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Tweaking the CAN-SPAM Act

rbochan writes "The Register is reporting that the U.S. Federal Trade Commission is consulting on proposed changes to the CAN-SPAM Act. Changes would include clarifying the definitions of the terms person and sender, and altering the time allowed for a sender to to honor an opt-out request. The FTC proposal is available as a PDF on the official FTC site." From the article: "Critics have accused the Act of being narrow and weak, accusations that may be hard to deny given that the US sends more spam than any other, according to a recent report by anti-virus firm Sophos."

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  1. In your face China! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    US sends more spam than any other
    Whoooo, number 1 baby, yeah!
  2. Re:Lets me be the first to say by JoaoPinheiro · · Score: 2, Funny

    - "Baked beans are off!"
    - "Can I have spam instead?"
    - "You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?!"
    - "Yes."
    - "Blaaarght"

  3. Re:Lets me be the first to say by ThePilgrim · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't want to be a spammer....

    Want I realy wanted to be was a lumberjack /me wanders of into the woods with a bunch of sinning mounties

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    Wouldn't it be nice if schools got all the money they wanted and the army had to hold jumble sales for guns
  4. Re:Of course it doesn't stop spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Perhaps they should have called it CANT-SPAM, to avoid confusion?

  5. Re:Lets me be the first to say by ThePilgrim · · Score: 2, Funny

    oops singing :)

    Though the first may be more accriate

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    Wouldn't it be nice if schools got all the money they wanted and the army had to hold jumble sales for guns
  6. Re:CAN CONGRESS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    curb the tide of spam

    I can't help but picture great roiling waves of pink pork washing slurpily over the shoreline at the eastern edge of the Sea of Spam. Be sure to get off the beach before 6:23 PM.

  7. Legislation by Tedington · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Government doesn't know how to solve problems, all they know how to do is create legislation using their limited understanding of the problem. "Spam is bad, therefore we should make it illegal!" Nice job, congress, CAN-SPAM has been around for how long now? anyone notice a difference? Gmail does more to can my spam than any government ass could do anyday.

    Wouldn't it be funny if there was a SPAM lobby that was paying fat sacks of cash money to sentaors and congressmen to "inform" them as to the benefits of SPAM? 'if we don't spam peoeple, we will be a country of small penis-ed, non-working-at-home, erectile dysfunctioned, people WITHOUT FREE IPODS!'

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    and the man on the tape said that they'd suffocate, if the sharks would stop swimming in circles.
    1. Re:Legislation by Elminst · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot... "and the terrorists will win!!"

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      No unauthorized use. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
  8. Re:Libertarians by Intron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q. What do the libertarian-minded say about CAN-SPAM?

    A. The government should not be spending my money protecting me from the internet! I can do that myself. The free market provides spam filters if I feel that I need them. But, I don't trust the folks that make those, so I don't use them. I read every piece of mail and analyze it in case its from Liberals trying to get onto my computer. Not only that, but have you seen those guys working on the phone lines? They look suspicious as hell, too. I bet they're tapping my line. I need to go out and check the voltage on my fence.

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    Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.