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Jeff Bezos's Space Company Reveals Some Secrets

An anonymous reader writes "Jeff Bezos's commercial spaceflight company, Blue Origin, has kept its plans secret to better compete with rivals such as Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic. But in order to build its launch facility in West Texas, it has revealed some details of its future operations: Blue Origin's Reusable Launch Vehicle (RLV) will carry three or more passengers on suborbital, ballistic trajectories to altitudes in excess of 325,000 feet above sea level. It will launch vertically and land vertically, and will use hydrogen peroxide and kerosene as propellants. It will operate autonomously under control of on-board computers, with no ground control. Blue Origin plans a maximum rate of 52 launches per year."

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  1. Space company? by slimey_limey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeff Bezos, the Amazon guy, has a space company? That's plenty of revelation for me!

    1. Re:Space company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes! And you get free shipping if you buy $1,000,000.00 or more!

    2. Re:Space company? by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you get free shipping if you buy $1,000,000.00 or more!

      But just think of the commissions you'd earn from the affiliate program! Where do I sign up?

      Eric
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    3. Re:Space company? by Momoru · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup...and he has already patented the "One-Click Launch Sequence"

    4. Re:Space company? by pilgrim23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes but currently it is all up in the air..

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  2. Culberson County by ChrisF79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know about this one. "Culberson County, we have a problem" just doesn't have a good ring to it.

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    1. Re:Culberson County by madaxe42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, neither does 'onboard computer to paying tourists... onboard computer to paying tourists... take your protein pills and sign your indemnity contract'...

    2. Re:Culberson County by jdray · · Score: 3, Funny

      "All your passengers are belong to us."

      Maybe not...

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  3. Prediction... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look for life insurance policies to have a new clause added to explicitly exclude coverage in the event of a spacecraft mishap (if they don't already have such a clause).

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  4. No problems here by DragonMageWTF · · Score: 5, Funny

    will use hydrogen peroxide and kerosene as propellants. It will operate autonomously under control of on-board computers, with no ground control.

    No problems what so ever. Sounds incredibly safe to me.

    1. Re:No problems here by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is, all the rocket side of the business will be subcontracted to Acme, they have been in the business for years and really know their stuff.

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    2. Re:No problems here by centauri · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nothing could possiblie go wrong.

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    3. Re:No problems here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least it is controlled by computers...

      Will it be running Windows for Space Flight (tm)? Having to reboot at 300,000 feet gives a whole new meaning to "blue screen of death".

  5. Unlimited flights for $79 a year? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Blue Origin's Reusable Launch Vehicle (RLV) will carry three or more passengers"

    As long as the passengers after the flight are reusable too, it should be a workable, safe plan. However, could we claim spaceflights under the "Amazon Prime Plan", which claims "Unlimited shipping privileges cost just $79 per year"? After all, it all boils down to being shipped by Amazon.

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    1. Re:Unlimited flights for $79 a year? by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but you would have to make the whole journey in a brown box with a smile on it.

  6. interface by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, the interface for the vehicle will be a single button with the word "click" stenciled underneath it.

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    1. Re:interface by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      From the article:

      "Astronauts will be protected from massive the G-forces of liftoff by being shrink-wrapped to a piece of cardboard and surrounded on three sides by AirPak (TM)."

    2. Re:interface by Knight2K · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you press it, the label changes to "Do not press this button again."

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    3. Re:interface by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Passengers who were later smeared along the Texas coast also purchased...

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  7. Sign me up! by Ridgelift · · Score: 4, Funny
    It will operate autonomously under control of on-board computers, with no ground control.
    Sounds great! Put me on the list, with one provision: if an announcement is made that "Microsoft will partner with Blue Origin to provide software" then forget it, I'm not goin'
    1. Re:Sign me up! by VikingDBA · · Score: 2, Funny

      It doesn't have to leave the ground to explode. :)

    2. Re:Sign me up! by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, they are planning a merger with IBM -- they are to become Big Blue Origin.

  8. Re:Cue the unmanned spaceflight mob by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Cue the unmanned-spaceflight-is-the-only-way-to-go zealots..."

    I suggest a compromise with these "unmanned spaceflght zealots". We send each of them up in a manned spaceflight. At some pre-determined point, the spacecraft is programmed to become unmanned due to explosive decompression of the passenger compartment. Then, the flight continues on, unmanned. Everybody's happy.

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  9. Next: eBay by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    Next thing you know, eBay will offer spaceflights, too. Just read the negative feedback carefully, and look for things like:

    "The TANG was stale"

    "Space captain farted in airlock and refused to provide refund"

    "Unsecured lunch lockers: tribbles ate my sandwich"

    "I am a smoker, and was told that smokers had to step outside during spaceflight. Do NOT buy!"

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  10. Re:Price? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 2, Funny

    One house mortgage.

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  11. not bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    at one launch per week, it wouldnt take more than a year or two to send prety much everyone i dont like into space. ^_^

  12. 52 Launches a year? by lintocs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess weekly launches aren't unattainable, as long as there's no requirement for an equal number of landings, and a large supply of launch vehicles.

    S

  13. Re:Landing vertically by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 5, Funny
    Actually, it's not too bad. You need about 10% of the landing weight of the vehicle to be fuel.

    However, it more or less has to be computer controlled descent; the timing is a bit critical.

    The description I heard was:

    You're coming in and you think the engines should fire soon, otherwise you're going to die.

    Then you think it's got to fire now, otherwise you're dead.

    Then you fall some more.

    Then you *know* your going to die.

    And then they fire, and then you land.

    Then you go change your trousers.

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  14. Re:Price? by phyruxus · · Score: 4, Funny

    clarification: one Silicon Valley house mortgage.

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  15. One click launch sequence? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would he have a one click launch sequence?
    Would he patent it?

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  16. Land vertically? by 3770 · · Score: 4, Funny


    This thing is supposed to land vertically? That sounds more like a crash to me.

    Will it have parachutes?

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  17. The response is even worse by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 4, Funny

    "WTF do you want us to do about it, all the guidance computers are on your ship!"

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  18. Re:Missiles by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny
    "[cheap intercontinental ballistic missiles] Carrying people and cargo instead of nuclear weapons. Quite an improvement I'd say."

    You are going to have to have an awfully slick sales pitch to get over the fact that the flights always end with 600 mp/h impact at former Soviet Union strategic targets. Other than that, it's a great flight, man!

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  19. Re:Price? by Da+Fokka · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exactly US $TOOMUCH. Don't know exactly what that is in Euros, though.

    €5,64. Gotta love the current exchange rates!

  20. Re:Welcome to Van Horn, Texas! by VikingDBA · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'd rather go to hell than texas."

    It's just a bit further down the road, just keep goin'.

  21. That's not a crash by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "That sounds more like a crash to me."

    Crash? We prefer to refer to it as a high-velocity landing with 100% collateral damage to passenger, crew, and craft.

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  22. close to roswell by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The place looks close enough to Roswell.
    Is there a secret meaning to Blue Origin?

  23. Re:So the question is... by tocs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but you would have to go first.

  24. And afterwards... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're still in Texas. Sheesh! I though the idea was to escape.

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  25. Re:Welcome to Van Horn, Texas! by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    * As you can see by the satellite photo [google.com], the rugged Guadalupe Mountains meet the barren, flat Llano Estacado

    I see quite a few stains in that photo. Looks like they've been making test flights already!

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  26. Morbid humor... by KC7GR · · Score: 3, Funny

    "It will operate autonomously under control of on-board computers, with no ground control..."

    This could certainly add new meaning to the phrase "Blue Screen of Death."

    I'll wager that they'll never get guv'mint approval to operate without at least one human pilot.

    Keep the peace(es).

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  27. Re:Forget People by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "When are we going to get 90-minute express ballistic shipping to anywhere on the planet?"

    Greetings, Professor Falken. Want to play a game?

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  28. "Land vertically?" by Verminator · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh, it'll land vertically, alright.

    In high power model rocketry, we call this condition "Shovel Recovery," and it's not pretty.

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    1. Re:"Land vertically?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I searched and searched google trying to come up with the exact transcipt with no luck, but as a kid, my dad had an old 45 of Bill Dana, as Jose Jimenez, The Astronaut. To loosely paraphrase from memory...

      Interviewer: Well, where will you be landing?

      Jose: Nevada.

      Interviewer: The state of Nevada. So then, does your capsule have parachutes?

      Jose: No...

      Interviewer: Well, surely they must have something to break your fall?

      Jose: To break my fall?

      Interviewer: Yes.

      Jose: Sure! Nevada!

  29. Re:Stale tang by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I've never heard of Tang going stale"

    You are so right. It is a very bad example, like "ape going ugly".

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  30. Forgot this one. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is another common one in the feedback: "Aliens insisted on giving me anal probe". About half of these feedback listings are negative, and half are positive.

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  31. Hydrogen peroxide?!? by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But, couldn't a launch accident involving hydrogen perozide render everyone within a 3-mile radius blond?

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  32. The Amazon business model by gelfling · · Score: 2, Funny

    Send enough flights into space and EVENTUALLY one will come down profitably.