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Will Sex In Games Ever Be Sexy?
The Guardian Gamesblog has an editorial up discussing the pitiful state that sexuality is in when it comes to games. Titles like "Singles: Flirt up your Life" and "The Guy Game" are not sexy...they're just embarrassing. From the article: "Historically, you can understand the reasons behind the industry's adolescent handling of adult themes: a younger audience, a male-dominated development environment and, of course, basic pixilated visuals which only ever really allowed a nudge, nudge, wink, wink, 'Confessions of a Bitmapped Bikini Lady' approach to portraying sex."
sexg0d: Hello, Sally_nicetits. What do you look like?<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from C&A. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of madras sauce on it from dinner...and it smells funny.<br><br>
Sweethart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?<br><br>
sexg0d: OK<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.<br><br>
sexg0d: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I'm moaning softly.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.<br><br>
sexg0d: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'll pay for it.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breast. My nipples are erect for you.<br><br>
sexg0d: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.<br><br>
sexg0d: I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit and phlegm.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: What?<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm so sorry; Really.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: What's the matter?<br><br>
sexg0d: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: Are you OK?<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.<br><br>
Sally_nicetits: Can I help?<br><br>
sexg0d: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?