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Who Will Google Buy Next?
Androsynth writes "Kuro5hin is running an article entitled Who Will Google Buy Next?, which features a list of all Google's previous buyouts and some interesting suggestions for the future." A Google-buyout betting pool seems in order.
I'll put google.com(r) tattoo's all over me for $$ , they could buy me ;)
Slashdot of course. Imagine all the searchable insightful posts.
Rock that crushes, Paper & Scissors that don't matter.
"Feel Lucky ?"
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire.
Buy me! Buy me! I promise I'll be good, and I don't eat much, I swear! I'll be ever so greatful! Puh-leasssssee? I'll be your friend!
A guy walks into a bar... well, I forgot the joke, but the punchline is that he's an alcoholic.
where does google want to go today?
or
"640 buyouts ought to be enough for anybody"
Science : Proprietary , Knowledge : Open Source
Well, if they buy out the bookie taking google-buyout bets, they are sure to win...
All Book publishers so they can do that book searching thing sans lawyers. Finally, the day will come when we can read War & Peace and have direct links to shop for it on Ebay.
Apple and Intel. The new company will be called Apoogtel, or Ingoople, or Super Google.
A small Soviet satellite country. I have my money on Estonia.
Slashdot posts so many Google articles anyway, might as well drop the act and go all the way.
CDE open sourced! https://sourceforge.net/projects/cdesktopenv/
Who is Google gonna buy?
Well, it should be obvious--they've stated that they're going to cruise around downtown in a van, so it sounds like they're going to start buying hookers.
This is probably the first significant indicator of evil...
Google will build the new stadium in NYC and name it The Googleplex.
Google should buy zombo.com
You heard it here first.
Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
Goorgle -- Dental hygenist search engine.
Smithsoogle -- the library digitization project gone insane.
Google Bitches -- Like friendster but for pimps.
Google Jobs -- nope, not what you think...it's actually Steve Jobs since his soul seems to be up for sale lately.
Google.gov -- DHS meets Patriot Act meets all your data. Pledge your allegiance, boys, and come to grips with the fact that we're all screwed.
Get rid of that lousy Skype name and replace it with a quality, easy to remember Google name such as... Orkut?!?
Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
They must really appreciate all the free business advice they are getting.
It was quite a coup.
"All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss." - Douglas Adams
Reminds me of something my bio-dad encountered while working at Radio Shack.
A guy walks in, and he's looking for an expensive piece of equipment for his home entertainment sytem. He tells my dad, "I don't want any of this 'Made in Mexico' crap. I want something American. Like Sony."
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"Whom Will Google Buy Next?"
Really. "Whom". It's not so hard.
Dude! When was the last time you took an IQ test?
Any idiot can post to K5 and most idiots do.
...Who'll buy google next.
That had to be said.
The best planning can be done after the project completes.
On Google.gov instead of having a clean easy to use interface, you must fill out at least 6 forms before your search query is returned, and when it is returned its entirely acronyms.