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Cell-based Server Blade Demonstrated

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the showing-it-off dept.

slashflood writes "Only a few clients in a hotel room near Los Angeles had the chance to see the first Cell based server blade running Linux 2.6.11. 'We demonstrated the prototype to show that Cell continues to mature. The product is expected to have several times higher performance compared to conventional servers,' said an IBM engineer."

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  1. Great by pHatidic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we'll have to put up with people's web servers ringing in movie theaters.

  2. huh? by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only a few clients in a hotel room near Los Angeles had the chance to see the first Cell based server blade running Linux 2.6.11.

    sounds like a drug deal going down.

    1. Re:huh? by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not a drug deal - this was an illegal exchange of human embryonic stem cells.

      lol. that's right,it's in LA. Maybe they were looking for a cure for Arnold's tumor.

      [Arnold voice] IT'S NOT A TOOMOR!!! [/Arnold voice]

  3. That's odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We demonstrated the prototype to show that Cell continues to mature..."

    ...I thought Gohan killed Cell?

  4. Re:Now we just need to ask it tough questions! by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 3, Funny

    42.0

    Got to use the floating point power.

  5. Re:I'm just curious by krautcanman · · Score: 2, Funny

    7) Multiple cores in multiple CPUs
    7) Multiple cores in multiple CPUs in a grid
    8) ..what next?

    Profit!!!!!!!
    Actually, you have two sevens, 8) should read: 9) Profit!!!!!!!

  6. What you sayin'? by HiggsBison · · Score: 3, Funny
    Using a two-tier or three-tier approach to client/server architecture, with something like a full-duplex GigE connection to fat, diskless clients and you have some real potential.

    Maybe it's late, but am I the only one who thought he was saying that IBM had "fat, dickless, clients"?

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  7. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, unless the said word processor has something like Clippy.

  8. Re:I don't get it by SnowZero · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, I frequently run a word processor on my rack of blade servers you insensitive clod! I'm hoping clippy will be self aware soon...

  9. Re:Now we just need to ask it tough questions! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Funny

    41.999987448205

    Intel Inside (the warning, NOT the logo!~)

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  10. Re:I don't get it by Maserati · · Score: 2, Funny

    That reminds me, I need to order a fire axe with an insulated handle for the server room.

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  11. Re:Now we just need to ask it tough questions! by admactanium · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, your computer should be more powerful than your brain by 2030.

    with the handy process of "aging" i think i can actually meet that goal earlier if the computer and i just agree to meet in the middle.

  12. Re:Now we just need to ask it tough questions! by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, your computer should be more powerful than your brain by 2030.

    Dude,
    By 2030 my potplant will be smarter than my brain.
    Oh, the tragedy of alcohol abuse and growing old...

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  13. IBM sucks! by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are ruining our "Yeah, but can it run Linux?" jokes by going right ahead and using it in their first demos!

    1. Re:IBM sucks! by iapetus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even worse - with so many SPEs, they're even making 'Imagine a Beowulf cluster...' comments redundant. And because it has two Cells, two sets of RAM etc, they've made snide remarks about dupes redunant too.

      The only consolation is that with this new processor, Dragonball Z 'Perfect Cell' jokes will never get old.

      Oh, wait...

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  14. Re:I'm just curious by diabolus-ex-machina · · Score: 2, Funny

    7) Multiple cores in multiple CPUs in a grid
    8) ..what next?

    A Beowulf cluster of those, of course !

  15. Re:Now we just need to ask it tough questions! by sentientbeing · · Score: 3, Funny

    My brain only thinks about 2 things. Either food or sex.

    It must run a Reduced Instruction Set.

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