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Mars Rover Breaks Free
QuantumFTL writes "According to an MSNBC story Opportunity, the same rover that scored an interplanetary hole-in-one, has broken free of an interplanetary sand trap. The MER science operations mailing list was abuzz this morning with the news, as soon as the first rear hazcam image indicating success came down. Engineers were praised for working long nights and weekends to make this extrication possible. Good job, NASA!"
Now I'll know who to call next time my car gets stuck in the snow this winter.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
is that they were so busy looking at the rear hazcam that they didn't see the giant water trap right in front of them.
The Martians who were watching it all unfold were running out of popcorn and getting antsy. It would have been just a matter of time before one of them gave up and just kicked the thing.
What I can't understand is, why didn't "management" come in and screw this all up? How could something that was supposed to last only for 90 days last for 18 months? Seems like with most things, if they are supposed to last for 90 days, they MIGHT make it to 93 or 94 days.
My hats off to the engineers. I wish I worked at a place like that.
Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
If there was any question about Earthlings being the rednecks of the universe, that image of us rootin' up the martian surface oughta clear it up.
Lock the hubs and put 'er in low lock. YEE HAH!!
They should have just dropped another rover at the edge of the sandtrap and carried on. It would have cost them a stroke, but that's not so bad.
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
Didn't you hear? They started broadcasting some of Bushes speeches to the Rover. The convulsions it suffered in response to George butchering the English language were enough to dislodge it.
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I am looking forward to the day when, like on the moon, I see the Stars and Stripes planted in the Martian soil.
As am I, and I'm sure the Indians we hire to put it there will feel a sense of pride in their accomplishment.
KFG
Actually they played the Queen song "I want to break free" and the rover was like totally inspired to break free.
And when they need to put in sleep mode they just bradcast an AL Gore speech..
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...to remove a group of 3 martians with dust all over them, high-fiving each other :-)
Why would native Americans be proud about planting the Stars and Stripes? Ohhh, never mind.