Slashdot Mirror


New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn

sootman writes "Remember that new Windows shell? Looks like it'll be yet another technology that won't make it into Longhorn. 'It will take three to five years to fully develop and deliver,' said Microsoft Senior Vice President Bob Muglia this week at Tech Ed 2005. However, it's not dead yet--despite not shipping in Longhorn in 2006 or Longhorn Server in 2007, the article says 'Exchange 12 administration functions will be built atop Monad, which would enable users to do everything from the command line that can be done from the graphical interface.'"

27 of 449 comments (clear)

  1. What will? by udderly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe MS could just make it easier by letting us know what actually *will* make it into Longhorn...

    1. Re:What will? by One+Louder · · Score: 5, Funny


      My understanding is that Longhorn is no longer in Longhorn.

    2. Re:What will? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Longhorn will contain innovative new features that enable vertical organizations to synergize forward looking customer relationships and exploit next-generation functionalities.

      --
      try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    3. Re:What will? by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

      My understanding is that Longhorn is no longer in Longhorn.

      Then that would leave . . . an empty shell. So why would it take five years to build it?

  2. Re:Nothing to see... by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1, Funny

    I swear I was going to get first post on this one, and then decided... "Meh. Do I want first post in an article as blah and predictable as this one?" I just couldn't bear to be marked redundant while writing first post.

  3. This just in! by ClownsScareMe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Redmond, WA

    Microsoft (TM) announced to day that it's new graphical user interface, code-named Avalon (TM) will not ship with Longhorn (TM), it's next operating system. However, Avalon with be an integral part of Windows 2010.

    --
    I read Slashdot for the articles
  4. Chicken shits! I *knew* it! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny


    Microsoft just doesn't have the Monads...

    ^_^

    --
    ____

    ~ |rip/\/\aster /\/\onkey

  5. I for one, by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Funny

    welcome our new longhorn overl - what? Oh nevermind, they're not here yet.

  6. Re:What will be will be... by Skiron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe MS could just make it easier by letting us know what actually *will* make it into Longhorn...

    The usual... trojans, worms, clippy...

  7. I'd put up even money now... by xanderwilson · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...That Longhorn updates won't come out nearly as regularly after Longhorn's release as they do now.

  8. Wow... by shadowmatter · · Score: 4, Funny

    With all the features being removed, and the release date getting pushed farther and farther back, Longhorn will end up as nothing more than an expansion pack for Duke Nukem Forever!

    - shadowmatter

  9. Re:So... by Tweak232 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RSOD ;-)

  10. Re:Inquiring minds want to know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft Barbie says "Writing Operating Systems is HARD!"

  11. I'm just waiting for this headline: by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Today Microsoft announced that it's new operation system, Longhorn, will not contain Longhorn."

    What the hell is still in Longhorn?

  12. Re:Inquiring minds want to know! by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    So the question on everyone's minds at this point is: What *will* Longhorn actually have in it? Avalon, Indigo, and WinFX are all being backported to XP/2003, WinFS has been dropped for the release, and now Monad (I love that name) is being cut. I'm not quite sure how Microsoft plans to sell the OS on such exciting features as "Better DRM!" and "We've got the security thing right this time. Promise!"

    The code, mind you it's still very much beta... void main()
    {
    printf("Hello wolrd");
    }

    Windows Longhorn? How about some other names:

    • Windows Forever
    • Windows 3, the search for Windows 2
    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  13. Re:what *are* they putting in Longhorn? by punkrockguy318 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hate to say that your mistaken. Microsoft is dropping the "My" from "My computer". This is a revolution of operation system technology.

  14. What's next? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next thing that Microsoft will announce is that Longhorn won't run on the new Mac-Intel machines.

  15. Re:Well.. by someguy456 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "which would enable users to do everything from the command line that can be done from the graphical interface"

    I'll belive it when I see it

    Sure, see it here, now

  16. No Kernel by MarcoPon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soon to be announced: the Kernel will not make it on the first incarnation of Longhorn, and will be released in a subsequent version..

    --

    SeqBox
  17. Why? by wertarbyte · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why does it take so long to compile Cygwin and Bash for Windows?

    --
    Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
  18. Let's try making a list! by rbarreira · · Score: 5, Funny

    People, let's try making a list of that which we do know that (for now at least) will be in Longhorn. Each person who replies just has to copy paste the previous list and add his content :P

    Let me start with:

    * RSOD (red screens of death)
    * Dropping the prefix "My" from "My computer", "My network places", etc

    --

    The AACS key is NOT 0xF606EEFD628B1CA427BEA93A9CA9773F
  19. Re:Inquiring minds want to know! by Ucklak · · Score: 4, Funny

    XP was to Win2K what Win98 was to Win95.

    I'm thinking WinME = Longhorn.

    --
    if you steal from one source, that is plagiarism, if you steal from many, well, that's just research.
  20. Re:1st thought: Good that it is comming... by mrmojo · · Score: 2, Funny
    What is it they say - "Those who don't understand unix are doomed to reinvent it, poorly."

    I say this somewhat tongue in cheek.

  21. The Emperor's New OS by lullabud · · Score: 2, Funny

    Longhorn is going to be packed with golden goodies which are so wonderful that nobody will be able to see them. It will take the few years following for their opacity to set in.

  22. Re:Inquiring minds want to know! by st1d · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not that odd, once you understand the MS indoctrination program. See, MS believes fear is the best control device. Teach the user that computers are scary, dangerous things, and the users will not attempt "complicated" manuevers like you suggest.

    My guess is that most users, upon hitting the right click button (via bumping their mouse against their cappacino cups early in the morning), fly into a panic, slam the power button, and grab the phone to call their favorite guru. The guru (if a hired hand), carefully crafted in the spirit of "reinstall, reinstall, reinstall," reinstalls the software, and "fixes the problem."

    Until the next latte...

    --
    Microsoft has just released their much anticipated hands-free cordless mouse. Warning, it may hurt a little at first.
  23. Re:Inquiring minds want to know! by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That'll get fixed in a service pack.

    --
    "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
  24. Re:I work at Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like guys who work for MS can't do anything right. Your website is broken (transcript below)
    It just works my ass ... so tell me again why should we trust you?

    Server Error in '/' Application.
    This is an unexpected token. The expected token is 'NAME'. Line 21, position 13.

    Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

    Exception Details: System.Xml.XmlException: This is an unexpected token. The expected token is 'NAME'. Line 21, position 13.

    Source Error:

    An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below.

    Stack Trace:

    [XmlException: This is an unexpected token. The expected token is 'NAME'. Line 21, position 13.]
    System.Xml.XmlTextReader.SetAttributeValues() +323
    System.Xml.XmlTextReader.ParseElement() +138
    System.Xml.XmlTextReader.Read() +94
    DigitalDudSite.BlogViewer.LoadBlogEntries(String fileName) +939
    DigitalDudSite.DefaultPage.OnInit(EventArgs e) +51
    System.Web.UI.Control.InitRecursive(Control namingContainer) +241
    System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain() +197

    Version Information: Microsoft .NET Framework Version:1.1.4322.2032; ASP.NET Version:1.1.4322.2032