Spy Girl In Game Stores
1up.com has a great feature up detailing the exploits of a young woman they sent in to various game stores under the cover of a clueless girlfriend. The results are both informative and hilarious. From the article: "Spy: When are the new systems coming out? Clerk: Sony just came out with a new version of the PlayStation. It's smaller, more compact, that's about it. Xbox--they haven't mentioned anything about something new coming out."
It helps if you picture Comic Book Store Guy while you read the article:
Spy: Can you surf the Web on any of these systems?
Clerk: No [clearly disgusted].
Spy: How about movies? Can I watch movies on any of them?
Clerk: [Deep, horrified sigh] Yes, but you'll need to buy an extra remote for the Xbox.