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Spielberg & Lucas Approve Indy 4 Script

Anonymous Coward writes "According to an article on ComingSoon.net, the script for the fourth Indiana Jones movie is moving forward. Lucas and Spielberg have agreed on the writing, with only Harrison Ford still required to sign off on the project before it can go into pre-production. Ford has yet to read the script."

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  1. What could possibly go wrong? by gumpish · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the directors who brought you A.I. and The Phantom Menace...

    1. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by datafr0g · · Score: 5, Informative

      And Jaws
      And Starwars
      And Close Encounters
      And Schindlers List
      And Raiders of The Lost Ark
      And Duel
      And many others...

      These guys have a pretty good batting average if you ask me...

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    2. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by gordgekko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How many of those did George Lucas write?

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    3. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Interesting
      And Jaws
      And Starwars
      And Close Encounters
      And Schindlers List
      And Raiders of The Lost Ark
      And Duel
      And many others...
      ... and that AI was actually a good movie. But I guess the moderation of my post will depend on the opinion of the movie by the randomly selected dude with the mod points.
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    4. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "... but why the need for anything after Osment dies at the bottom of the ocean?"

      That was the best part of the movie!! Sadly, in a lot of ways, it was a little too subtle. (note: I don't blame the movie viewers for that, I think they made some questionable decisions at that part of the movie.)

      David had a really nasty programming problem. He was hard-wired to 'love' one woman, his mom. Unfortunately, this program couldn't have been changed. David could, for all practical purposes, live forever, but his mother could not. After he was frozen underwater, he was found by the robots of the day. They survived, the human race didn't. When they found him, they interfaced with him, and worked out his program. (Thus evidenced by the 'touching scene' where his memories were being played back on their faces.)

      As robots, it's easy to imagine they were quite sympathetic to David. He had a program that couldn't be fulfilled. Out of compassion, they found a creative way to fulfill his program. They gave him a bs story about bringing his mother back for only one day. (If you're curious what I mean about BS, consider that she was 'brought back', had all kinds of love for David, but never once asked where her husband or other child were. She was too good to be true. Fortunately, David was naieve.) David understood the one-day rule. So he spent the day with her and had the fun that he could. He knew when she'd fade away. When it was time for bed, he fell asleep before she did. If he were to wake up, he'd discover she was gone and his program would be fucked. So, instead, he fell asleep never to awaken. He dreamt, presumably of her.

      Great solution to a really tough problem. I have a great affection for this movie, mainly because I really think most movies would have ended with him 'dying' under the water instead of trying to do something more meaningful. Very satisfying.

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    5. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hah! Your reverse psychology won't work on me! I just got mod points right now, and right after I post this reply you're going down baby... Huh? where's my mod points? D'oh!

    6. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Brad1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Howard the Duck"
      enough said

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    7. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 3, Funny
      What could possibly go wrong?
      • Indiana will get a new sidekick named "Jar-Jar".
      • When he wants to seduce his leading lady, Indiana will start talking about sand.
        He will also find out that the leading lady is his long-lost fraternal twin sister, which will be kind of a downer.
        Fortunately, he will discover this before he succeeds in his seduction attempts, so that nothing too naughty happens.
      • Prior to the release of the fourth movie, the first three movies will be re-released with special effects and scenes that weren't there when the movies were originally released.
      • The fourth movie will try to tie up all the loose ends in the other movies, with the result that there will be very little action, but plenty of boring discussion.
      • Sean Connery's character will turn to the dark side (Naziism).
        However, in the climactic scene where he tells Indiana, "Indie, I am your father, Indiana will say, "Well, yeah, I know.", so it won't have quite the same punch.
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    8. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Afrosheen · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it'd be cool if they had a contest to design alternate endings for the film. Possibly from different directors as well.

      Bruckheimer ending: Robot boy goes to the bottom of the ocean, the fairy ends up being a Navy SEAL team, and he takes a rocket in the face, KABOOM!

      Woody Allen ending: Robot boy goes to the bottom of the ocean where he recites 15 minutes of neurotic dialog while the audience walks out. The New York audience stays for the duration and stages a parade after the film is over.

      Kubrick ending: Robot boy goes to the bottom of the ocean where he ends up deactivating himself after realizing the fairy story was bullshit.

      Disney ending: yada yada boy actually meets the fairy who is a hologram projection from Robocorp. The fairy instructs him to return to the lab where a cloned human body awaits. His memory is transferred into the clone and he's reunited with the family, happily ever after etc.

      Lucas ending: boy meets fairy, fairy turns out to be his father. Epic battle commences, father sacrifices himself to save the boy at the hands of the Overlordbot. Robot boy loses a hand in the battle, replaces it with a human hand. To be continued.

  2. Is this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this the fabled indiana jones/star wars crossover, where indy is revealed to be han solo?

    I hope so!

    1. Re:Is this... by Finuvir · · Score: 3, Funny

      At first I thought you were joking but then I did a bit of research and it turns out that you're not far from the truth! Apparently both characters were played by the same actor! Some guy named Harrison Ford. I wonder if he's been in anything else good?

      Pretty cool piece of trivia for you movie buffs, huh? Your friends will never believe you when you tell them.

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  3. one of the best by cryptoz · · Score: 4, Informative

    Being a Star Wars fan as well as an Indiana Jones fan, I am of the opinion that Harrison Ford has been one of the best actors recent movies have seen. Though I suppose it could be debated that he's a bit old for the role, I'm still quite happy to see this!

    When Lucas came back to Star Wars, it took him six years to get it right again. Lets hope Indiana Jones can do it a tad better....

    1. Re:one of the best by damsa · · Score: 5, Funny
      They should replace Ford like they replaced him on Sum of All Fears. With Affleck. With Kevin Smith directing it, who wouldn't want to see it.

      Parallels with Lucas and Smith are a many. Lucas had coming of age comedies, American Graffiti, Smith had Mallrats, both have shameless merchandising tie ins with their movies, and endless rereleases. They both released crappy prequels, Phantom Menance and Mallrats, prequel to Clerks. Lucas has R2D2 and 3CPO. Smith has Silent Bob and Jay. Lucas has Hair, Smith has Hair,

      I think I proved my case. I think we should do an online petition to have the next Indy be made by Kevin Smith.

  4. Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of the script? Is Ford really that able to make or break the script once he's agreed to do the project? Or, has he, essentially, not yet even agreed? With the buzz this has, isn't he more or less already beholden to do it?

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    1. Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval by Hawkxor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They made a pact that they would only make another Indy movie if all 3 of GL, SS, and HF agreed on the script being exceptional.

    2. Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude - he's Harrison Ford. He's Indiana Fucking Jones. He's Han Frigging Solo. He's at a point in his career where he can probably have a binding contract rider to have both directors shave their nuts and glue the pubes to their upper lip and do a little Adolph dance, if he wants to.

      Hell, he's doing three movies in 2006 and he's still the top of the A-lists.

      Harrison Ford has made more good movies than both of those directors combined.

    3. Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval by Seumas · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're kidding, right?

      A Devils Own? (Jack Ryanesque film)

      Regarding Henry? (A good change of pace compared to his other films)

      Witness?

      Mosquito Coast (awesome movie)?

      Frantic? (Very underrated movie)

      A little film called THE FUGITIVE....

      Another little film called.. uh... BLADE RUNNER....

      Oh, not to mention he had parts in the beginning of his career in a couple little movies known as APOLOCYPES NOW and AMERICAN GRAFFITI. Sure, they weren't big parts or anything, but that his career was just getting going.

      And that's ON TOP of four STAR WARS movies, three INDIANA JONES movies and three(?) JACK RYAN movies.

      Yeah, boy. What a slouch that guy is.

  5. How 'bout by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

    Evil SS Nazi: "So, Dr Jones, boxes or briefs?..."

    Jones: "Depends...."

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    1. Re:How 'bout by astromog · · Score: 5, Funny
      Evil SS Nazi: "So, Dr Jones, boxes or briefs?..."

      I prefer crates, myself.

  6. Re:The best of the series, I predict by Hawkxor · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sean Patrick Flannery played Indy on TV; RP played Indy only in Last Crusade, then he died.

  7. Re:The best of the series, I predict by Hawkxor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jim Carrey, you say?

    You are a bad man. You are a very bad man.

  8. in part 4, by SQLz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Indiana Jones never whips first. He dodges laser beams then whips the blaster pistol from their hand....oh wait.

  9. Re:The best of the series, I predict by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Adam Sandler.

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  10. Not too old! by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Being a Star Wars fan as well as an Indiana Jones fan, I am of the opinion that Harrison Ford has been one of the best actors recent movies have seen. Though I suppose it could be debated that he's a bit old for the role, I'm still quite happy to see this!

    The great thing about the Indy character is his smarts. Half the time he gets out of trouble because he thinks his way out, not because he uses force. Can Sean Connery play James Bond today? I think he could. Can Ford play Indy, I think he can.

    I can't wait for Indy 4, the previous movies were awesome.

    Indy is like MacGyver on steroids.

    Lets just hope they get a good script, a good story, one that gets the intellect and imagination flowing together. Those movies are so rare.

    I wonder how many people went into history or archeology because of the Indy movies?

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    1. Re:Not too old! by robfoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder how many people went into history or archeology because of the Indy movies?

      Four

  11. Cold war. Classic dames. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My understanding is that this *will* be set in the fifties, at the height of the cold war. Early rumors included Karen Allen reprising her role from the first film, although I understand that's fallen by the wayside.

    A damned shame. Karen Allen carried the first Indy movie every bit as much as Harrison Ford did, and that's largely the reason why it's considered so superior to the latter two. I have no doubt this will be a fun movie - Indy three surely was - but if they want it to really sing, they'd bring her back as well.

  12. Checklist for Harrison. by Poietes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Harrison better make sure it has all the essentials. It's not good to mess with the formula that geeks have come to know and love:

    • Snakes, and Indy saying how much he hates them.
    • Guns, and Indy saying how much he hates them.
    • Nazis.
    • A big nasty strong guy whom Indy defeats with cunning rather than brawn.
    • A scrawny little guy with pince-nez glasses and a thick accent.
    • An artifact of supernatural powers.
    • A scene in which the terrible power of the artifact is realised.
    • Hat and bullwhip.
    • Sassy love interest.
    • John Rhys-Davies in a red fez.
    • Denholm Elliot stuttering his way through his lines.
    • One or more booby traps.

    That second to last one could prove to be quite difficult.

    1. Re:Checklist for Harrison. by rhiorg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's mix it up a bit and see if we can get a John Waters film out of some of the same ingredients...

      * A big nasty strong Nazi snake with pince-nez glasses and a thick accent.
      * A scrawny little guy with supernatural boobies.
      * Sassy love interest played by John Rhys-Davies in a red fez, who unleashes the terrible power of the bullwhip on Denholm Elliot.

  13. Re:Isn't Indiana now immortal? by keraneuology · · Score: 5, Informative
    Seems like it's going to be an interesting continuity-versus-drama challenge in that, if Indy can't die (having drank from the Holy Grail in the previous movie), what enemies/threats does he really have for the assumed action scenes?

    He doesn't have immortality - the knight was quite clear that the price of eternal life requires that one never pass over the great seal. To maintain immortality it would appear that one would have to regularly drink from the cup.

    You have chosen wisely. But the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal. That is the boundary and the price of immortality.

    - Knight Guardian

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  14. what if by WilyCoder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What if Indy was a dad, like Sean Connery was? Suddenly all the complaints of old age fade away...

  15. pay attention, you faceless bully of snippiness by Leontes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We had just watched Last Crusade for the fourth time, freshman in highschool, loving the ford/connery interaction, still jazzed about the marvelous escape into the crevice from petra's treasury. This idiot senior responded to my vague hope that they would make a fourth film, with self-righteous incredulity. "It was the LAST crusade get it? Get it?" Rolling his eyes, knowingly. I then proceeded to attempt to explain how the crusade was actually a reference to the fact that indiana et al were searching for the holy grail much like crusaders during the middle ages, but the person looked at me like I was nuts. He wouldn't hear of it, wouldn't listen to my insistence on a better, correct interpretation of the title. My inability to get through to this idiot still haunts me to this day: I'm far more able to explicate my points and get through to idiotic self-righteous assholes, but I feel like I failed this git. Hopefully, wherever this refuse is now, he'll hear this news and recognize what an idiot he was and have a moment of quiet reflection on how he shouldn't have been so sophmoronic.

    1. Re:pay attention, you faceless bully of snippiness by complete+loony · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait, you're posting to slashdot to *avoid* idiotic self-righteous assholes?

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  16. Re:entertainment tonight by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's "news for nerds". Which includes news related to "nerd films" such as: Star Wars, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings...

  17. Re:The best of the series, I predict by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    John Goodman playing Indy after letting himself go...

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  18. Potential Titles they are kicking around by lobsterGun · · Score: 4, Funny


    Indiana Jones and the Magical Walker.

    Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Viagra

    Indiana Jones and the Grandchildren that never call.

    Indiana Jones: Barely Alive

    Indiana Jones: The Exploitation Sequel

  19. Lucas will screw it up, I'd wager... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The first three Indiana Jones movies were classic and beautiful. The movie felt realistic and compelling, in much the same way as the original three Star Wars movies.

    I sincerely hope that Lucas won't royally fsck up Indiana Jones part 4 like he did with the Star Wars prequel(s). (I only watched the first one in the theater. It sucked so much that I skipped the second one entirely. My friends say the third is ok, so I'll wait until it gets to the cheap theater and then check it out.)

    The biggest problem with the prequel(s) is this: The first three movies (meaning, episodes 4 through 6) used special effects in moderation. Costumes were consistent from one scene to the next and between movies. Everything appeared as it should. Yes, there were special effects, as we obviously don't have starships to fly around and film. But most of the movie's genius was in the simplicity and creativity of its photography and setting selection. Scenes were filmed in the desert, or in a forest, and these appeared quite realistic. Unfortunately, the prequel(s) were much more about special effects than good film technique. Even the acting sucked. And need I mention that the costumes and technology are not consistent, neither with the original three movies, nor from one scene to the next in the prequel(s). This damaged the movie, rather than provide added value.

    I really have a feeling that Indy 4 will be all about special effects and corny acting than a compelling movie like the first three in that series, and that guess is based on past experience with Lucas. (Speilberg, I don't know, he still has some sense, I suppose, so hopefully he'll balance it out.)

    1. Re:Lucas will screw it up, I'd wager... by cybpunks3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is the fear. However, the difference between an Indy movie and the SW Prequels is that Lucas wouldn't be directing.

      In the prequels, Lucas surrounded himself with yes men who were too grateful to be associated with the "legend" to talk back to him.

      Spielberg is a true contemporary of Lucas' and has no reason to pull punches. He would not let the Indy franchise go down with bad dialogue in order to save Lucas' ego.

      Spielberg doesn't direct movies the way Richard Marquand did in ROTJ. He would not just be a puppet for Lucas. He would be able to make it work. He would let Lucas do what he's good at, which is come up with good action choreography, and fill in the rest.

  20. Re:Where are you Kenner? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the re-released version, Lucas has the scimitar guy shooting first.

  21. Re:Not a flame, just a fact... by PalmMP3 · · Score: 5, Informative
    That Ford is too old to be doing this. Unless he can still act the part and look the part with makeup and CGI, I don't see how he can be Indi anymore. 10 year ago...maybe, but not now.

    If you would be a true Indy fan (like me), you would have heard plenty about this on some of the many fan sites out there, such as The Raider. One of the key details you would have found out is that Indy IV will be set in the '50s, to compensate somewhat for Ford's age.

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  22. Re:No, but a R rated version would be cool by pboulang · · Score: 4, Funny
    Indiana Jones and the Nipples Of Doom...

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

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  23. Re:OT: A.I. is a Great Movie by kevcol · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey! I got one of those machines with feeling too!

  24. Hey! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > Harrison better make sure it has all the essentials. It's not good to mess with the formula that geeks have come to know and love:

    * Snakes, and Indy saying how much he hates them.
    * Guns, and Indy saying how much he hates them.
    * Nazis.
    * A big nasty strong guy whom Indy defeats with cunning rather than brawn.
    * A scrawny little guy with pince-nez glasses and a thick accent.
    * An artifact of supernatural powers.
    * A scene in which the terrible power of the artifact is realised.
    * Hat and bullwhip.
    * Sassy love interest.
    * John Rhys-Davies in a red fez.
    * Denholm Elliot stuttering his way through his lines.
    * One or more booby traps.

    Sounds like the details of the script have already leaked out...



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  25. The second Indiana Jones movie wasn't that great by jesterzog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first three Indiana Jones movies were classic and beautiful. The movie felt realistic and compelling, in much the same way as the original three Star Wars movies.

    Perhaps I'm mis-remembering, or maybe we just have different opinions, but personally I thought that the second Indiana Jones movie wasn't anywhere near the standard of the other two.

    Raiders was a lot of fun, with both the script and the acting. It also had several very strong characters, including Marion Ravenwood, who's possibly one of the best female characters to have come out of a 1980's Hollywood movie.

    In the Temple of Doom, this was all traded in for what seemed to be the boring stereotypical mid-80's movie formula at the time: a whinging helpless city girl being dragged along on an adventure, repeatedly made to look stupid by both Indy and an irritating 10-year old boy. The plot and the acting were both below standard.

    I thought that Last Crusade was back to the original standard, though.

    Indianna Jones is a really cool movie trilogy, and to be honest it's one of my favourites. I don't think you can look at it, though, and claim that it was classic and beautiful. I might go as far as saying that about two of the movies, but it severely trailed off in the middle. Maybe Lucas just got lucky with the original Star Wars movies.

  26. 1% Inspiration But 99% Perspiration by reporter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    With all due respect to George Lucas, I would prefer that Lucas confine himself to developing the overall game plan. He suggests the big picture and the major points in the plot.

    Then, Steven Spielberg concentrates on the details. He fleshes out the plot, and Harrison Ford throws in the ad lib.

    In short, Lucas should be the inspiration, and Spielberg should be the perspiration. Star Wars I & II is sufficient reason to keep Lucas in check.

    As for the plot, since Harrison Ford is much older now, the appropriate theme would be something in the 1960s because the prior Indy films were set in the 1940s. The great tyrrany in the 1960s is, of course, mainland China and the Chinese occupation of Tibet. We could have Dr. Jones trekking to Tibet to find some lost artifact after first consulting with the Dalai Lama. Spielberg could throw in some old footage of the Chinese waving their little red Mao books at the height of the cultural revolution. There is also some old footage of Chinese soldiers randomly shooting at Tibetans.

    Since Ford is a Buddhist and an admirer of the Dalai Lama, he would likely support such a plot.

  27. Don't do it, George!!! by inkswamp · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Mr. Lucas,

    Please don't make another Indy movie. You see, no matter how well executed it is, no matter how well-conceived it is, no matter how grandiose your overall plans are, the fans will inevitably nitpick it to death and ruin it for the young generation (and the young at heart) your films are generally meant for. I'm afraid my generation, despite growing up with your magical films, has become whiny and pathetic and we bitch and moan when you don't do thing 100% exactly like we expect. We want you to be just like the McDonalds we also grew up with. Make the next Indy film the most perfect Big Mac with Large Fries or we'll scream and shout that you've raped our childhood and that you suck beyond all comprehension.

    Quite frankly, I love your films, but I don't know if I can handle another heaping, steaming pile of "fan" reaction yet again.

    Thanks for hearing me out.

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