2000-Year-Old Judean Date Tree Seed Sprouts
Makarand writes "A date palm seed found during archaeological excavations at King Herod's palace on Mount Masada, near the Dead Sea, and whose age was confirmed to be 2000 years by carbon dating techniques
has sprouted
into a young tree.This historic seedling which sprouted 4 weeks after planting has grown six leaves and
one has been removed for DNA tests.
Scientists hope that the unique seedling will eventually yield vital clues to the medicinal properties of the fruit of the Judean date tree chronicled in the Bible and the Quran and which was long thought to be extinct."
Yes, any second now the date tree is going to escape its pen and go on a murderous rampage. It will also change genders in order to breed with itself and produce more deadly date trees.
Why not fork?
"It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the last one of all!
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.
Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back."
-Dr Seuss
Now they can discover the secret to death of old age at age 35!
Yessss!
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God, it would seem has a sense of humor.
From TFA:
"The Judean date is chronicled in the Bible, Quran and ancient literature for its diverse powers -- from an aphrodisiac to a contraceptive"
-- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
How come I can't find any reference on the Web to this supposedly extinct species? Could it be that the discoverers wanted to make a plain old ordinary 2000yo date-pit sound more glamorous?
Perhaps this is the "second coming" !
Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
I guess if we keep the platform the same... but still, this is why backwards compatibility is a GOOD thing!
"... I declare our city to be a free and independent state to be named Tri-Insula!" --Fernando Wood, Mayor of NYC 1861
Yum!
Bad dates.
Not that this date tree will necessarily be as bad, mind you.
Be who you are...and be it in style!
Brian: Are you the Judean Date Tree?
Reg: Fuck off.
Brian: What?
Reg: Judean Date Tree. (scoffs) I'm the Date Tree of Judea. Judean Date Tree, caw.
Francis: Wanker.
Brian: Can I join your group?
Reg: No. Piss off.
-rcmiv
Scientists found that the 2000 year old date tree had an enzyme that causes HIV to mutate and become airborne with a 72 hour, open-air survival. Humanity soon to be wiped out because of digging up ancient plants and reviving old things that probably should be left buried in history. THE END IS NEAR!!! ... put the card board sign away sir and back away from the message thread ...
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