Japan Displays Prototype Robot Suit
anaesthetica writes "A project at Tsukuba University has produced a battery-powered robot suit designed to aid the wearer in strength-related tasks, like lifting heavy objects. The suit also has the capability of propelling itself, which is potentially useful for helping the handicapped or elderly walk. The optimistic professor who lead the project stated, 'Humans may be able to mutate into supermen in the near future.'"
This optimistic inventor is not familiar with The Wrong Trousers.
I think I'll wait until they come out with the Ultraman power suit model.
If that guy can't pick up that small Japanese woman anyway, then that suite better do a lot of other stuff, too.
But since she's not that much of a payload, the pictures might as well be of a guy wearing a Stormtrooper costume doing deep knee bends.
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
I, for one, welcome our new geriatric and quadriplegic robot-suit overlords.
Make sure the inhibitor chip is well-protected.
It demonstrably helps the wearer pick up women.
/. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
Now I can be stronger and look more like a dork at the same time! Woohoo! Booyah.
On a related note, check out the Japanese booth babes on the slide show.
(Just kidding honey, if you're reading this.)
I like the picture caption that says the robot suit will help you lift "heavy loads", while the picture shows the guy carrying a woman. I'm sure she will be thrilled to find herself described in such a way. ;)
...a whole new chapter in the jocks vs. nerds war.
Humans may be able to mutate into supermen in the near future
Ironicly, I just got Viagra Spam that used that exact same phrasing...
"Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine No Posessions?'" -- Elvis Costello
... when you put five of these together!!
"Derp de derp."
the combat environment is more complex and demanding than the loading dock and you won't find power-ups hidden behind every crate.
He actually had the strength to lift an asian woman!