrono13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some of us could finally get lucky.

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  3. finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can finally end world hunger with an ampel supply of artifical carrots for everyone!

    - python_kiss

  4. Re:I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Diamonds actually don't last forever, actually. Thermodynamically, it's in the favor of the graphite form of carbon. So all diamonds will eventually turn into graphite.

    So whenever you go into a jeweler's shop, try to use that fact to bring the price down.

  5. Wake me up when they can make proper bricks. by mjfgates · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gonna make me a "glass" house, and then I'm gonna throw me some STONES, oh, yeah.

  6. Re:A good time to postulate? by flynns · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but who's gonna remember "Jigyasubalak's Law"?

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  7. Sure NOW that I am getting married! by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 4, Funny


    It figures... 3 months after I choke on the cost of a rock for my fiancee they release a diamond the size of her head... is there anything these days that doesn't go obsolete?

    Next you'll be telling me my new computer is obsolete.

    There's always something biger, faster, more sparkly.

  8. Listen people... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 5, Funny

    if anyone tells my girlfriend, they'll die a slow and horrible death.

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  9. HA! by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 5, Funny

    You call that a diamond?

    This is a diamond.

  10. Re:The Irony by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hah. What about the plaids?

  11. Re:Blood diamonds by JWhitlock · · Score: 4, Funny
    Natural diamonds can be blood diamonds. Cultured diamonds aren't. How does this make natural diamonds "better" than cultured diamonds?

    For a cultured diamond, men just gave their time. For a blood diamond, men gave their lives. What can be more romantic than men dying for your jewelry?

    </sarcasm >
  12. Re:Blood diamonds by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    What can be more romantic than men dying for your jewelry?

    </sarcasm>


    Sarcasm? Clearly, you've never met a woman. :)