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Intel Head Recommends Apple

pboulang writes "noted in this article in the WSJ: Pressed about security by Mr. Mossberg, Mr. Otellini had a startling confession: He spends an hour a weekend removing spyware from his daughter's computer. And when further pressed about whether a mainstream computer user in search of immediate safety from security woes ought to buy Apple Computer Inc.'s Macintosh instead of a Wintel PC, he said, "If you want to fix it tomorrow, maybe you should buy something else.""

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  1. Invite to the closing Party by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gerald Ratner and Matthew Barrett both said they would be honoured to attend.

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  2. In other news... by nek · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the head of Intel visited by the Mafia, changes story next day. "I meant Windows! Windows!!" he bleats.

  3. My Commodore 64 never got viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it did, I just rebooted.

  4. An Hour? by shakestheclown · · Score: 3, Funny

    An hour a weekend? Jesus, that's one horny little girl...

  5. Re:Ummmmmmm by ndansmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    Come on, he's a hardware man, not a software guy. He's in there soldering something . . .

  6. Re:More like this... by nagora · · Score: 4, Funny
    Pressed about security rackham had a startling confession: I think it's perfectly reasonable for a 20 year old platform to still be a constant battle for security and that computers should be dangerous for children to use. Gives them moral backbone or something. Also, selling lots of shitty tat means that it's magically transformed into non-shitty non-tat.

    TWW

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  7. Re:hmmm! by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 5, Funny

    M$ deserts Intel w/ Xbox 360,

    Intel deserts M$ w/ Apple processors.

    Seems fair to me.

  8. Re:Why not Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    OS X on the other hand is easy. It works and is easier to use then OS X.

    I disagree, Linux is easy. It works and is easier to use then Linux.

  9. Re:Linux? by Rinikusu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did the same thing, except I took my parent's computer home with me to "fix" it and have yet to return it. They don't call me with computer problems anymore.

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  10. Re:Intel head is idiot by MajroMax · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your post involves a

    ( ) technical (x) social ( ) moral

    comment about computer security. This comment is incorrect. Here's why it's incorrect:

    ( ) You have no idea how system security works
    (x) You assume that popularity is inversely proportional to security
    ( ) You make improper use of technical language
    (x) You assume that part of the problem is the entire problem
    (x) You fail to account for different security models.

    Specifically, your comment fails to consider that:

    ( ) Security flaws can be exploited in an automated manner
    (x) Not all bugs are security flaws
    ( ) Security flaws can be exploited manually
    ( ) Legions of script kiddies use point-and-drool tools
    ( ) Dedicated black-hats can cause damage using home-designed tools
    (x) Privilege separation prevents many problems
    ( ) Some security flaws are strictly theoretical
    (x) Different systems are inherently more or less vulnerable to exploits
    ( ) Security flaws can be independently discovered
    ( ) Security flaw discovery and exploit does not require source code
    (x) Not all security flaws are of the same severity
    (x) Running as root is almost always a problem, no matter the system
    ( ) Not all viruses are transmitted by e-mail
    ( ) Not all viruses are self-propagating
    ( ) Not all security flaws are buffer overruns
    ( ) Stupid people do stupid things

    and the following general objections may also apply:

    ( ) Full disclosure completely informs affected system administrators
    ( ) Exploit code has legitimate uses
    (x) Security is by design, not accident
    ( ) Security isn't magic, and thinking of it that way is harmful
    ( ) Hackers/crackers aren't evil magicians who can get around anything
    ( ) Security starts with the user
    ( ) Why should we trust the government?
    ( ) Why should we trust you?

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    (x) Nice idea, but it's been said before and that doesn't make it any more true.
    ( ) That's an incredibly stupid idea, and you're stupid for suggesting it.
    ( ) You're a moron, and I'm surprised you have enough brain cells to continue breathing.

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  11. Re:Maybe MS will spend their money on fighting mal by dangrover · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or they could make an OS that isn't, you know, horribly insecure.