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Microsoft Developing Windows for Low-End Machines

Jeff writes "According to the Washington Post, Microsoft is developing a version of Windows to run on old machines that currently run 95 or 98. It would be very similar to XP, but run faster on the older hardware. The move is to appease businesses and universities that don't want to scrap the old hardware. This is likely aimed at preventing Linux from gaining market share where MS is currently alienating their customers."

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  1. Great News! by k96822 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best thing about this is that they will be forced to make their code more efficient to work on slower PC's. They'll integrate that code into future versions of the OS and we'll feel that efficiency and increased quality. This will also force the competition to do the same thing, building a culture that leads to more efficient OS's. Best news I've read all day.

    1. Re:Great News! by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Funny

      This will also force the competition to do the same thing, building a culture that leads to more efficient OS's.

      Competition?

  2. Microsoft is not safe by jaymzter · · Score: 5, Funny


    Folks, this Microsoft thing just isn't taking off. So many versions of Windows and code forks. For business reliability and maximum TCO, take a look at Linux!

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    1. Re:Microsoft is not safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow. That joke almost hit you. You ducked just in time!

    2. Re:Microsoft is not safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And there are fewer forks/versions of Linux than there are of Windows?

      Bay Windows, double pane Windows, aluminum Windows, and that's just off the top of my head.

  3. Let me be the first to say.... by AnObfuscator · · Score: 2, Funny

    from TFA:
    "SEATTLE -- Microsoft Corp. is working on a new Windows-based operating system designed to help companies make older machines run better."

    bwa ha ha ha ha ...
    I'm sorry, I just can't read any further; if I laugh any harder, I may rupture my appendix.

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  4. What will it come bundled with? by Virtual+Karma · · Score: 3, Funny

    What will it come bundled with? I hope it comes bundled with atleast IE so that as soon as people install it they can get on the web and download FireFox ;)

  5. MS Product Activation V2 .. by essreenim · · Score: 2, Funny
    Still in the early stages of development, Eiger will run a bare-bones set of programs directly from the desktop. The list will include the Internet Explorer browser, Windows Media Center, a firewall and antivirus software. Most other programs, however, will run off a central server.

    Does anyone else smell what I'm referring to in subject!

    I wanted to say positive but all I see is a central server controlling our desktops more than ever before.

  6. Re:Why just old machines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    because that would require actual work on the part of microsoft

  7. Re:Oh geez, thin clients again. by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny
    the Internet Explorer browser, Windows Media Center, a firewall and antivirus software.

    If they didn't include the first two, they wouldn't need the last two.

    Buhdum-PISH. Thanks, I'll be here all week - and tip the waitress, they pay her less than me.
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  8. Great for gamers by zr-rifle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will this version of Windows be the hardcore gamers OS of choice?

    A stripped down, bare bones version of Windows XP is what the gamer masses have been claiming for since years. As long as there is the latest DirectX, this means more horsepower for resource intensive games without the hassle of tweaking Windows till it bleeds in order to acheive the maximum horsepower for resource intensive games.

    Hell yea, bring it on! Since I do all my work on other operative systems, I'd be willing to part with some dough to add it to my multi-boot as the gaming OS of my rig, at least for those games that don't run well under the latest Cedega.

    If Microsoft really cared about it users, this version would be available free of charge for registered Windows XP Home and Pro users.

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  9. Re:Oh geez, thin clients again. by operagost · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, embrace our new thin-client-wielding overlords.

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  10. Re:Oh geez, thin clients again. by Rick.C · · Score: 4, Funny
    So they're going to include the worst of the MS product line, IE and MP, throw in a firewall and antivirus (because IE and MP are security risks) and leave everything else to an application server.

    That's like Ford re-introduing the Pinto, but just a stripped-down version featuring only a rusty rear bumper and a gas tank.

    You'll have to tow it behind a Ford pickup truck fitted with a special firewall/blast shield.
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  11. Re:Oh geez, thin clients again. by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like a biscuit.

    A cookie would work too. I'm not too picky.

  12. Re:Something doesn't make sense here... by thue · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thus don't think it's a good idea to name a project after a mountain top famous for failed and deadly attempts to finally climb it.

    Even worse: According to wikipedia "Eiger" means "Ogre". Great naming :).

    (Can a German please confirm the translation?)

  13. Re:Oh geez, thin clients again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Persistent networks are a mistake.

    Then you need to switch to AOL.

  14. Re:Oh geez, thin clients again. by conteXXt · · Score: 4, Funny

    You, my friend, have missed your calling.

    Someone gets paid to write political attacks. I bet it's a lot.

    I am sure you could wrestle 7 figures (but only 5 or 6 for tax purposes) for that skill.

    Keep up the good work.

    (No really, great analogy)

    (in case you may still think I am joking, I am not)

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  15. Re:Why just old machines? by pg110404 · · Score: 2, Funny

    why not just make a 'faster windows' all around, that runs fast on both old and new hardware?

    Didn't ya know? every version of windows has a hidden kernel level idle loop to make it chunky and slow. It starts off to make any computer feel like a pentium 75 and only slows down from there. The additional duration of that idle loop is proportional to the size of the registry. Windows is slow? It's not an accident. It's a design feature.

  16. Re:Crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    And Microsoft's never been known for "thin".

    Even their filesystem is fat!

  17. Re:WinXPs requirements overrated by woster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell, I am running it on my box at home that only has 640k of memoery. . .

  18. Re:Crap. by vettemph · · Score: 1, Funny

    >>>In fact, one reason we recommend Windows XP for many applications over, say Mac OS X, is the ability to remote into machines easily and with built-in software
    >

    remote into machines easily and with built in software? Is that what we call vulnerabilities now?

    I manage a huge windows cluster with a third party app. called Sobig.Z.XP!

    Like the kids around here are saying these days, You windows guys are the SuXorz.

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  19. Re:Oh geez, thin clients again. by vertinox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone doing accounts payable doesn't need to install MySQL or .Net or Max or Doom3.

    Geez! Give me a break! It was either play Doom3 all day or sit here reading Slashdot. Oh wait...

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  20. Re:Crap. by halber_mensch · · Score: 2, Funny
    It has nothing to do with design; it's purely a licensing move. Windows XP Home has no Terminal Services. Windows XP Professional allows one TS connection or console session. Windows Server in "remote administration" mode allows two TS connections plus a console session. To get more than two TS sessions, you need to by TS licenses.
    Ah, good call. Their remote access solution is, out of the box, purposefully encumbered to prompt the user to Buy More Stuff. Bad design by mistake is a curse for most software engineers, but bad design by intention seems to be Microsoft's Tao of Making Money.
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