Tinfoil Hat House
An anonymous reader writes "A family in Sacromento has covered the side of their house with aluminum to keep the radiowaves from their neighbors at bay. The city has given them one week to remove the life saving shielding or face charges."
Oh well, the story made it up at some point.
I guess the "readers" don't do much "reading"... it's a joke.
Fuck it
The proper spelling is Excremento.
Most of say, Suckramento.
Ah yes, at first glance, I thought this was an Arrested Development ref. (like here). Sacramende! And A.D.'s been renewed! Woohoo!
In the parallel universe they live in, it *is* spelled "Socromento". Jarge Boosh is also part of the nucular radeeashun plot.
Table-ized A.I.
So basically, 9/11 happens, they get scared and wrap their house in foil. Meanwhile, George W. Bush's response to 9/11 is to invade a country with no clear link to 9/11 or al Qaeda, get 1600 troops killed along with tens of thousands of civilians, make the Islamic world hate the US even more than it used to, waste hundreds of billions of dollars, and to get us stuck battling a raging insurgency without the slightest freaking clue how to get out of the situation.
If you ask me, these people practically seem sane in comparison.