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Bacterial Printing Press
juushin writes "New Scientist has reported that scientists at Harvard University have created a bacterial printing press that can be reconfigured to print complex patterns of bacteria. The technology is reported to have applications in studying biofilms, communication between bacteria (and colonies of bacteria), and the interaction of bacteria and surfaces. Of medical interest, these applications may lead to a better understanding of how to prevent bacterial infections."
It would be kind neat to have bathroom tiles that grow into flowers.
"A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes." -Mahatma Gandhi
I actually did RTFA. This basically seems like a neater way to make a Petri dish.
He uses bacteria as 'ink', and presses the bacterial mold onto a sheet to produce a bacteria pattern.
I'm not exactly sure why this is better or worse than simply pipetting bacteria into a large petri dish, though.
it's a neat process. before i read the article i'd pictured an inkjet-esque approach. probably a good thing they didn't go that way --- can you imagine how much consumables would cost? to say nothing of issues related to poor quality drivers...
He takes a tip from the silicon chip makers and uses the same type of technology to etch a pattern in a wafer. Then he creates a mold (like a mask, not like the stuff growing in the crotches of slashbots) which he can use repeatedly as a printing template.
Since a lot of bacteria grow resistant to antibiotics, it makes sense to use this kind of "printing press" to study how they create their protective biofilm. As a species, we are slowly succumbing to our own success at killing off bacteria. However the rise of super-bacteria that are immune to our medicines is a huge worry. If this type of research can shine some light on why these bacteria are so resistant and how we can control them to be less dangerous to us, then we will be able to hold off our extinction for a few more years.
$50 for a bacteria cartridge? That's more than what I paid for the printer!
Stanislaw Lem predicts it about 20-30 years ago in some of his novel.
Now I can get my [fake mail order] University Degree /and/ real [bacterial] culture diversity all on the same certificate.... just like if I had gone to Univeristy and dorm-hopped, or eaten cafeteria food.
'It' is trolling. Shotgun mouthwash please.
Could this possibly have applications in nanotechnology, ever?
Lets hope this doesn't get combined with the http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/03/033023 8sushi printing cartridge ...
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Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
The radical group you are trying to piss off happens to have the same idiotic arguments as you, but is on the other side of the spectrum. And both groups are morons.
I'm tired of this trendy shit in \. where at the drop of a fucking hat people start categorizing people as either a Linux Zealot or a M$ Luvers. Technology is not meant to be worshiped, it is meant to be used to accomplish a goal, and you should use whatever best fits that goal, windows, linux or a fucking ti83. It's a minority that occupies these radical areas, albeit a vocal one. And I would like to say to both groups:
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Really play the game of Life!!!!
He will publish the results in an upcoming issue of the journal Langmuir.
I'm sure all 4 people who subscribe to that journal will be very excited. This isn't really that new. People have been making home-brew stuff like microarrays with inkjet printers for awhile now.
This sounds like a good way to study computational properties of bacterial colonies. By printing them like this, perhaps they would be able to get them to behave in ways that would perform useful information processing. It might also end up acting as some sort of "interface" to DNA computation.
Whether we'd be able to get them to behave in reproducible ways would be the question.
Here are some links. The first has some interesting photos of bacterial colonies-- similar to cellular automata, because hey! They are! And the second is a link to an article on bacterial colony computation. Or maybe they're both to Goatse. You won't know until you click.
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Just remember not to use anti-bacterial soap on your bacterial printer. Otherwise, you will void the warrantry.
have a copy of my latest research on flesh eating bacteria. Be sure to note the texture!
Even as you are reading this, you are being infected by...
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Is the submitter of this story actually the guy behind the research as well ... Weibel ?? :)
I can't possibly be the only one who immediately thought "game of life" ... can I?
Too bad it'd never work - not unless you could find some REALLY weird bacteria, anyway.
or a fucking ti83.
You stupid Texas Instruments Zealot! Real men use HPs, dammit!
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If someone has come up with a way to "print out" bacteria, how long will it be before this capability is present in everyday printers, perhaps without the printer companies intending to allow such a thing? Imagine what could happen if someone spread a virus/worm that would print out billions of deadly (in real life, not just to your mp3 collection) bacteria. Up until now, I have always laughed at people who suggest that Al Qaeda or other terrorist groups would unleash a computer virus. After all, they're interested in killing people, not fucking up people's windows boxen. Perhaps now it's time to stop laughing and start preparing our defenses.
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I'd like to see a 2-D equivalent of a habitrail, where you have wells connected by thin tubes, with wires dunked in all over the place. Fill a well with neurons (or stem cells???) and start up a circuit you've programmed before to send specific analog or digital pulses to different wires. Then let it grow throughout the network with the circuit running. Would this not be an interesting way to learn about brain organization and also organic computing? Maybe you could even heat the wells differently or otherwise treat them? Give them a way to output to your circuit and create feedback?
It seems a lot of interesting science happens at the spatial/topological/geometrical level.
E.g. those bioplaques can be real killers. Models of bacteria that assume they are all evenly distributed in 2-space or 3-space really don't cut it.
Same thing with blood vessels. They aren't solid tubes, like the plumbing in your house. There's all sorts of transverse stuff happening that doctors fail to model and take into consideration.
Or materials science -- all the "edge effects" that people like to ignore, because they are necessarily messy.
If this advance allows them to study different geometries of bacteria cheaply, that will be a big step -- they'll be able to run big batches of simulations of different layouts. Hopefully they'll get their models right and do better work.
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I think your mom is too busy right now for that.
One thing in the article that is a bit deceptive is that the article says that one can print with details as small as one micrometer . . . the size of a single bacterium. This may technically be true, but I doubt that controlling which individual bacterium are transferred (printed) or not is possible. And the neither the technique of pipetting bacteria nor regrowing bacteria on the agarose media is likely to have a resolution of one micrometer. Though the postulated one micrometer resolution may be possible, it is for all practical purposes impossible.
...as long as the bacteria remember to put cover sheets on their microscopic TPS reports.
Censorship via penicillin! "My dog ate my homework" replaced by "my mom's medicine ate my homework" would be good fun, too...
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I've dripped cheese on my printer a time or two as well, but it never seemed suitable for a Slashdot headline.
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I'm tired of this trendy shit in \. where at the drop of a fucking hat people start categorizing people as either a Linux Zealot or a M$ Luvers.Technology is not meant to be worshiped, it is meant to be used to accomplish a goal, and you should use whatever best fits that goal, windows, linux or a fucking ti83.
Backslashdot? BACKSLASHDOT?! You... you... M$ LUVER!!!
Now excuse me while I port Linux to my TI83.
You finally got an interview with that oh-so-fuckable headhunter at the agency, didn't-ja.
Then she told you it takes more than "installing a distro on mum's PC" to get a $100K blow
You ran off home to mum's basement, had a wank (staring the headhunter), got stoned and started posting.
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I was thinking about how I could maybe use these printers to make a bacteria t-shirt transfer but I ultimately decided to just sneeze on my shirt instead.
only children and imbeciles use TI's. Buy a HP.
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A printer which is full of bugs by design.
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Most water supplies have a scummy film that grows on the inside of the pipes (even copper pipes), the film is impervious to chlorinated water. Water companies want a simple way to remove it.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
Bah! Stop trolling. Everybody knows that the 48gx is vastly superior to the ti83.
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Or maybe they are...
I wouldn't know, I don't take chances at work. But I do post.
BAH! Geeks will do anything to get cultured quickly!
Never play chicken with a passive aggressive.
this will benefit all mankind by allowing us enough understanding to end the scourge of infection upon our planet.
I see rice paper in a printer and some bloke with some mouldy coffee pouring it into an inkjet cartridge.
Worthy of a state funded PhD in my opinion.
Now, if the scientists would discover an animal that creates a web, we're onto something...
Hack for upgrading your bacterial printer -
1. use anti-bacterial soap
2. wait for super bacterial to appear
3. ???
4. profit
Why is this a good thing? I mean, how much can bacteria read anyway?
Perhaps we can print some bacterial colonies in classic LIFE patterson then let thenm breed and see how well it replciates the old computer game :-)
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I've had one of these built into my rear end for years.
Real men don't use calculators at all, because real men do math that only uses numbers to index the letters in the proofs.
The TI-89, 92, etc. doesn't settle for approximate square roots and wimpy numeric integration, instead of exact roots and symbolic integration.
The 48g can only do arithmetic, the 89, 92, etc can do math.
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a thing of the past. You already have to watch out when opening hand addressed mail for anthrax and shit like that but you have just lowered the bar for spreading viri.
Now it doesn't have to come by an email either.
Send something that looks like junk mail to a congressman's home in the winter and you can just see the trail of death and destruction because the ink itself could kill you. (ebola 'flavoured' ink anyone?)
I don't think this is too smart but the cat's out of the bag now. Pretty soon we're going to need transparent exo-skins to do anything. (Think about it.)
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I've no idea why I even bothered to read this far through the post, but you just made coffee come out my nose! Nice joke!
Clearly, you've never tried to use Access in any significant way. I've used many different databases and Access is by far the worst of them all.
Since you like Microsoft, why not tout some of their better products...you're generally better off using multiple Excel sheets if it's something simple, you'll save a lot of time and grief. If you want an actual, effective, multi-user db, install MS SQL Server. Not my first choice, but it's Microsoft's best offering.
Better yet, don't spout off-topic, inflammatory garbage if you don't know what you're talking about. OS flame wars are a waste of everyone's time, anyway.
Bacteria printing press?!! This is old technology. I hear another group has already made a DNA Photoshop.
I think your mom is too busy right now for that.
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I worked in printing for 11 years and have seen the various sores and cuts on many a pressman. Believe me, they've been printing bacteria for a long, long time.
Pathogens, too!
And diseases.
Oh, and don't forget syndromes...
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"Okay Beaker, print out a test page now!"
"Meep"
[Whiirrrr zip whirrrrr zip whirrr]
"RAWWWWR!"
"Mee...meee...MEEEP MEEEP MEEEEEEP!"
"Good job, Beaker! Now we know that is definitely too much biological ink!"
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